I procured the answers to the chemistry final. I had it all planned out, I would sit by myself in the corner with my answers I stored in my ti83. Everybody who sat next to each other got two different tests. I had the answer to the green one. If you sat by yourself you got the green test. I had came into the previous periods just to verify.
This dumbass dude in my class comes in like

tater! You got the answers!!! He sits next to me. I'm like

gtf away from me!
The teacher comes in. Of course I get the blue test. But I thought everything was cool. I just wrote I had the other version on my scantron.
Winter break is in session. My mom gets a phone call. Tater!!! Did you cheat on your chemistry final

?

Yes...
Moms: I don't know what you're talking about ma'am.
I got suspended.
Even worse, the dude that foiled my plans still got a D. Dumbass. I roasted him every time I saw him after that. I guess he skipped an answer

.
The whole cheating ring got busted. I don't know who snitched.
You would think this would teach me not to cheat but I became even more crafty. In college was when I learned...
There was this girl who dat next to me. She looked really smart and she always participated while I would come to class late and high. We had a test that I wasn't too confident about. So I'm looking at her answers thinking naw, but she's smarter than me so I just go with it. I get the grade back and I'm like

this dumb bytch...
That's when I learned not to cheat.