Been boxing for the past 6 months, feel like an unstoppable machine.

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I have a brown belt, I'm over 200lbs and I'm strong as fukk because I lift intense weights. You training session feels like my leg stretch. You don't want slow. When I slowly grind this knee into your solar plexus you want me to render you unconscious, quickly.

If yall want to continue being p*ssy then be faggits that don't train. Your mother box more lunches then you box in rings and the only rings you seen were on her eye. Stop it.
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Brehs, I have been training these hands for about 6 months now and have basically turned myself into an african god. The dude that has been training me is a former pro and has basically bowed down and is trying to get me to go in, but I am in school and plan to become a doctor so that's a no-go.

There have been so many benefits to training boxing. First, word has gotten around that I am nice with the hands now and dudes fear me even more than they did before. Plus, I am more fit than ever because of the cardio requirements for training. But perhaps the biggest benefit is that I now know that i can probably kill any man who is not above my level with my bare hands in combat. For instance, the other day, this bjj dude came in and was talking all kinds of shyt and they told him to get in the ring to prove which style was better. He had been training for around 9 years in bjj supposedly so we were really impressed and respected his skills. Long story short, I had my way with this guy. He kept trying to shoot in for a takedown, but with my superior footwork, I easily dodged everything he attempted. It was literally like picking on a retarded child. It's true what everyone says when they say boxing is the best form.

Being a bjj guy, he had no standup game whatsoever and was thus annihilated with ease. He left and his eyes were moist as though he was about to cry, and his wife called the gym later trying to get a refund, which was laughed at because he didn't even have to pay because the owner saw he had no cash on account of his wife earning the money in the house. He drove a prius. This was in California by the way.

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I have a brown belt, I'm over 200lbs and I'm strong as fukk because I lift intense weights. You training session feels like my leg stretch. You don't want slow. When I slowly grind this knee into your solar plexus you want me to render you unconscious, quickly.

If yall want to continue being p*ssy then be faggits that don't train. Your mother box more lunches then you box in rings and the only rings you seen were on her eye. Stop it.
You said you were 180 like 2 years ago. You must be getting :flabbynsick:
 

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Brehs, I have been training these hands for about 6 months now and have basically turned myself into an african god. The dude that has been training me is a former pro and has basically bowed down and is trying to get me to go in, but I am in school and plan to become a doctor so that's a no-go.

There have been so many benefits to training boxing. First, word has gotten around that I am nice with the hands now and dudes fear me even more than they did before. Plus, I am more fit than ever because of the cardio requirements for training. But perhaps the biggest benefit is that I now know that i can probably kill any man who is not above my level with my bare hands in combat. For instance, the other day, this bjj dude came in and was talking all kinds of shyt and they told him to get in the ring to prove which style was better. He had been training for around 9 years in bjj supposedly so we were really impressed and respected his skills. Long story short, I had my way with this guy. He kept trying to shoot in for a takedown, but with my superior footwork, I easily dodged everything he attempted. It was literally like picking on a retarded child. It's true what everyone says when they say boxing is the best form.

Being a bjj guy, he had no standup game whatsoever and was thus annihilated with ease. He left and his eyes were moist as though he was about to cry, and his wife called the gym later trying to get a refund, which was laughed at because he didn't even have to pay because the owner saw he had no cash on account of his wife earning the money in the house. He drove a prius. This was in California by the way.



respect.....



Ive been boxing over 25 years...... started when I was 9

still go to the boxing gym whenever I can ..... still sparring even though I told my girl I stopped sparring a year ago... after I broke my hand AGAIN....lol

If people understood the kind of confidence and fearlessness it gives you..... greatest high ever
 

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You said you were 180 like 2 years ago. You must be getting :flabbynsick:
Weight training
Eating
Age

Being little is p*ssy

Being you is bytch

Having a bird chest is sickening

If I pushed you in your chest your chin would stab your stomach.

Jiu-jitsu got grown men keeping up with my measurements like Kobe :mjlol: fakkits
 
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I was not expecting to laugh this goddamn hard when I came in here :mjlol:

But what you said is good to hear. Did boxing for a couple months 2 separate times then got caught up in other things. I've been thinking about getting into it again for all the benefits so this was cool
 

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respect.....



Ive been boxing over 25 years...... started when I was 9

still go to the boxing gym whenever I can ..... still sparring even though I told my girl I stopped sparring a year ago... after I broke my hand AGAIN....lol

If people understood the kind of confidence and fearlessness it gives you..... greatest high ever
How can you respect lies. This dude don't train just struggling for a featured thread so he has a reason to wake up tomorrow
 

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How can you respect lies. This dude don't train just struggling for a featured thread so he has a reason to wake up tomorrow

this guy is such a hater. i train in little rock arkansas you fukkboy. you keep talking bout bjj yet have no real-world combat experience. who is the real loser here?
 

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Brehs, I have been training these hands for about 6 months now and have basically turned myself into an african god. The dude that has been training me is a former pro and has basically bowed down and is trying to get me to go in, but I am in school and plan to become a doctor so that's a no-go.

There have been so many benefits to training boxing. First, word has gotten around that I am nice with the hands now and dudes fear me even more than they did before. Plus, I am more fit than ever because of the cardio requirements for training. But perhaps the biggest benefit is that I now know that i can probably kill any man who is not above my level with my bare hands in combat. For instance, the other day, this bjj dude came in and was talking all kinds of shyt and they told him to get in the ring to prove which style was better. He had been training for around 9 years in bjj supposedly so we were really impressed and respected his skills. Long story short, I had my way with this guy. He kept trying to shoot in for a takedown, but with my superior footwork, I easily dodged everything he attempted. It was literally like picking on a retarded child. It's true what everyone says when they say boxing is the best form.

Being a bjj guy, he had no standup game whatsoever and was thus annihilated with ease. He left and his eyes were moist as though he was about to cry, and his wife called the gym later trying to get a refund, which was laughed at because he didn't even have to pay because the owner saw he had no cash on account of his wife earning the money in the house. He drove a prius. This was in California by the way.

Live in a reality where "dudes need to fear" you, so you feel better about your life.

Come collect your L, peasant.
 

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this guy is such a hater. i train in little rock arkansas you fukkboy. you keep talking bout bjj yet have no real-world combat experience. who is the real loser here?
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I got enough.

And my training sessions are more intense then your most elaborate lies fakkit
 
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