mbewane
Knicks: 93 til infinity
So what's the issue with threads? I just hoped on it to check it out. Bluesky better? I had a twitter account but hardly ever used tbh
Bluesky signups up 60%
- Thread starter Scustin Bieburr
- Start date
1/10
@Pop Base @popbase.tv
Twitter/X is currently down.
2/10
@Nick @nicknamenicklas.bsky.social
So we are the media now I suppose.
3/10
@Skarlett Jade
4/10
@Nick @nicknamenicklas.bsky.social
It's free speech! **
** = if you avoid specific key words, don't post any link, has bots boosted follow base, pay for blue tick, type something that gains lots of engagement for maximum visibility.
5/10
@Skarlett Jade @skarjay92.bsky.social
His idea of free speech is an evangelical's idea of free will: technically exists but it's a test and you shouldn't exercise it.
6/10
@Nick @nicknamenicklas.bsky.social
Talking about hristianity. Let's read the Holy ible!
"it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead,
so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name."
7/10
@gloriawade.bsky.social @gloriawade.bsky.social
.....
.ongratulations......
You've received a $500.00,New 2024.
𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤
𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 $500.00 ox 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲
ts24p.shop/j/3648
8/10
@fandabbydosy @fandabbydosy.bsky.social
luesky the other day
9/10
@Skarlett Jade @skarjay92.bsky.social
Outstanding
10/10
@fandabbydosy @fandabbydosy.bsky.social
lso temu?
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@Pop Base @popbase.tv
Twitter/X is currently down.
2/10
@Nick @nicknamenicklas.bsky.social
So we are the media now I suppose.
3/10
@Skarlett Jade
4/10
@Nick @nicknamenicklas.bsky.social
It's free speech! **
** = if you avoid specific key words, don't post any link, has bots boosted follow base, pay for blue tick, type something that gains lots of engagement for maximum visibility.
5/10
@Skarlett Jade @skarjay92.bsky.social
His idea of free speech is an evangelical's idea of free will: technically exists but it's a test and you shouldn't exercise it.
6/10
@Nick @nicknamenicklas.bsky.social
Talking about hristianity. Let's read the Holy ible!
"it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead,
so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name."
7/10
@gloriawade.bsky.social @gloriawade.bsky.social
.....
.ongratulations...... You've received a $500.00,New 2024.𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤
𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 $500.00 ox 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 ts24p.shop/j/3648
8/10
@fandabbydosy @fandabbydosy.bsky.social
luesky the other day
9/10
@Skarlett Jade @skarjay92.bsky.social
Outstanding
10/10
@fandabbydosy @fandabbydosy.bsky.social
lso temu?
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Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social)
The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
bsky.app
1/25
@Hank Green
The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
2/25
@Andre @being-andre.bsky.social
Incorrect.
I signed up to seek validation from outside sources to help satiate my dopamine cravings.
#truthbomb #canyousaytruthbombonanairplane
3/25
@Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social
Oh, same. Same.
4/25
@Andre @being-andre.bsky.social
Brennan Lee Mulligan (@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social)*omg he replied to me. Say something smort. on't fukk this up*
"Hey Hank. o you think you can ask @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social to start posting shyt? I feel like you're the kinda guy who can get something like that done.
Kay thanks love you bye."
#nailedit
5/25
@Ciran0 @ciran0.bsky.social
The hero we needed
6/25
@Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la
porque no los dos?
7/25
@yumi
@darkdollyumi.bsky.social
REL
8/25
@Saeed Ally @saeedally.com
Every time I log in to lue Sky and see a post from Hank or John Green at the top, is a win for me, on this social network.
9/25
@risenphoenix13.bsky.social @risenphoenix13.bsky.social
s someone who didn’t ever really use Twitter it’s interesting to see how “experienced” people are using this versus what is essentially my digital flailing about while I figure out how I use this and why.
ll I want is a good dopamine meme farm. That’s life goals, right?
