Been working as a C/O for a year, AMA.

[Chris Cool]

you dont know what a glock dookie is? idk if i believe youre really a CO lol

apologies to the forum for linking vlad, but you might wanna know about this shyt (literally) OP

(start it around 1:50)



if you notice any squirt bottles missing, look the fukk out. but they can use milk cartons, juice boxes, visine bottles, whatever.



i dont know whats worse, that or getting stomped out. i think i might rather get stomped out than get a glock dookie

That's called getting gassed. Nobody calls it that. Only non gp inmates doing that.

 

[boogers]

That's called getting gassed. Nobody calls it that. Only non gp inmates doing that.

i suppose the term needs time to catch on

have you seen it happen to anyone??? did they catch diseases? i always wondered what would happen if your mouth was open, or it got in your eyes, or you cut yourself shaving that morning and those germs just crawled in

 

[Arcavian]

i suppose the term needs time to catch on

have you seen it happen to anyone??? did they catch diseases? i always wondered what would happen if your mouth was open, or it got in your eyes, or you cut yourself shaving that morning and those germs just crawled in

Yes.

They had to take pictures of the inmate, fill out a medical packet, he then got tested for hepatitis and other things etc.

The one that did it is catching free world charges

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

u tired at looking at anuses yer?

 

[The BasedFather]

You ever square up with an inmate and throw hands on some respect type shii?

Heard sometimes COs will go to the back and box it out with inmates they got beef with

 

[inndaskKy]

Only worked at a male prison.

Why?

 

[NoCones]

Would you date a prisoner (female) whose done time in jail?

Do female prisoners throw p*ssy at male guards?

Fukkin with female inmates finally caught up to me.

:mjcry: play stupid games win stupid prizes.

www.thecoli.com

 

[Chris Cool]

i suppose the term needs time to catch on

have you seen it happen to anyone??? did they catch diseases? i always wondered what would happen if your mouth was open, or it got in your eyes, or you cut yourself shaving that morning and those germs just crawled in

Any substance thrown at you is called gassing. I've never heard of shyt actually connecting with anybody though. There's a cocktail of pills they give you for those extreme circumstances though. They say it reacts like you having the flu and you out for a month.

u tired at looking at anuses yer?

Only happens in certain positions.

You ever square up with an inmate and throw hands on some respect type shii?

Heard sometimes COs will go to the back and box it out with inmates they got beef with

We got body cameras at my shyt, so those days are over with.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Any substance thrown at you is called gassing. I've never heard of shyt actually connecting with anybody though. There's a cocktail of pills they give you for those extreme circumstances though. They say it reacts like you having the flu and you out for a month.

Only happens in certain positions.

We got body cameras at my shyt, so those days are over with.

yeah, bent over, cheeks spread. sick fuk.

 

[degu9089]

Has working at the prison changed your mindset or politics?

I know someone who was a counselor for teenagers for years, majored in social work and did advocacy for years. He then got a job at a halfway house for juvenile offenders, managing their re-entry into the world. After 14 months of working there and dealing with those little b*stards, he dropped that career path and went back and got his MBA and works in corporate America. He also got super conservative in terms of how he views offenders and those who are habitual offenders. Has the same thing happened to you too?

 

[boogers]

i got more questions

- are they allowed magazines? or is it all tablets now? do you ever catch them with porn? i know its out there, i just wonder how they do it
- do you ever catch them making pruno/wine? ive heard that shyt can explode if you do it wrong, im sure accidents have happened
- whats the weirdest thing someone has tried to smuggle in from a guest?
- whats the worst thing an inmate has called you?

 

[Mandarin Duck]

When my Walkenhorst package coming in?

 

[Trojan 24]

In California? My Dad did 20 years as a CO out here, hopefully stacking that OT

 

[Chris Cool]

Has working at the prison changed your mindset or politics?

I know someone who was a counselor for teenagers for years, majored in social work and did advocacy for years. He then got a job at a halfway house for juvenile offenders, managing their re-entry into the world. After 14 months of working there and dealing with those little b*stards, he dropped that career path and went back and got his MBA and works in corporate America. He also got super conservative in terms of how he views offenders and those who are habitual offenders. Has the same thing happened to you too?

Yeah, you look at a lot of shyt differently. Body cam vehicles especially. It's like a what did he do before that type of reaction.

 

[Chris Cool]

i got more questions

- are they allowed magazines? or is it all tablets now? do you ever catch them with porn? i know its out there, i just wonder how they do it
- do you ever catch them making pruno/wine? ive heard that shyt can explode if you do it wrong, im sure accidents have happened
- whats the weirdest thing someone has tried to smuggle in from a guest?
- whats the worst thing an inmate has called you?

Yeah they got magazines, but they got tablets where they could buy songs and movies and make phone calls with.

I've found it in cells. You can smell that shyt when you walk in a housing unit.

From a guest, It's always drugs.

Been called fakkit, uncle Tom, house nikka, etc.