Paradise
Too tired to think of something witty to say...
You can say that about every major holiday.. but you're right though.
Bitter single girls on V Day
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Carolina Slim
Superstar
I used to get my 
on Valentine's Day in the office. We had a fairly large group, so some broad would get a call about a delivery at the front desk, and go and get some Valentine's package from their man and come back feeling all 
We had a few perpetually bitter broads in our group who always had the 
face. I would walk by their cube and be like "Man... You see all them flowers Sharon got? I think her dude got her candy too" Heifers stayed with hate in their veins. I remember when I was leaving for another job one decided she was gonna be mad about that, cause "you only looking out for yourself, you ain't tell nobody about other opportunities you knew about".... 
"Trick, THEY CALLED ME!" 
on Valentine's Day in the office. We had a fairly large group, so some broad would get a call about a delivery at the front desk, and go and get some Valentine's package from their man and come back feeling all We had a few perpetually bitter broads in our group who always had the face. I would walk by their cube and be like "Man... You see all them flowers Sharon got? I think her dude got her candy too" Heifers stayed with hate in their veins. I remember when I was leaving for another job one decided she was gonna be mad about that, cause "you only looking out for yourself, you ain't tell nobody about other opportunities you knew about".... "Trick, THEY CALLED ME!" 
ThaEruditious
She luv it over here like Gold Watch.
I'm bitter because I dont have a box of chocolates
No one to cook for
fukk this thread
Hit dogs...
Galentine's Day?
U do realize those are done on purpose on some lame comedy attemptthe ol classic
but guys out there too
You know it’s over when their share pics of what their homegirls got them
Or a pic of them and their kid(s)
Yeah nikkas never lie or play a role to get p*ssy.Not worse than single moms on Father’s Day
“Shoutout to all the real men who take care of their kids, and all the women holding it down who have to be mom AND dad.”
bytch, you chose him, and chances are, he wasn’t some amazing, responsible, loving man who suddenly turned evil once you got pregnant.
CreepyMcCreeperson
Veteran
Pregnancy is 100% preventable
What if dude shows his true colors after the baby is born?
Are you a parent and/or have you had a kid aborted?
Y'all never get anything for your co-workers 
Keep it classy Coli
Keep it classy Coli
CreepyMcCreeperson
Veteran
What if dude shows his true colors after the baby is born?
Are you a parent and/or have you had a kid aborted?
Is this child born out of wedlock?
the ol classic
but guys out there too
Valentine’s Day is a money grab but it’s never a bad thing to get something or do something with someone you love.
Carolina Slim
Superstar
I learned early on what Valentine's Day was all about, and it proved to be a valuable life lesson for a young niglet. In my HS, we had this thing called Flower Day, which was right around Valentine's. You would buy flowers and have them delivered to some girl's homeroom. Red was love, I think yellow was secret admirer, and white was for friendship. You could also write a little note to go with them. So freshman year, I had my eye on this cute lil Chinese number, and I figured Flower Day would be the perfect opportunity to seal the deal. I took my cheap lil allowance and blew half of it on five red flowers. I imagined that after homeroom, the crowds would part and she would see me and come running into my arms (even now I have to at how naive I was) and she would be forever mine. So Flower Day comes and I'm anxious for homeroom to come; the bell rings, and I look for her in the hallway. I see her, and this trick has a veritable bouquet of like 20-30 flowers, ALL RED, so I immediately knew that there was other roosters in the henhouse.... 
I also seen my allowance growing wings and flying away, and almost immediately I felt a cold loathing for this "disloyal" heifer.
The true ether came later that week when my allowance had run out, but the homies was tryna hit the movies. So I stepped to my pops and asked for some bread. He immediately said, "I gave you ya allowance already
" So I explain to him about Flower Day at school and how I bought these flowers for this girl...
Pops: "So you got a girlfriend now?"
Me: "Nah"
Pops: "So you spent ya money, and ain't even come out of it with a girlfriend?"
Me:
Pops:
I learned though... Next year lil funky broad had the gall to ask me if I was buying her flowers AGAIN.... Hit her with the face and asked her why I should waste my money on her
at how naive I was) and she would be forever mine. So Flower Day comes and I'm anxious for homeroom to come; the bell rings, and I look for her in the hallway. I see her, and this trick has a veritable bouquet of like 20-30 flowers, ALL RED, so I immediately knew that there was other roosters in the henhouse.... I also seen my allowance growing wings and flying away, and almost immediately I felt a cold loathing for this "disloyal" heifer.The true ether came later that week when my allowance had run out, but the homies was tryna hit the movies. So I stepped to my pops and asked for some bread. He immediately said, "I gave you ya allowance already
" So I explain to him about Flower Day at school and how I bought these flowers for this girl... Pops: "So you got a girlfriend now?"
Me: "Nah"
Pops: "So you spent ya money, and ain't even come out of it with a girlfriend?"
Me:
Pops:
I learned though... Next year lil funky broad had the gall to ask me if I was buying her flowers AGAIN.... Hit her with the
face and asked her why I should waste my money on her