
"Bernie never explains how he's going to pay for all this stuff."

"Actually,"

"Yeah well, congress won't let him have any of that."

"Actually, unlike Obama, Bernie kept campaigning for progressives after he got elected and now congress leans in his favor."

"Yeah well, that doesn't matter in the bigger geopolitical picture."

"Actually, by improving the domestic situation and creating a healthier and better-educated America, our standing in the world is greatly increased."

"Yeah well, the rise of Artificial Intelligence can't be handled by an elderly Vermont man."

"Actually, Bernie has a 251% approval rating among artificial intelligences."

"That isn't possible."

"Actually, CERN opened portals to two other universes and Bernie is polling very favorably in both of them."

"Yeah well, we needed Hillary's strong leadership to defend Earth from the eldritch abominations unleashed by the trans-dimensional rift."

"Actually, Bernie has inspired the working class of the shoggoths to vote out their tentacled oligarchy."

"Yeah... well...

I just wanted to feel more wonky than other HL posters, brehs."