Best lines ever in diss songs

[Juggalo Fred]

"I know that Slim Anus got to you
Only cuz it was so damn true
When i think of your daughter it makes me sad
She got a whore for a mama....and a bytch ass dad"


Icp dissing Em on Nothin But a bytch Thang. Em was too scared to respond.

 

[We Ready]

Cee-lo was dissing someone on Scrap Metal?

I always assumed he was. But your question makes me look at it a different way in that maybe he wasn't dissing anyone and was just playing into a persona on the song.


Guess I can stop wondering who he was talking about now.

 

[Roovers410]

Eazy had too many on real motherfukking G's

You're like a kid you found a pup and now you're dapper
But tell me where the fukk you found an anorexic rapper
Talkin' bout who you gon' squabble with and who you shoot
You're only sixty pounds when you're wet and wearin' boots

 

[wizworld]

You got dropped from the label shmoney dancing all summer
you did nothing to nobody you're just Rowdy's lil brother

Envy Caine dissing GS9 Fetty

 

[904]

And tell your mans I’ll be seeing him soon
He marched you right into this madness I got reason to assume
I creep in his room, sweeper consumed
Now his region of doom ain’t the legion of boom it's just me with a broom
Afterward I’m thinking we can resume a lesson in speaking too soon
How is it too late if I’m reading ya tomb



Ain't bothered 'bout it, you fathered your father's style
Which makes you a grandfather, a clock I highly doubt
You a hybrid, credited with the art of it now
Evolved with a style and re-dressed it in garments from now
So listen, that ain't my argument now
Just looking back through the years, begging me not to involve it ‘til now
So this a pep talk, shouldn't be no awkwardness now
Sweet as the birds and bees from a father to a child
Look, I know sometimes you gotta father your child
Like hit the yard for a while
But be back before it’s dark or pow-pow

 

[Pop123]

Holiday's gittin on it /
fukk Beanie Sigel,
nikka you could suck my dikk when it's shyt on it /
Mac, put a lid on it /
fukk with me I'll kill ya whole fukkin family, you can put your kid on it

 

[Yehuda]

Caught him walking out of Neiman's, risked his life just for some fashion

 

[TripleAgent]

“Still givin' you classics, that's the only thing that dates me
OVO 40, hunched over like he 80—tick, tick, tick
How much time he got? That man is sick, sick, sick”

I forgot how brutal this was.

Had that nikka crying

Running it back now. Last classic dis record.

 

[OfTheCross]

Not whole verses, just like 1 or 2 liners that were just dope

"And as for Scott La Rock, you should be ashamed
When T La Rock said "It's Yours" he didn't mean his name" - Roxanne Shante

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You know who...did you know what with you know who... let's keep that between me and you.


Gradually, I'm coming over to your crib, taking over your shyt... I've got my feet up on your sofa man... you're coming home to dishes and empty soda cans


Both those are hilarious

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

“fukk rapping daddy” sheek goat shyt talker behind nas on destroy and rebuild

 

[Bigblackted4]

I'll use another six bars to tell you who you not
You ain't 50 Cent, he went out like a gangsta
You went out with Vivica, three months after Wanksta
Get Rich or Die Tryin, we thought you was hot
Now the same nikka wanna take us to the Candy Shop
C'mon man, what happened to the thug?
Now you could find in the club, him and Lloyd Banks hugging

 

[Guvnor]

I'll use another six bars to tell you who you not
You ain't 50 Cent, he went out like a gangsta
You went out with Vivica, three months after Wanksta
Get Rich or Die Tryin, we thought you was hot
Now the same nikka wanna take us to the Candy Shop
C'mon man, what happened to the thug?
Now you could find in the club, him and Lloyd Banks hugging

Nah

 

[BK The Great]

''Yeah Aubrey that’s the one we trusted
Not this new Aubrey with his stomach sculpted
I'm disgusted, you're such a fukkin' incumbent
Can't govern, trust in the public becoming a fukking puppet
It’s bigger than rap battles, a word for the digital cash castle Don’t let a glitch in the Mac crash you
Unrelaxed wearing political straps tackled
Now clash paths with dad, the original bad apple
I know where you at, shyt I was there too
When shyt was happening fast, word, I got scared too
Impossible feats, impossible to sleep
Making promises impossible to keep like''

 

[BK The Great]

Listen, alert the nikkas that handle you
You fill up tour seats but you raw meat to the animals
Doggy to cannibal, morning coffee and sandal shoes
Can’t get this energy off me, it isn’t tangible
This shyt is greater than me, Pitchfork and Fader agree
Complex I’m waiting to see, this between us, A and B
You on the cusp Rated G, film I ain’t paying to see
I’m patiently waiting with please
Thought you would take it in, breathe
Blatantly seein' his whole channel real A&E
Hard to sound empty inside and fill a vacancy
Get some advice, come over kick it and vibe
I’m here with hotels, strippers, Odell, all that shyt that you like
We'll light some candles and some hookah
Hookers flickin' the lights
We'll play Aaliyah's greatest hits, you'll get all tickled inside
My nikka, It's no wonder you're losing all your friends
Poster child now for all that you had a wall against
And tell your mans I’ll be seeing him soon
He marched you right into this madness I got reason to assume
I creep in his room, sweeper consumed
Now his region of doom ain’t the legion of boom it's just me with a broom
Afterward I’m thinking we can resume a lesson in speaking too soon
How is it too late if I’m reading ya tomb
It's not, boys inordinate, ploys and ornaments
Show up at party next door with a noise ordinance
So off the hook of me, maybe y'all should be shook of me
Should know I’d kill him at even the slightest push of me
And when his team press up shirts, I’ll help 'em push a tee, Should it read, he pressed buttons but wouldn’t push a tee
Gotta be buggin', maybe he dunno where Pusha be
Or when Pusha push the agenda he isn’t pushed to see
If pushed to the streets, I see wood in your physique
Thinking you misunderstood my hood, this isn’t Meek nikka
This ain’t a standard that you couldn’t meet
Just from your views, you prolly couldn’t see
That's cool, that kind of success you could never plan for it
Heard the question nikka, I’ma help you answer it

 

[Pop123]

Somebody put the Ether beat behind it so it can kinda be a song,