10/25
@Cindy @cindywho4.bsky.social
Same. I was like, was this what I was missing on twitter? nd from what I'm being told, not really. This is apparently much cooler.
11/25
@pearljam1.bsky.social @pearljam1.bsky.social
I used Twitter and it seems the same to me. People yelling at each other.
They keep saying “it’s decentralized”. Whatever that means.
12/25
@arcticwolf1911.bsky.social @arcticwolf1911.bsky.social
Quite frankly it isn't much different it's just another echo chamber
13/25
@Professor X @professorx.bsky.social
We have to hold the decentralization actually picks up tho. This app is not immune to enshyttification by its structure.
14/25
@Professor X @professorx.bsky.social
Hope*
15/25
@Tuba Zef @tubazef.com
luesky team like this
16/25
@Max Andrews @thatsjustlikeyouropinionman.com
I really wish people would realize that the lack of “protocol police” means that data mining, influence campaigns, pay-to-play, and SEO have the potential to get wildly out of control here. No billionaires, but a lot more responsibility!
17/25
@Max Andrews @thatsjustlikeyouropinionman.com
scammer literally liked this post
. Stay safe out there folks.
18/25
@Licholas Nemmer @nickles.bsky.social
The real goal of blue sky is still ultimately profit-driven. etter alternative to twitter, but what if there was a platform with some form of collective ownership?
19/25
@allistertrudel.bsky.social @allistertrudel.bsky.social
I think that's mastodon?
20/25
@Licholas Nemmer @nickles.bsky.social
losest thing we have to it at least. ut definitely not the only way to communalism a social media platform
21/25
@bostonsgabeitch.bsky.social @bostonsgabeitch.bsky.social
Im still not even sure what im doing here since I never made a twitter, I joined to get away from Reddit because it’s also trending towards some unsavory tendencies. The vibes are that of a chill party where I don’t know anyone.
22/25
@Steff @steffaniesays.bsky.social
This post is just making me miss MYSPE ! Lol
23/25
@Missino @onedeuxtriseigo.nullpo.dev
The fun part is you can actually pretty trivially build MySpace, tumblr, cohost, and the other user blog oriented sites on top of bluesky's atproto. So you may get your wish and a MySpace 2.0 may be in our future.
24/25
@DatNoFact @datnofact.bsky.social
major goal of social media should be for people to curate exactly what kind of experience they want. Nobody derides people for being able to choose the books they want to read or films they want to watch yet social media gets treated like it's some kind of virtue to have less control.
25/25
@Drippy Nugs @drippynugs.bsky.social
100%
To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196
@Hank Green
The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
2/25
@Andre @being-andre.bsky.social
Incorrect.
I signed up to seek validation from outside sources to help satiate my dopamine cravings.
#truthbomb #canyousaytruthbombonanairplane
3/25
@Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social
Oh, same. Same.
4/25
@Andre @being-andre.bsky.social
Brennan Lee Mulligan (@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social)*omg he replied to me. Say something smort. on't fukk this up*
"Hey Hank. o you think you can ask @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social to start posting shyt? I feel like you're the kinda guy who can get something like that done.
Kay thanks love you bye."
#nailedit
5/25
@Ciran0 @ciran0.bsky.social
The hero we needed
6/25
@Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la
porque no los dos?
7/25
@yumi
@darkdollyumi.bsky.socialREL
8/25
@Saeed Ally @saeedally.com
Every time I log in to lue Sky and see a post from Hank or John Green at the top, is a win for me, on this social network.
9/25
@risenphoenix13.bsky.social @risenphoenix13.bsky.social
s someone who didn’t ever really use Twitter it’s interesting to see how “experienced” people are using this versus what is essentially my digital flailing about while I figure out how I use this and why.
ll I want is a good dopamine meme farm. That’s life goals, right?
10/25
@Cindy @cindywho4.bsky.social
Same. I was like, was this what I was missing on twitter? nd from what I'm being told, not really. This is apparently much cooler.
