Best promos EVER?

[Theabbot]

I watched that WCCW documentary last night It was like a walk through my childhood!
It also reminded me of how much better the promos were in the past compared to now.
So now I am curious to see some of your favorite promos over the years (Then and now).
Drop your GOAT promos fellas!
Michael Hayes constantly dropped jewels:

 

[Francis White]

HBK Canada sonning is the end all be all promo.

 

[61 Corpses]

 

[ThankUBasedBret]

^^Not even gonna lie, I miss Juventud. Wish they (WWE) could bring back those Luchadors.

 

[ThankUBasedBret]

Not saying this is the best, its one of my all time favorites. Most of Jericho's promos are.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

@CM Punk @Paul-Heyman

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

the FIRST thing i want you to do is get that piece of CRAP outta my ring

 

[TNC]

This one has to be up there

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[SirMo]

Mick Foley's ECW ones for me.

 

[Riley Escobar]

"I could cultivate her into something even I could want!"

Chills

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[BrehWyatt]

"I could cultivate her into something even I could want!"

Chills

that it took this long for someone to mention Jake the GAWD.

 

[R=G]

This one has to be up there

When you pay attention to what he's saying, he's kind of burying the company and their decision making too...lol