Black Uber/Lyft Drivers Being Too Comfortable Thread...

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Plenty of thugs driving em shyts
They don't give a fukk

 

[Divinity]

You are the type of person I can't stand.

Shut up bytch. Tongue kiss my ass

 

[Kaydigi]

90210 zip code
In Hollywood blvd right now

Pull up..I will shoot you faster than amber guyger did

Fred

 

[Huellz Santana]

That AirPod shyt don’t always work. My last Uber driver with her old ass kept trying to make small with me even after I told her am listening to morning sports cast.

Then before get on the way way she decides sitting in traffic for 5 mins extra minutes is too much for her and wants to take the streets from the burbs all the way downtown. I even told her beforehand this route is takes twice and she tired to son me “I’m from here I know where am going” So my normal 10-15 min Uber ride to work ended up being 30 mins and an extra $15.

you gottta work on your look then breh.

I'll say it once and I give one more "Hey I said I'm on a call." and people fall back​

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

The aura is strong in here

 

[Listen]

As a white dude who takes a fair amount of Uber’s, regardless of color they rarely even have the music on above elevator music level when I get in....though this one time in Vegas this girl pulled up and pointed to where Tupac got shot and as soon as I engaged her on it, her whole demeanor changed and she was talking ratchet as hell to me about Suge this and Suge that and fukk him he’s a weak ass you know what etc .

I’m a talker though and learn new shyt every time I get in an Uber. Had an Ethiopian driver explain to me that since Ethiopia was never colonized, their are still a bunch of different dialects in the country, not an official language. Got a 45 minute history less from another South African about how dudes would just pull up on you in traffic and steal your phone while you were driving your car, but they would let you pop the SIM cards out. He once had 3 different phones stolen in one week!

I just left Amsterdam and the dude told me they now charge 7.50 Euros AN HOUR to park a car anywhere near central Amsterdam!!!

Big fan of Uber’s.

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

I'm saying, this siddity ass thread

If your driver turn music down when u get in u probably a:

c00n
Wench
Cornball
Loser

bytch nikkas and wenches mad they hear some curse words

 

[Wild self]

Drivers and riders both get too comfortable with each other when they both Black

I admit, I'm guilty of that when I ride an Uber and I see a black breh or brehette and talk about topics you see on The Coli.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Soft ass nikka alert

You sound like a snitch. Ol proper etiquette ass bytch nikka

GOD FORBID A nikka DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT KILLING, TRAPPING AND HIS GIRL GETTING fukkED BY OTHER nikkaS

YOU RIGHT, TURN UP THE POISON

 

[iBrowse]

@BlackPearl The Empress do you turn the music up and drive fast?

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

If the music is loud and explicit, I’ll explicitly tell the driver to turn the music off.

If they don’t, one star.

Sometimes, I’ll leave five stars and leave a comment so that it would show up on their profile and say that they are a shytty driver and avoid.

Drivers that don’t speak and music is off or very low, five stars.





What does a religious sounding name sound like?



I’m convinced majority of the bullshyt nikkas find themselves in is because they have no sense of awareness and no sense of what’s appropriate or not.



Gotta draw the line somewhere, I guess.





I guess we now know why you don’t have any sense of decorum because apparently your mother didn’t have any either.

Can’t put all the blame on you for not knowing that you trifling.

Fuk up faggit

 

[MR. Conclusion]

For me it’s West African, especially Nigerian, drivers, dudes see my name and want to have a conversation the entire ride.

Driver: *sees my name* Where are you from?!
Me: NYC but parents are Nigerian
Driver: How often do you go home?
Me: *god please don’t do this to me*
Driver: *continues to talk and ask questions for duration of ride*
Me:

I hate when drivers do a full interview.

"Where you from?"
"Where do you work?"
"How long you lived here?"

I'm just trying to zone out..leave me alone.

I'm sure some customers do the same.

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

That's the word i was looking for.

And that's the problem with a lot of people out there. They have no sense of awareness and Decorum is completely non-existent so any behaviour is acceptable anywhere. Some street rapper told them that keeping it real = being your bare self everywhere and they took that and ran with it.

Dont get me wrong breh when im chilling and feel like listening to dumb and grimy shyt i do too. But i understand that there is a time and place for everything and every behaviour.

U play that shyt on tha lowest vol and if somebody walk by u put in on mute til they leave.. U a hoe

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Last Saturday I had a dude drop me off back to my truck

Dude ate a whole meal and talked about shyt that happened throughout the night

He got 5 starsvand a tip because he had me laughing, but you're right

 

[tater]

What does a religious sounding name sound like?

Don't worry about it bruv. Just know, I know what I'm talking about.