Bad Situations You Narrowly Avoided Due To Spidey Sense…

[TMBlue]

Lol we both ended up hollering at these friends, both of us were in relationships. Generally not a cheater, but this chick was bad. Something told me not to holler at her and throw her number away because my homie was gonna get caught. 4 days later he got caught.

Thanks for clearing that up. Lol

 

[Harry Sax]

The year was 2009, I was only 21 or 22 at the time….and I had booked this broad

Hit her up to see if she was tryna link up and smoke some loud together

She told me come past her crib

She shot me the address, come to find out this chick lived in Latrobe Projects over East Baltimore (for those who ain’t from the area)

Still I wasn’t shook, I ain’t no bytch… so I rode out

I get there, she looking thick AF wearing this lil house dress, booty and titties bouncing around everywhere when she walked


We smoke like 2 blunts of some … she pulled out the bottle of henny… at this point we lit like a mf…

This chick was hood af and she was wearing a very revealing house dress so I already knew where her mind was at… I already knew she was a freak and that it probably wouldn’t be too difficult to smash

She turned the tv off and put some music on so I knew what time it was….After a while I get a grabbing and feeling up on her kissing on her neck, eventually sucking on her titties

Her phone starts going off, she ignore it.. it goes off again probably 4-5 more times and she ignores…. Finally she picks up after like half a dozen times and she tells who ever it is, she gonna call them right back and she hung up in a hurry…

She then starts rushing me and says we should go in her bedroom, she starts grabbing and pulling me…

So I’m like, we already here in the living room, you live alone, we already in here and I’m hard as a missle… let’s just go at it right here


She says no, let’s go to the bedroom. And this time she was kinda aggressive about it. And right then, something went off in me and didnt feel right… for some reason her tryna pull me to the bedroom made me nervous eat the time I didn’t know why cuz I really wanted to fukk this chick

I told her I had to piss before we fukked and I went to the bathroom… while I’m in there, I had this voice inside of me just telling me to “get the fukk outta here NOW!!” I don’t know where the voice came from, maybe it was my dead father speaking to me from his grave, maybe it was God, maybe it was my street smarts kicking in, idk… but all I know is I got an uneasy feeling in my stomach and I had to leave this bytches crib.

I come out the bathroom and I straight up tell her I gotta go… she resisted of course but I didn’t give af… I didn’t even bother grabbing the rest of my weed from off the table I just booked it and got the fukk outta there, she was looking at me like I was crazy but I’d didn’t care

On my way out I seem a rugged rough looking nikka bopping towards me, he gave me a brief look but kept it moving right in the same direction where I had just came from.. I didn’t even stick around to see what unit he went in

I walk through the projects to the street and got in my car fast af and pulled off

The next day the bytch calls me and is kinda making fun of me, saying I was scared and all that dumb shyt… but then proceeds to tell me that it was good that I left because her ex literally come over less than 2 minutes after I dipped and that he thought someone was over there with her….(probably the same nikka I saw on my way out)…

She thought it was funny and tried to say that it was her ex and he’s obsessed with her but that he’s “not built like that… he been locked up a few times but he probably wouldn’t have done nothing, he a bytch for real” ———— yeah aight bytch! Foh that’s what y’all all say smh

After that I decided to dead that bytch, blocked her number and never hit her up again… chicks like that get nikkas killed everyday… a dude in latrube projects at that time of night, who looks the way that he looked, who still obsessed with you and thats probably who was blowing up your phone??? That nikka DEFINITELY had the burner on him… I’m not fighting not dying over you

I saved my own life that night

nikka I grew up with got killed like that …just turned pro in boxing…he was supposed to be at FAMU helping his pregnant girl move in but instead stayed in the city and was at a bytch house on the jects…her estranged husband knocked on the door at like 3-4 sum and when he seen him in there he shot and killed him

 