11/25
@pearljam1.bsky.social @pearljam1.bsky.social
I used Twitter and it seems the same to me. People yelling at each other.
They keep saying “it’s decentralized”. Whatever that means.
12/25
@arcticwolf1911.bsky.social @arcticwolf1911.bsky.social
Quite frankly it isn't much different it's just another echo chamber
13/25
@Professor X @professorx.bsky.social
We have to hold the decentralization actually picks up tho. This app is not immune to enshyttification by its structure.
14/25
@Professor X @professorx.bsky.social
Hope*
15/25
@Tuba Zef @tubazef.com
luesky team like this
16/25
@Max Andrews @thatsjustlikeyouropinionman.com
I really wish people would realize that the lack of “protocol police” means that data mining, influence campaigns, pay-to-play, and SEO have the potential to get wildly out of control here. No billionaires, but a lot more responsibility!
17/25
@Max Andrews @thatsjustlikeyouropinionman.com
scammer literally liked this post
. Stay safe out there folks.
18/25
@Licholas Nemmer @nickles.bsky.social
The real goal of blue sky is still ultimately profit-driven. etter alternative to twitter, but what if there was a platform with some form of collective ownership?
19/25
@allistertrudel.bsky.social @allistertrudel.bsky.social
I think that's mastodon?
20/25
@Licholas Nemmer @nickles.bsky.social
losest thing we have to it at least. ut definitely not the only way to communalism a social media platform
21/25
@bostonsgabeitch.bsky.social @bostonsgabeitch.bsky.social
Im still not even sure what im doing here since I never made a twitter, I joined to get away from Reddit because it’s also trending towards some unsavory tendencies. The vibes are that of a chill party where I don’t know anyone.
22/25
@Steff @steffaniesays.bsky.social
This post is just making me miss MYSPE ! Lol
23/25
@Missino @onedeuxtriseigo.nullpo.dev
The fun part is you can actually pretty trivially build MySpace, tumblr, cohost, and the other user blog oriented sites on top of bluesky's atproto. So you may get your wish and a MySpace 2.0 may be in our future.
24/25
@DatNoFact @datnofact.bsky.social
major goal of social media should be for people to curate exactly what kind of experience they want. Nobody derides people for being able to choose the books they want to read or films they want to watch yet social media gets treated like it's some kind of virtue to have less control.
25/25
@Drippy Nugs @drippynugs.bsky.social
100%
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Tip: Add a custom BlueSky search engine/bookmark in your browser.General Discussion (self.BlueskySocial)
Firefox:
I don't know, apparently everything Apple is easy to use, right? Add to comments.
Alternative keyword/shortcut text: bs, blues, bsky, bluewave
Firefox:
- Bookmark Bluesky in a special bookmark folder
- Add a keyword like 'blue'
- Type 'blue [search words]', press enter.
- Settings, address bar and search, manage search engines.
- Add
- Search Engine: BlueSky, shortcut: blue, URL with %s in place of query: Bluesky
- Type 'blue' and hit space, then enter search words and press enter.
- Settings, Search Engine, Manage search engines and site search
- Add
- Search Engine: BlueSky, shortcut: blue, URL with %s in place of query: Bluesky
- Type 'blue' and hit space, then enter search words and press enter.
I don't know, apparently everything Apple is easy to use, right? Add to comments.
Alternative keyword/shortcut text: bs, blues, bsky, bluewave
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social)
Yeah, this is a bit of brutal irony [contains quote post or other embedded content]
bsky.app
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social)
And ironically the articles chastising people to stay on Twitter won’t even circulate on there or Meta because they both suppress links to journalism! 😂
bsky.app
1/45
@molly Jong-Fast
Yeah, this is a bit of brutal irony
2/45
@Nemo @nemo55.bsky.social
emocrats keep playing by rules that don’t exist. Trump will pardon January 6 criminals regardless of iden’s actions. ems need to stop being politically correct all the time—it’s sickening. I’m glad iden pardoned his son; Trump would have pardoned his family members ten times over.
