Billionaire unhappy with his billions.

[GrindtooFilthy]

Also, I know this is a site bustling with jokes and all that; but this "put my friends on" mentality can be the quickest route to self-destruction. So y'all be careful with that rethoric.
If any of y'all get even mildly rich always remember this:

"Hook your friends up with jobs, never with money.
And if you break the above rule be extra-sure to collect that shyt back ASAP!"

Nothing will dissolve a friendship quicker than giving your friend even an inkling that he's got an income source that he doesn't even need to pay back. Nothing!
Giving even $200 to your homie on some "no need to pay it back breh" will destroy your relationship. And in the end you'll be the one to blame even though most likely you'll be the one screaming: "All you give a shyt about is my money."

In many ways striking gold is like getting superpowers, you fukk around and you will get people demanding you do shyt for them just because "you can". Don't let that "you can" become a "you used to".

don't worry breh their job will be to be my hype man

 

[philmonroe]

For people that dont know,notch after the sale of minecraft gave 3 million dollars to his employees.

And to this day,now they hate him

Give 3 million to your employees and become hated brehs.

Think money doesnt effect people and your relationships brehs

How many dudes are on the staff or did he get them all 3 mill

 

[Pepe La Hues]

i bet any money this dude dresses like doo doo

that freedom of not giving a fukk about dressing nice

pull up in a tesla and hop out in some pajamas

 

[↓R↑LYB]

that freedom of not giving a fukk about dressing nice

pull up in a tesla and hop out in some pajamas

WIth these on your feet

 

[Malta]

that freedom of not giving a fukk about dressing nice

pull up in a tesla and hop out in some pajamas

You mean pull up to La Marina in this -

With a Tesla custom built helicopter and hop off dressed like Bagger Vance.

 

[Zero]

He's filthy rich but really not famous, not in the sense that poparazzi is chasing him around, if he was walking down the street nobody would know who he is.

Basically he's the exact type of rich person you would want to be, he has annoynmity in the real world but his money can open doors to places only celebs go.

 

[Zero]

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[Miggs]

It is the path to you and Amara La Negra raising children together


And, he could easily turn to a life of helping others. The money he has opens up doors to damn near unlimited options, his lack of imagination is the problem.

Completely agree with this post...The money isnt the problem ITS HIM,hes fukkin beyojnd boring with no ideas...which is pretty sad when ur sitting on billions....I cant fathom some of these so called billionaire problems...

Buy a glass bottom yacht and get a few south american broads to join you around the world...I really cant fathom those billionaire woes....

 

[SouthernBelle]

When you are a guy like him who came from minecraft, rich people don't fukk with you like that because you still came from minecraft, this dude needs to slow down his life..find a nice girl and enjoy the lifestyle. No wonder his girl left him because he is trying to be that party guy

He did and she left him for a regular guy.

 

[Dwolf]

He did and she left him for a regular guy.

Well that explains why hes so depressed about shyt

 

[Dwolf]

Motherfukker got a billi and sitting on twitter complaining about shyt

 

[semtex]

He should get some certs

 

[Brandsdale]

I don't think you fully understand how much money he has.


If I had that much money, my close friends wouldn't have jobs because the interest generated by my $1.5 billion would be enough to make them rich without it even affecting me

dude could put away 100 mill for close fam and friends (average person got around 10 close friends) and he woud continue to feast without even knowing how much money he threw away.

fukk that if Im eating WE ALL EATING thats pretty much the apart of the point of striving to be that rich in life, so you could feed your close ones and yourself duh. This is more of a self-inflicting problem send that bread and quit whining on social media.

 

[jackswstd]

Rich people problems

 

[newarkhiphop]

only on thecoli does a billionaire have limited imagination