Bitter single girls on V Day
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I learned early on what Valentine's Day was all about, and it proved to be a valuable life lesson for a young niglet. In my HS, we had this thing called Flower Day, which was right around Valentine's. You would buy flowers and have them delivered to some girl's homeroom. Red was love, I think yellow was secret admirer, and white was for friendship. You could also write a little note to go with them. So freshman year, I had my eye on this cute lil Chinese number, and I figured Flower Day would be the perfect opportunity to seal the deal. I took my cheap lil allowance and blew half of it on five red flowers. I imagined that after homeroom, the crowds would part and she would see me and come running into my arms (even now I have toat how naive I was) and she would be forever mine. So Flower Day comes and I'm anxious for homeroom to come; the bell rings, and I look for her in the hallway. I see her, and this trick has a veritable bouquet of like 20-30 flowers, ALL RED, so I immediately knew that there was other roosters in the henhouse....
I also seen my allowance growing wings and flying away, and almost immediately I felt a cold loathing for this "disloyal" heifer.
The true ether came later that week when my allowance had run out, but the homies was tryna hit the movies. So I stepped to my pops and asked for some bread. He immediately said, "I gave you ya allowance already" So I explain to him about Flower Day at school and how I bought these flowers for this girl...
Pops: "So you got a girlfriend now?"
Me: "Nah"
Pops: "So you spent ya money, and ain't even come out of it with a girlfriend?"
Me:
Pops:
I learned though... Next year lil funky broad had the gall to ask me if I was buying her flowers AGAIN.... Hit her with theface and asked her why I should waste my money on her
i laughed my ass off I think something similar happened to me when I was in jr high
TheKang
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Turn down thirsty dudes all year then complain about not having a Valentine sistahs.
Give the p*ssy to badboys that don't give a fukk about you instead of soft simps that would adore you and then wonder why you lonely and not getting shyt on February 14th sistahs.
Give the p*ssy to badboys that don't give a fukk about you instead of soft simps that would adore you and then wonder why you lonely and not getting shyt on February 14th sistahs.
Whole post got me dyingI used to get myon Valentine's Day in the office. We had a fairly large group, so some broad would get a call about a delivery at the front desk, and go and get some Valentine's package from their man and come back feeling all
We had a few perpetually bitter broads in our group who always had the
face. I would walk by their cube and be like "Man... You see all them flowers Sharon got? I think her dude got her candy too" Heifers stayed with hate in their veins. I remember when I was leaving for another job one decided she was gonna be mad about that, cause "you only looking out for yourself, you ain't tell nobody about other opportunities you knew about"....
Taadow
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You didn't say it's "incorrect", though.
I don't ever recall hearing a man say he's looking forward to Valentines' Day.
Why does no one talk about the bitter men on Valentine’s Day?
“I wouldn’t spend all that on a stupid day”
“Why should she get gifts on this day”
“Valentines day isn’t real”
“You’re a simp if you do this on Valentine’s Day”
Don’t do these guys like thatCrayola Coyote
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all the women I talk to or know are angry and single or went out to eat with their single friends alone last night. i love it. a day were men worship women and spend millions on ungrateful undeserving women.
YaThreadTrashB!
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shyt in junior high through high school I would breakup with my girl right before Christmas and sometimes Valentine’s Day
had to save that money
had to save that money
Crayola Coyote
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Crayola Coyote
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deadass! last night was Amazing
Crayola Coyote
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Rell Lauren
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Saw this woman in the train station holding a flower and almost in tears. I wanted to ask what's wrong but KIM. Wild how people let one day fukk up their mental the way they do.