Biggest simp in westeros

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

We got some good candidates, but I think I have to go with

To make matters worse, my man daario made them panties drop in the first week. Cot damn. He had to watch everyone from khal drizzi to luther vandross to swagio put in work on khaleesi but himself. Dude is the straight up cuckold status. Greyworm don't even got a dikk but at least he seen some ass an some tities. More than sir cuckold has. Ol' friendzone as nikka.

 

[Silkk]

No Contest

 

[ATLien]

Definitely Jorah.

 

[GreatestLaker]

Did he really love her like that? I never got that from the show.

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

Did he really love her like that? I never got that from the show.

Is a pigs ass pork? They been throwing all types of hints over the place since season 1 that he love that girl. Come on, the whole Dario post-nut scene was just awkward. He was like

Daario: She's in a good mood

Jorah the simp: (why khalesshi why?)

Khalessi:

 

[GreatestLaker]

Is a pigs ass pork? They been throwing all types of hints over the place since season 1 that he love that girl.

I thought it was more of a father daughter relationship.

I would go with Jamie Lannister. He is still in love with his sister and she doesn't care for him anymore.

 

[ATLien]

Did he really love her like that? I never got that from the show.

Is a pigs ass pork? They been throwing all types of hints over the place since season 1 that he love that girl. Come on, the whole Dario post-nut scene was just awkward.

It is known.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

I hate to say it but Stannis is definitely in contention.

That red bytch got his nuts in a sling.

 

[Silkk]

I hate to say it but Stannis is definitely in contention.

That red bytch got his nuts in a sling.

And he can't even fukk her

 

[Spidey Man]

And he can't even fukk her

He already hit that and mad beautiful shadow babies unlike jorah who is breaking into dany's room and sniffing her pantries

 

[Silkk]

He already hit that and mad beautiful shadow babies unlike jorah who is breaking into dany's room and sniffing her pantries

The red bytch has full creative control over Ho Ass Stannis' decisions, she is the one who will be king if it ever happens. Stannis aint shyt but a frontman. Pipe game was so that she never gave him the p*ssy again

 

[Greenstrings]

Samwell Tarly

Easily.

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

Samwell Tarly

Easily.

Sam definitely a simp but he's not as pathetic as some of the other cats on the show and tilly seems to genuinely like him at least Given what he is, can you blame him though? He's a chubby virgin who swore an oath, but I can respect his simping because he don't know any better and tilly seems like a woman you'd fight for. It's not like he's defending a ho or anything.

 

[TKOK]

Jorah takes this shyt by a mile. They really haven't even had to change the dynamic between him and Daenerys from the book, unlike Stannis and Melisandre, which in the books feels like he's using her as more a means to a end.

Not sure if this counts as spoiler since it's happened by this time in the book,but since the mods get pissy about about anything that'snot shown in the show.

Spoiler: Jorah

in the books he tries to breakout of the friendzone by kissing her ( think gilly/sam kiss but one sided as far as love goes) in a tent, and then immediately afterward day is like : and he's all "i know"

this video sums up their relationship

 

[TRIPLE M]

Jamie Lanister easily
p*ssy whooped by your twin sister....


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