3/45
@ Jules @strawberrysultan.bsky.social
For real, taking the “high ground,” when there is none. Yet they still hold up big business interests or they would have pardoned Steven onziger too.
4/45
@Catherine @sapphicviiiibes.bsky.social
greed! If you fight clean when the other party fights dirty, you're gonna lose.
5/45
@Redic @fredredic.bsky.social
greed. The High Rd. should be temporarily closed for repairs.
6/45
@Kim @web.kim
rutally delicious.
7/45
@Citizen, Interrupted @nywonk.bsky.social
Reminds me of Wily E. oyote.
8/45
@Jeff Stein @therealjeffstein.bsky.social
Tbh mostly glad O snuck in there that Meta *also* suppresses links to journalism and, well, anything that anyone wants to share with the world beyond cat pics. This isn’t a uniquely Elon thing. ‘Hide’ and ‘Mute’ used to be a choice, now Meta and X pretty much makes that choice for us.
9/45
@Big Daddy @calvinbrooksblue.bsky.social
all to all ems get off Twitter X now before it’s too late
10/45
@Will Neuhauser @wneuhauser.bsky.social
Xitter isn’t a “public square”, it is a right-wing meet-up.
11/45
@pervenireadastra.bsky.social @pervenireadastra.bsky.social
It’s a 24/7 clan meeting
12/45
@Anthrodiva @anthrodiva.bsky.social
True! Facebook just removed a link to local news I posted today. So I screenshotted it.
13/45
@listentoshaft.bsky.social @listentoshaft.bsky.social
The Musk plan to want power and control the public square of information is not working out so well.
14/45
@Rabbit Whole Podcast @rabbitwholepodcast.bsky.social
It's true, can't repost news articles that criticize the GOP which is what brought me here. Hoping it's a better experience with more opportunities for honest observations to be shared.
15/45
@bevlouns4.bsky.social @bevlouns4.bsky.social
Got rid threads no X Facebook instrgam nxt
16/45
@Ed @musicman75.bsky.social
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social)BlueskyIt’s nice being on a platform that doesn’t censor while claiming to promote free speech.
e sure to follow @mollyjongfast.bsky.social and all these great accounts! go.bsky.app/UuiwQn
17/45
@Krista Swisher @kswisher.bsky.social
18/45
@Steve Fischman @sfischman.bsky.social
eautiful
19/45
@Kevin Enright @kevright.bsky.social
I’m feeling a little bit morally superior because I deleted X early on.
20/45
@Rhedfish @rhedfish.bsky.social
Why I left Threads, no more Zuck.
21/45
@Dad Joke @dadjoke8467.bsky.social
Yet they say blue sky is the echo chamber
22/45
@Grolaw @grolaw-me.bsky.social
Hoist upon their own petard!
23/45
@Madz @madz123.bsky.social
It’s a wasteland
ll that’s left is the depraved.
24/45
@Bob @free2b56.bsky.social
Isn't it odd that we get lectured more about what social media we choose to use than republicans get for supporting a rapist and a traitor?
25/45
@jane r goodall @jaygoodall.bsky.social
Yup
26/45
@Just_jammin2 @just-jammin2.bsky.social
27/45
@Trump Is Dumb @trumpisdumb.bsky.social
So much for “free speech”.
28/45
@priprithepripri.bsky.social @priprithepripri.bsky.social
29/45
@mfisch02.bsky.social @mfisch02.bsky.social
urious.
30/45
@chimchim874.bsky.social @chimchim874.bsky.social
I left as soon as the tool bought it.
31/45
@WaltSego @waltsego.bsky.social
an you get @O on your podcast.
32/45
@@PatrickDoyleRecovery @familyaddictioncoach.com
We reap what we sow.
33/45
@DogMomGigi @dogmomgigi.bsky.social
I posted an article from “The Street” about the recall by Hyundai & it was removed. I pulled the same article from Google, instead of pple News, & it was ignored.
