Best "call out of work" excuses

[BantuKnotz99]

A niqqa been working 7 days straight for the past 2 years and aside from my child being born has been my only day off, what would be a good excuse to tell my boss, I'm trying to call out in the next 2 hours

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

I'm not coming in today

 

[Luck]

Is your boss about to come to ya house and beat that ass for not showing up or something nikka just call off

7 days a week and you scared to call off, fukk you work at? A plantation

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

Is your boss about to come to ya house and beat that ass for not showing up or something nikka just call off

7 days a week and you scared to call off, fukk you work at? A plantation

 

[全能の神]

be scared of your boss brehs

you might as well call that man daddy

your child might as well call that man daddy seeing as he provides for your family

i can tell you aint from harlem

 

[InDePickWest]

nikka say your kid is sick

 

[Luck]

nikka say your kid is sick

Lie on your kids just to get a day off of work... What type of clown shyt is this?

Who the fukk are you nikkas workin for

 

[PhonZhi]

A niqqa been working 7 days straight for the past 2 years

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

They not gonna give a shyt breh, employers have NO problem not paying money to someone who missed days.

 

[calixprynce]

A niqqa been working 7 days straight for the past 2 years

and you aint rich ?

where you work , in prison? you a KP?

 

[Ashley Banks]

Tell him you got scabies. That will get you off for 2-3 days.

 

[Rawtid]

I have something to take care of, I'm not coming in.

 

[Pineal Gland]

7 days straight for the past 2 years and aside from my child being born has been my only day off

:ulyin:

 

[Dre Space Age]

New slaves

 

[Stacks]

I would one myself if that was my life