Best lines ever in diss songs

[Day_Walker]

I ain't got no motherfukkin friends
That's why I fukked yo' bytch, you fat motherfukker

 

[BK The Great]

Gotta love diss songs

 

[staticshock]

"You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song"

"We don't believe you, you need more people"

"Thats a one hot album every ten year average "

Takeover has more quotables than Ether

 

[FreshAIG]

Takeover has more quotables than Ether

I never understood the "You made a hot line, I made it a hot song" bar considering The World is Yours >>>>>>>>> Dead Presidents. And I fukk with Dead Presidents but c'mon. lol.

 

[staticshock]

I never understood the "You made a hot line, I made it a hot song" bar considering The World is Yours >>>>>>>>> Dead Presidents. And I fukk with Dead Presidents but c'mon. lol.

lol I disagree breh

dead presidents is that shyt

 

[Erratic415]

You can’t be the nikka 4 life crew
With a white Jew tellin ya what to do

I probably sold what you did in a hour,
But I won't get electrocuted taking a shower..."

What is that from?

 

[ThirdAct]

Not a diss song but I always liked this stray:

They say hard work pays off
Well tell the Based God don't quit his day job

 

[We Ready]

"I put the barrel to your baby mama belly and bust off two, so the world won't have to deal with another fukk ni**a like you"

 

[Sbp]

"Em take the durag off, you'll never have waves you'll never know black pain"

" Em you say your mother's a crackhead and Kim is a known slut so what's Haley gonna be when she grows up "

Both are Ja Rule to eminem

"You like the beer Caine dropped in menace you 40 and broke" Freeway to Jaz-o

 

[GetRichOrDieTryin]

fukk pusha t and anybody that love em

 

[QuintessentialMan]

Worst mistake was trying for me
And you can bring the baby gorilla, with you, he dying for free
And I'm stuntin on a disco beat
And you'se a faq, ya next rhyme should be on a Sisqo beat
And I hate Beans but fukk it, Kiss gon eat
It's me and you, fukk the labels, lets go streets
Ya rap fans need me
I don't know why this nikka keep talking greasy when Macs jam easy
What the fukk was you thinkin nikka?
Fat stinkin nikka...what bytch wanna lay with you?
fukk nikka, I could get you merked in a day or two
No casket, only thing left was a braid or two

Jada dissing Beans (Freeway catching strays)


AND



Now watch me rip the tat from your arm
Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award
In front of your mom, your first, second and third born
Make your wife get on the horn, call Minister Farrakhan
So he could persuade me to squash it
I say "Naw, he started it, he forgot what a hardcore artist is"

Canibus Murdering LL Cool J


ONE MORE FROM FAVORITE BATTLE RAPPER JADAKISS

Your raps are pre-school
You made a lot of money, now be cool
'Fore I swell up your lips like seafood (Mmm)
Can I get a mic check?
You don't stand a chance at the dance with me, dawg
Your steps ain't right yet (Uh-uh)
Block is just fine, homie, the D's straight (D-Block)
Most likely, your new CD is a weed plate (Haha)
Bunch of love songs, 100% pure garbage (Garbage)
Just somethin' to break up buds on
You should just sell clothes and sneakers
‘Cause outta your whole camp
Your flow's the weakest (Garbage)
I'm in the town where the young boys is clappin' (Clappin)
You runnin' around with the lieutenant and captain (Haha!)
It'll take a lifetime to see 'Kiss
You had to get shot 9 times to be rich

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"Toss 'em in the trunk of the Caddy, on my way to the rodeo, killin' off carbon copies"-Bone dissin' Do Or Die and Crucial Conflict on U Aint Bone

"You gon' see Eazy E soon"-Twista dissin' Bone on Crook County

 

[Switch]

“Still givin' you classics, that's the only thing that dates me
OVO 40, hunched over like he 80—tick, tick, tick
How much time he got? That man is sick, sick, sick”

 

[FreshAIG]

"I put the barrel to your baby mama belly and bust off two, so the world won't have to deal with another fukk ni**a like you"

Cee-lo was dissing someone on Scrap Metal?

 

[Homer Simpson]

you're only on the roc because they had to fill Amil's spot