Best lines ever in diss songs

[Kidd Dibiase]

I thinking bout taking his time, taking his watch
thinking bout raping his mom and making him watch- Beans to Kiss

Guess who supports a child molester? Nicki Minaj
You paid for your brother’s wedding? That’s hella foul
How you spendin' money to support a pedophile?

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Who was he dissing here?

It was a general diss to no one in particular........AFAIK.

Never tried to find out if he actually had beef with anyone. Just thought that verse was dope.​

 

[FreshAIG]

"And then you slipped Dangerous Dame some shyt
That fukked his whole life off now he strange and sick
Father Dom beat yo ass made you change yo clique
Then your studio got shot up on some gangsta shyt" - Yukmouth to Too Short

 

[BK The Great]

Sheek Louch's disses were pretty straight forward



Ha ha, y'all not scary, don't the artists come from Yonkers
I know you wasn't talkin 'bout Mary (woo)
You diesel fags, stay in the car
And go G-G-G-G, all day in your sports bra
I'm in the hood dikk
'Member the place you used to come to, when your shyt went brick
(The hood nikka!) Before Eminem ever heard the shyt you kick
When you could walk around without none of your clique
I don't care about your money dawg, no hatin either
We can do this all day and I don't need a breather''


Hey yo Banks you got a half-assed flow
But fukkin with homey, all you gon' get is half-assed dough
And where the fukk was you at wit'cha big-ass face
When I was writin "Benjamins" with 'Kiss, Diddy and Ma$e
I ain't heard of you homey, 'til you blew up quick
But back then I'm pretty sure that you was on my dikk (LOX nikka)
I dropped L.O.X., chest to chest, back to back
On Clue when, "If You Think I'm Jiggy" was whack
I wore shiny suits, nikkas knew I didn't belong
But even back then I still never sang on a song


Go Young Buck (go Young Buck) that's my nikka (that's my nikka)
Even if 50 don't let you get bigger
I see you run around stage wit'cha shirt off; you need some food
You 'bout as big as "The Passion of Christ" dude
And I still got love for the dirty South
But I ain't gon' respect no nikka with my dikk in his mouth
G-Unit gon' be gone once Dre bounce on you (G-G-G-G-G)
And it's fukked up cause Eminem tried to warn you
You ain't as big as these white dudes that cut your check

 

[H.J.Duck]

"since Slim signed 50 I don't see your teeth as much, it's good cause you got a grill like a fukkin truck"


"Bizarre you fat studdering fukk, you a joke I'll choke whoever buttered you up"

Royce really killed Bizarre on 2 different songs

Crawl 'fore you walk, don't get caught without your gat
Somebody shoulda taught you how to talk before you rap

I'm about realism - as far as a fat n***a
that raps and rapes kids, I don't see the vision

 

[Mowgli]

Slanging bean pies and st ides in the same sentence - common to cube

 

[Jzh]

Jada's tryin to annoy me
He's nothin but another disgruntled employee
Been in the game ten years, and he still ain't rich
Even his momma upset that he still ain't shyt

50 to jada

 

[Nick Barnes]

I thought about clappin Fat Joe but why hit him with the iron/
When he one Big Mac away from dying/



shyt made me laugh out loud when I heard that.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

"nobody thinking bout you plus ya beef ain't legit, so please stay off the T.I.P of my dikk"- Ludacris to TI

"'Cause I yell 'Bankhead' and you felt left out. I ain't mention your name, that's what all this 'bout?" - TI to Shawty Lo [Just shows how silly Shawty Lo looked]

"Oh, you tried It's so childish calling my name on the world stage, You need to act your age and not your girl's age " - Drake to Tyga

 

[mobbinfms]

Your days are numbered :pdahellclean:
In low digits :pdahellclean:

 

[raw613]

Make ny jump like when Jeter gets off, how the fukk are you the roc when ya leader is soft- styles p

 

[Tim2520]

Fat stinking nikka what bytch want to lay with you

 

[Bugsmoran]

"I got Thugs in the East and Thugs in da South that'll stick u wit a aids needle and piss in your mouth"

 

[Guvnor]

"I just fukked a rapper's bytch I should diss you, she suck my dikk she came hard I bet she kissed you"-Future


"You seem to be only concerned with dissin' women
Were you abused as a child?
Scared to smile? They called you ugly?
Well, life is harsh, hug me, don't reject me
Or make records to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly
In '88 you was gettin' chased through your building
Callin' my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was give you a style for you to run with"-Nas

 

[Xecutioner]

Not a diss song but it's battle rap

"Who you up here puttin on for? You a cornball...wait wait wait...we knew this n!kka way before yall"

Loaded Lux to Charlie Clips


"Think, if I'm the label, why hire you?
Nothin even pops up when I limewire dude"

Joe Budden to Ransom