This image is pretty bad at the outset.
1. Mahayana is the largest school in Buddhism. Zen is a part of Mahayana and it's the largest of the Mahayana sects. Zen (each country has its own take: Ch'an in China, Seon in Korea, Zen in Japan;etc) is also the most popular form of Buddhism in the west. Mahayana is large in East Asia, not, as the image says, South Asia. A lot of zen teachers outright contest the supernatural and metaphysical elements of Buddhism, instead, focusing on the self.
2. Theravada is practiced mostly in Southeast Asia in countries like Thailand, Burma, and Cambodia.
3. Not all forms of Buddhism have the same interpretations of samsara, or even enlightenment. Zen, for example, literally means Meditation Buddhism. This should tell you all you need to know. Many Zen interpreters do not believe in a literal enlightenment, or a literal samsara. More than that, if you do go to a Buddhist Temple and don't believe these things, the people are not going to accost you. The point of that image is only to divide.
4. You have basically posted an image, towards something you don't know anything about, to try to look smart. Instead, you look foolish.
5. Buddhism has no commandments and The Buddha himself to not believe anything without questioning it first, most of all him and his ideas, and to never listen to anything that betrays your own common sense. No one in Buddhism enforces these things, and if you had done proper research, you would know that Buddhism adapts itself to each and every country it finds itself in. Currently, due to the west's more secular nature, western Buddhism is highly secular and without a lot of the stuff featured in this image as a focus. You can not accept anything supernatural and still be a Buddhist.
Perhaps you should properly research subjects instead of pasting images from reddit. What, exactly, did that image say exactly? Are these Buddhists hurting anyone? What was the point? Seems pretty childish to me.
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We're not that hard to find if you know where to look.