34/45
@dotC @dotc-boston.bsky.social
poetic justice, indeed. sympathetic karma.
35/45
@dotshyt.bsky.social @dotshyt.bsky.social
Funny how nobody got upset when Trump.Pardon roger stone mike flynn
36/45
@sweetooth1 @sweetooth1.bsky.social
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/n...urnalists-to-stop-posting-content-on-x-38658/www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...
37/45
@Wuzzy @realwuzzy.bsky.social
eware the law of unintended consequences
38/45
@bluenightnova.bsky.social @bluenightnova.bsky.social
I get plenty of journalism—including yours—on Threads. We libs don’t have such an embarrassment of riches that we can afford to abandon and denigrate a good platform and put all our eggs in the luesky basket. Who knows who might own lueSky tomorrow?
39/45
@Neil-1936.bsky.social @neil-1936.bsky.social
Never saw one tweet like that. utting off their nose to spite their face!
40/45
@Caitlin @funlovingc.bsky.social
Ironically
41/45
@Ringo was a great drummer @ringogreat.bsky.social
I'm sure Lord Farquaad tweeks the engine to his favor from time to time, over in the henchman IT department.
42/45
@Craig @thelordgod.bsky.social
Twitter is one of the largest Irony mines in the world...
43/45
@Crazy liberal gun toting cat lady USMC @stubbyspaw.bsky.social
I have something even better!!!
youtu.be/gV0HJJYJlgs?...
44/45
@JamesT @jamesthomp.bsky.social
Musk MG ass backwardness, for a self own Xmas, is a gift from Karma Klause.
45/45
@RKGii @lilred74.bsky.social
He and on Jr. must have the exact same “cold” that causes constant sniffling…
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@molly Jong-Fast
Yeah, this is a bit of brutal irony
2/45
@Nemo @nemo55.bsky.social
emocrats keep playing by rules that don’t exist.
Trump will pardon January 6 criminals regardless of iden’s actions. ems need to stop being politically correct all the time—it’s sickening. I’m glad iden pardoned his son; Trump would have pardoned his family members ten times over.3/45
@ Jules @strawberrysultan.bsky.social
For real, taking the “high ground,” when there is none. Yet they still hold up big business interests or they would have pardoned Steven onziger too.
4/45
@Catherine @sapphicviiiibes.bsky.social
greed! If you fight clean when the other party fights dirty, you're gonna lose.
5/45
@Redic @fredredic.bsky.social
greed. The High Rd. should be temporarily closed for repairs.
6/45
@Kim @web.kim
rutally delicious.
7/45
@Citizen, Interrupted @nywonk.bsky.social
Reminds me of Wily E. oyote.
8/45
@Jeff Stein @therealjeffstein.bsky.social
Tbh mostly glad O snuck in there that Meta *also* suppresses links to journalism and, well, anything that anyone wants to share with the world beyond cat pics. This isn’t a uniquely Elon thing. ‘Hide’ and ‘Mute’ used to be a choice, now Meta and X pretty much makes that choice for us.
9/45
@Big Daddy @calvinbrooksblue.bsky.social
all to all ems get off Twitter X now before it’s too late
10/45
@Will Neuhauser @wneuhauser.bsky.social
Xitter isn’t a “public square”, it is a right-wing meet-up.
11/45
@pervenireadastra.bsky.social @pervenireadastra.bsky.social
It’s a 24/7 clan meeting
12/45
@Anthrodiva @anthrodiva.bsky.social
True! Facebook just removed a link to local news I posted today. So I screenshotted it.
13/45
@listentoshaft.bsky.social @listentoshaft.bsky.social
The Musk plan to want power and control the public square of information is not working out so well.
14/45
@Rabbit Whole Podcast @rabbitwholepodcast.bsky.social
It's true, can't repost news articles that criticize the GOP which is what brought me here. Hoping it's a better experience with more opportunities for honest observations to be shared.
