Best comeback for "I have a boyfriend" ?

[Biscut]

"What that got to do with us"

 

[Waldo Geraldo Faldo]

Faithful?

 

[QuintessentialBM]

 

[DrunkenNovice]

But are you loyal?

 

[onelastdeath]

I totally forgot

Ima give you a call bout 5'0 alright? I said alright?!

Yeah, Yeah..

 

[ISO]

"I'm just saying you could do better"

 

[Taadow]

Sing this to her. Every word.

 

[AJtheOne]

I totally forgot

Ima give you a call bout 5'0 alright? I said alright?!

Yeah, Yeah..

this is the right and only answer to this question

let ole girl know what it is

 

[Cynic]

I didn't ask about ya problems.Now take down my number and text me at 3pm tommorrow :pharrell:

 

[folasade]

Usually they go, " I just want to be your friend."

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Not if your dead

 

[The D-List Vet]

"Welp, if he doesn't give you permission to simply have conversations will people, you already broke the rules by talking to me...............might as well keep going since you're already in trouble" / /



Trigger word and phrases:

- Give you permission

- rules

- in touble

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

"Take this number anyways"

 

[Black Magisterialness]

"Yup"


*while still typing their info in my phone*