Best excuses for calling in sick at work?

[desjardins]

I'm using a PTO today


I stopped even saying I was sick at my current job. I have PTO and the legal right to use it.....

 

[Gold]

Some work places file a report & need a description of your sickness

Your boss doesnt see you as an adult then

 

[Real]

I'm taking a personal day.

Grow the fukk up

 

[threattonature]

I work from home so most excuses don't work that well lol. Plus we have unlimited sick time so they are always trying to guilt us if we're gone too often. I usually just tell them my stomach is all fukked up and it hurts to sit up in front of the computer and I need to be laid out.

 

[All Knowledge]

Just say I'm not coming in that day or that I will be teleworking.

 

[hayesc0]

Your boss doesnt see you as an adult then

Most places don't tbh.