Be Honest Coli .....Have You Ever Fallen For A Hoe?

[BlvdBrawler]

u should smash but she a demon dont wife that

Probably wouldn't be able to stop myself.

p*ssy feels like warm melted butter, and tastes like marshmallows and white wine. Perfect titties, nice bubble ass, and she's a nasty bish in the sack. Plus she's making over 100k a year. 90% chance I'd catch feelings again, even knowing her past.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

man yes......YES...yES

That was the one time I slipped up.... she wasn't just a hoe... she was on some psychological shyt

she was on that mind control mindfukk shyt.... She chewed me up and spit me out.... breh she got me for 500 dollars too on some fake emergency shyt.

I got a lil bit of revenge... but nothing that made up for that L... one of my biggest L's ever... I was like 22

 

[Trillion]

Probably wouldn't be able to stop myself.

p*ssy feels like warm melted butter, and tastes like marshmallows and white wine. Perfect titties, nice bubble ass, and she's a nasty bish in the sack. Plus she's making over 100k a year. 90% chance I'd catch feelings again, even knowing her past.

lol do what u do bruh maybe she might change for you

 

[BlvdBrawler]

lol do what u do bruh maybe she might change for you

If you see me make a thread titled "I fucced up, brehs ..." You know what happened.

 

[Trillion]

If you see me make a thread titled "I fucced up, brehs ..." You know what happened.

lol free my niga blvdbrawler
free him from the powers of the p*ssy

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Yep. Shid I even tried to wife her for 3 years. Bish was soooo damn bad I couldn't help myself. Kept getting fucced in the process. The good times were The bad times were . Finally had to walk away cause she wasn't ever gonna change. Fast forward to today, she's married to some dude who she hates and she hits me up all the time trying to get another shot. She was in town last weekend for work and invited me up to her resort. I went. She looks exactly like she did in college, brehs. Stomach still flat, tiddies still firm () ass still fat, and she's cakin' now. She had her own casita and everythang. Met all her colleagues and most of them were like, "Oh so you're the one she's always talking about?" We got drunk as skunks, went back to her room and she proceeded to put the moves on me and I almost fell for it brehs. Almost. Told her once her divorce was final then we could do the thang, but that I had to get up out of there before too many more clothes came off.

wait so u didn't smash? why u waiting for a divorce... u cant wife that

 

[Trillion]

wait so u didn't smash? why u waiting for a divorce... u cant wife that

real talk

 

[Numpsay]

Yea I've bit the bullet as well, don't love that hoe but...


I can't stop fukking her from time to time. Double strapped up though.

The levels of freakiness on this hoe


Once I found out she tried to break you boy into her devilish ways.

Talking about swinging, voyeurism, 3sums, and polyamory type shyt brehs.

I need to shake this hoe before she ends up wearing me down.

 

[King Poetic]

wait so u didn't smash? why u waiting for a divorce... u cant wife that

c/s

any bytch willing to fukk u and she's married even tho she's going through a divorce tells u shes a woman u never put trust in, just dikk in

 

[BlvdBrawler]

wait so u didn't smash? why u waiting for a divorce... u cant wife that

real talk

c/s

any bytch willing to fukk u and she's married even tho she's going through a divorce tells u shes a woman u never put trust in, just dikk in

Brehs... I want her for myself... ALL for myself! .

Pray for me. I fear I may soon be going through it.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Brehs... I want her for myself... ALL for myself! .

Pray for me. I fear I may soon be going through it.

you know ur trying to wife a hoe right?


That bytch aint change... thats why she's divorcing... you about to take the L of a lifetime

 

[BlvdBrawler]

you know ur trying to wife a hoe right?


That bytch aint change... thats why she's divorcing... you about to take the L of a lifetime

Just... just one more chance, breh. This is the time we get it right.

...right?

Spoiler

Who am I kidding. I'm 2 months away from

 

[Brandsdale]

nope, 2 of my friends have though

 

[Trillion]

nope, 2 of my friends have though

drop the story breh

 

[Midrash]

Once, but I came from out under her spell when she was checking out another dude right in from of my face, my homeboy in fact.


Good thing it wasn't anything serious


But I did throw that bish in the bushes immediately afterwards tho. Cut that bish straight out of my life. Fukk sharing nikka.



Don't fall in love with these hoes, they are NOTHING but trouble. Unless you like sharing yo girl, it's bad news all around. Just because she can fukk you like a pornstar, doesn't mean she's worth anything more than a booty call. I feel sorry for her current boyfriend because he's definitely sharing that hoe.