The capping is hilarious.
All year capping to get to Valentine's Day and 95% of the women I follow are lonely, today
All year capping to get to Valentine's Day and 95% of the women I follow are lonely, today
Bitter single girls on V Day
- Thread starter Krisrunner2049
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I learned early on what Valentine's Day was all about, and it proved to be a valuable life lesson for a young niglet. In my HS, we had this thing called Flower Day, which was right around Valentine's. You would buy flowers and have them delivered to some girl's homeroom. Red was love, I think yellow was secret admirer, and white was for friendship. You could also write a little note to go with them. So freshman year, I had my eye on this cute lil Chinese number, and I figured Flower Day would be the perfect opportunity to seal the deal. I took my cheap lil allowance and blew half of it on five red flowers. I imagined that after homeroom, the crowds would part and she would see me and come running into my arms (even now I have toat how naive I was) and she would be forever mine. So Flower Day comes and I'm anxious for homeroom to come; the bell rings, and I look for her in the hallway. I see her, and this trick has a veritable bouquet of like 20-30 flowers, ALL RED, so I immediately knew that there was other roosters in the henhouse....
I also seen my allowance growing wings and flying away, and almost immediately I felt a cold loathing for this "disloyal" heifer.
The true ether came later that week when my allowance had run out, but the homies was tryna hit the movies. So I stepped to my pops and asked for some bread. He immediately said, "I gave you ya allowance already" So I explain to him about Flower Day at school and how I bought these flowers for this girl...
Pops: "So you got a girlfriend now?"
Me: "Nah"
Pops: "So you spent ya money, and ain't even come out of it with a girlfriend?"
Me:
Pops:
I learned though... Next year lil funky broad had the gall to ask me if I was buying her flowers AGAIN.... Hit her with theface and asked her why I should waste my money on her
I just imagined your pops as John Witherspoon
UglyGang is the army, better yet the navy
Software
RIP Future Gohan
Yo the bars bout to be lit tonight
Facts.
I brought red lobster and chardonay over my homeboy's crib. We ate, drank, and played nba2k
Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
I’m hitting a college party tonight
Dameon Farrow
Superstar
Really how bitter do you have to be to spew this kinda stuff?
Software
RIP Future Gohan
He leaving out details
Single brehs might as well walk with the dikks out no homo. If theyre out theyre choosing
Valentines day one of the biggest bullshyt scams ever. Basically as the man you're supposed to go out and buy shyt for a woman that's it. And if it's less than last year you're either cheap or "mad at me." Flower shops rip you off, try to fukk you over on what you order, and you got to stand in line with a bunch of other simps waiting on their "deluxe bouquet" because if you get the cheaper ones you're cheap or "mad at her." fukking hate today.
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Why does no one talk about the bitter men on Valentine’s Day?
“I wouldn’t spend all that on a stupid day”
“Why should she get gifts on this day”
“Valentines day isn’t real”
“You’re a simp if you do this on Valentine’s Day”
The bitter ones are the ones that celebrate it with somebody, that's why they can't talk about it. Lol
If you really 'bout it 'bout it, ask your husband how much fun he had...
Carolina Slim
Superstar
I just imagined your pops as John Witherspoon
LOL I could see that but my pops was definitely more like a James Evans from Good Times. Even sounded like him too... Looking back, that exchange was one of the funniest ones we had. The fact that he didn't say anything afterwards but just had this look that said "THIS niigga...."
This is a truly miserable mentality
The capping is hilarious.
All year capping to get to Valentine's Day and 95% of the women I follow are lonely, today
Best believe. They got someone who fukks them. Now claiming them is another story.