[Henny and_ HotWings]

nikka I grew up with got killed like that …just turned pro in boxing…he was supposed to be at FAMU helping his pregnant girl move in but instead stayed in the city and was at a bytch house on the jects…her estranged husband knocked on the door at like 3-4 sum and when he seen him in there he shot and killed him

Damn bro, that’s rough. I’m sorry to lost your homeboy… I know it took you a minute to get over that. Sucks what it happen that. Sounds like bro had a lot to live for too smh…. So many dudes die like that… thinking with the wrong organ… we might not care about the broad like that, but their exes, husbands, baby fathers etc DO… and a lot of the time, they be willing to both die AND kill over that bytch… again my condolences… I really dodged a bullet that night. Coulda turned out very differently smh

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

I avoid certain Chicago neighborhoods when the sunsets

I don’t like walking home/from the train late at night

 

[drederick tatum]

This chick who curved me super bad in college. We dated and then she went back to her Ex while dismissing me publicly. Had me looking foolish. Later I joined the service and forget about her but she never forgot about me. She somehow found my parents and formed a semi relationship with them over the years unbeknownst to me. In her mind I was the good one who got away


While my life was only progressing hers was in a downward spiral. By the time I ran into her 6 years later she had two kids. I only wanted to revenge fukk her for the curve from years ago. I had no idea she was looking at me as her savior

Go to her crib to hook up. To this day I still don’t know what it was. I was in some kind of haze and the idea of my condom just evaporated. We was in her room and I had some weird tunnel vision going on. I was about to go raw Literally the moment before I was about to go in there was a knock at her door

A bamming really.. I woke the fukk up and realized I was inches away from being baby daddy #3. I got up quick as a hiccup and got dressed. She was trying to wrap her legs around me and I had to literally pull myself off of her and jet



Ran into her again a few years after that and she confessed to me that I was the only dude in her life who treated her good and she knew I came from a good family. She was ovulating and her plan was to get preggo that night because she knew I would be a good dude and would not leave her and my seed.

I was I am usually very careful. That night at her house something crazy was going on because I forgot about all of that shyt

Simp

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

2 cacs tapped on my car window with a fake police badge

I dipped immediately

 

[General Mills]

Simp

If im being completely candid.. when we dated in college I was indeed a simp. Was that nice guy bringing her flowers, opening doors, taking her out to restaurants I could barely afford. I was a college student who was also working part time waiting tables.

I had no real money but what I had I spent on her and I had a car that my dad gave me. So in her eyes I was a Lick. She rewarded that behavior by breaking up with me publicly with her ex sitting next to her in the cafeteria and laughed in my face.

Your boy learned a helluva lesson that day. Man I took a L but she took a L in life later on

 

[The Guru]

Couple days ago I broke up a fight where a kid got jumped by four or five kids. I was going to stick around for a bit for people to disperse so it wouldn't start back up. Left after about 10 minutes . Later i heard after i left the police came and swept the whole court with force and picked up a bunch of people.

 

[drederick tatum]

If im being completely candid.. when we dated in college I was indeed a simp. Was that nice guy bringing her flowers, opening doors, taking her out to restaurants I could barely afford. I was a college student who was also working part time waiting tables.

I had no real money but what I had I spent on her and I had a car that my dad gave me. So in her eyes I was a Lick. She rewarded that behavior by breaking up with me publicly with her ex sitting next to her in the cafeteria and laughed in my face.

Your boy learned a helluva lesson that day. Man I took a L but she took a L in life later on

Real shyt. If she also knew you grew to be a Coli legend she would probably commit that

 

[Cladyclad]

School trip to new York on 9-11 2001

i skipped the trip last minute because Jay album was coming out

my camel sense was tingling

 

[jadillac]

Real talk.

In moments and places I've been, I've just been calm and not thought of what could happen, probably moreso naive/unassuming actually....now years later I think about what COULD HAVE happened, and then I see stuff on the news about similar situations, and I just have to thank God.