Best "call out of work" excuses

[Tetsuo]

Tell him a new game came out and you need all day to play it.

 

[tangerine]

tell him you're gay and your husband is bringing home a kid from the clinic

worked for me

 

[posterchild336]

Tell them ur sick

 

[全能の神]

tell him you're gay and your husband is bringing home a kid from the clinic

worked for me

 

[Silkk]

7 days a week for 2 years?

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

seven days a week? two years?

 

[Dirty D]

You should be looking for a different job. That's no kind of life.

 

[KplusK]

my dude 7 days straight for two years…you should be some type of management so you wouldn't have to be scared to call out what you working for bruh

 

[Easy-E]

be scared of your boss brehs

you might as well call that man daddy

your child might as well call that man daddy seeing as he provides for your family

i can tell you aint from harlem

How another man got you working 700 days straight?

Don't you think ya kids wanna see u?

 

[Billy Preston]

I have something to take care of, I'm not coming in.

I would shoot my boss an email the day before or text him earlier that same morning and say that exact same thing. He got frustrated a couple times but he knows I do sh!t on the side and I gives no fuks about this job.

 

[Rawtid]

I would shoot my boss an email the day before or text him earlier that same morning and say that exact same thing. He got frustrated a couple times but he knows I do sh!t on the side and I gives no fuks about this job.

Exactly! fukk y'all, fire me if you're that mad. I ain't trippin.

 

[larryshogunz]

If you've been working 7 straight days, for 2 years. You tell them "I need the day off tomorrow...I have a job interview."

 

[Vandelay]

Your windshield got smashed up on your car and you need to get it fixed.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

 

[Black Magisterialness]

I don't call off...when I don't wanna go to the office.



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