Barry Bonds tha Gawd still doesn't give a fukk

[General Mills]

, I wonder what other Pittsburgh sports stories versions of Mills Chronicles you got tho

Got low key shytted on when i tried to talk to the Bus at a bar after a game. He was with these two BAD pawgs



When Jagr was a rookie he lived in our town. Dude had a huge mullet, spoke zero English, and used to ride around our town drifting around corners. He said fukk yall laws

He rode around in the dead of winter in a bright blue IROC with the T Tops off. The cops would see him and be


I also once got herbed by Plaxico here in jax. More often than not i tend to take that L

 

[superunknown23]

He said goat giant, we ALL KNOW Ruth was the best ever

Baseball pre-1947 has zero legitimacy

 

[Rekkapryde]

Got low key shytted on when i tried to talk to the Bus at a bar after a game. He was with these two BAD pawgs



When Jagr was a rookie he lived in our town. Dude had a huge mullet, spoke zero English, and used to ride around our town drifting around corners. He said fukk yall laws

He rode around in the dead of winter in a bright blue IROC with the T Tops off. The cops would see him and be


I also once got herbed by Plaxico here in jax. More often than not i tend to take that L

Damn fam....

 

[Joe Sixpack]

The GOAT out here handing out the Prince treatment

 

[broller]

Dude is a natural born a$$hole and has the talent to back it up.

Me and my brother way way back in the day... was 91. Dad dropped us off at Three Rivers Stadium to see the Buccos.

We were not no autograph hounds like other kids.. we just genuinly liked seeing the players. We got there hella early and we are hanging around trying to get a glimpse of Bobby Bonilla no homo.

Barry comes walking by! I was my lil brother calls his name and he looks at us like. Then and walks all the way over to us. We are geeked the fukk out!! He walks up to us.. smiles.. and then before we can say anything he says no photos and no autographs with his face stone as fukk.

Then just walks off... my brother looks at me like . We didnt even ask him for a autograph or a picture... we just wanted to chop it up with him for a lil bit.

He ended up hitting two homers that game




I will never forget it cause he took the time to walk all the way over to us just to shyt on us.. then with zero fukks goes out and blasts two homers and got us a win. That a$$hole consistency. Cant even hate that dude. If the pope would have been in the stands he would have shyt on him too.

 

[The_Sheff]

Yung Joc got 2 rings now though.

 

[SteelCitySoldier]

Dude is a natural born a$$hole and has the talent to back it up.

Me and my brother way way back in the day... was 91. Dad dropped us off at Three Rivers Stadium to see the Buccos.

We were not no autograph hounds like other kids.. we just genuinly liked seeing the players. We got there hella early and we are hanging around trying to get a glimpse of Bobby Bonilla no homo.

Barry comes walking by! I was my lil brother calls his name and he looks at us like. Then and walks all the way over to us. We are geeked the fukk out!! He walks up to us.. smiles.. and then before we can say anything he says no photos and no autographs with his face stone as fukk.

Then just walks off... my brother looks at me like . We didnt even ask him for a autograph or a picture... we just wanted to chop it up with him for a lil bit.

He ended up hitting two homers that game




I will never forget it cause he took the time to walk all the way over to us just to shyt on us.. then with zero fukks goes out and blasts two homers and got us a win. That a$$hole consistency. Cant even hate that dude. If the pope would have been in the stands he would have shyt on him too.

No pics, no autographs...but he hit a Homer for both of you

 

[Brehcepticon]

Dude is a natural born a$$hole and has the talent to back it up.

Me and my brother way way back in the day... was 91. Dad dropped us off at Three Rivers Stadium to see the Buccos.

We were not no autograph hounds like other kids.. we just genuinly liked seeing the players. We got there hella early and we are hanging around trying to get a glimpse of Bobby Bonilla no homo.

Barry comes walking by! I was my lil brother calls his name and he looks at us like. Then and walks all the way over to us. We are geeked the fukk out!! He walks up to us.. smiles.. and then before we can say anything he says no photos and no autographs with his face stone as fukk.

Then just walks off... my brother looks at me like . We didnt even ask him for a autograph or a picture... we just wanted to chop it up with him for a lil bit.

He ended up hitting two homers that game




I will never forget it cause he took the time to walk all the way over to us just to shyt on us.. then with zero fukks goes out and blasts two homers and got us a win. That a$$hole consistency. Cant even hate that dude. If the pope would have been in the stands he would have shyt on him too.

He deserves HOF off the strength of this alone