My wifey made a comment about me being Neurodivergent and I was low-key offended cause I ain't know WTF it that was.
My whole life I was hella awkward and shy , I could feel it, now I just Embrace the weirdness and lean into the shyt and life Been way better, especially work.
FCK being shy now, I'm finna get these Jokes off...I might tell a random Breh I just met at the job orientation that he got beautiful eyes... right when it's time for me to stand up introduce myself to the other coworkers just to make That Shyt super awkward and get a few laughs .
Now I KNOW you don't tell another nygga no Shyt like that but the Shyt is funny to me,Dammit ,and I got the whole class laughing.
I might meet a new Thick ass employee in the break room introduce myself and tell her she got a FAT ASS and if she needs a side nygga to holla at me....
Now we cool AF cause she think I'm Silly, got jokes ,and ain't got no filter .
(also, I don't recommend doing this with just ANY woman at the job, that "Ugly male coworker flirting being seen as " 'sexual harassment' " stereotype is REAL! Fck around and be in the HR department)
...It's a gift, for some reason I just KNOW which women I meet for the first time I can play with like that and who NOT to, hard to explain lol)
The jokes takes the heat off of all the REAL weird Shyt I'm gonna be doing at the job, they just chop it up to me being STUPID
But in reality I'ma not finna remember NONE of the Shyt I'm finna be taught in these trainings and Demonstrations in the next few days!
I'm supposed to be watching and paying attention, but the whole time I'm looking and nodding my head, but daydreaming about why super Saiyan 3 don't got no Eyebrows, I ain't hearing SHYT the instructors talk about! This is going to be like this the WHOLE time at the job.
I'ma need a lil bit more time than everybody else in the class, cause this ADD finna WHOOP my ass.