15/45
@bevlouns4.bsky.social @bevlouns4.bsky.social
Got rid threads no X Facebook instrgam nxt
16/45
@Ed @musicman75.bsky.social
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social)BlueskyIt’s nice being on a platform that doesn’t censor while claiming to promote free speech.
e sure to follow @mollyjongfast.bsky.social and all these great accounts! go.bsky.app/UuiwQn
17/45
@Krista Swisher @kswisher.bsky.social
18/45
@Steve Fischman @sfischman.bsky.social
eautiful
19/45
@Kevin Enright @kevright.bsky.social
I’m feeling a little bit morally superior because I deleted X early on.
20/45
@Rhedfish @rhedfish.bsky.social
Why I left Threads, no more Zuck.
21/45
@Dad Joke @dadjoke8467.bsky.social
Yet they say blue sky is the echo chamber
22/45
@Grolaw @grolaw-me.bsky.social
Hoist upon their own petard!
23/45
@Madz @madz123.bsky.social
It’s a wasteland
ll that’s left is the depraved.
24/45
@Bob @free2b56.bsky.social
Isn't it odd that we get lectured more about what social media we choose to use than republicans get for supporting a rapist and a traitor?
25/45
@jane r goodall @jaygoodall.bsky.social
Yup
26/45
@Just_jammin2 @just-jammin2.bsky.social
27/45
@Trump Is Dumb @trumpisdumb.bsky.social
So much for “free speech”.
28/45
@priprithepripri.bsky.social @priprithepripri.bsky.social
29/45
@mfisch02.bsky.social @mfisch02.bsky.social
urious.
30/45
@chimchim874.bsky.social @chimchim874.bsky.social
I left as soon as the tool bought it.
31/45
@WaltSego @waltsego.bsky.social
an you get @O on your podcast.
32/45
@@PatrickDoyleRecovery @familyaddictioncoach.com
We reap what we sow.
33/45
@DogMomGigi @dogmomgigi.bsky.social
I posted an article from “The Street” about the recall by Hyundai & it was removed. I pulled the same article from Google, instead of pple News, & it was ignored.
34/45
@dotC @dotc-boston.bsky.social
poetic justice, indeed. sympathetic karma.
35/45
@dotshyt.bsky.social @dotshyt.bsky.social
Funny how nobody got upset when Trump.Pardon roger stone mike flynn
36/45
@sweetooth1 @sweetooth1.bsky.social
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/n...urnalists-to-stop-posting-content-on-x-38658/www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...
37/45
@Wuzzy @realwuzzy.bsky.social
eware the law of unintended consequences
38/45
@bluenightnova.bsky.social @bluenightnova.bsky.social
I get plenty of journalism—including yours—on Threads. We libs don’t have such an embarrassment of riches that we can afford to abandon and denigrate a good platform and put all our eggs in the luesky basket. Who knows who might own lueSky tomorrow?
39/45
@Neil-1936.bsky.social @neil-1936.bsky.social
Never saw one tweet like that. utting off their nose to spite their face!
40/45
@Caitlin @funlovingc.bsky.social
Ironically
41/45
@Ringo was a great drummer @ringogreat.bsky.social
I'm sure Lord Farquaad tweeks the engine to his favor from time to time, over in the henchman IT department.
42/45
@Craig @thelordgod.bsky.social
Twitter is one of the largest Irony mines in the world...
43/45
@Crazy liberal gun toting cat lady USMC @stubbyspaw.bsky.social
I have something even better!!!
youtu.be/gV0HJJYJlgs?...
44/45
@JamesT @jamesthomp.bsky.social
Musk MG ass backwardness, for a self own Xmas, is a gift from Karma Klause.
45/45
@RKGii @lilred74.bsky.social
He and on Jr. must have the exact same “cold” that causes constant sniffling…
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nyc-gov.bsky.social
bsky.app
Metropolitan Transportation Authority (@mta.info)
We move the region that moves the world. 🚇 🚌 🚉 This account is not monitored 24/7. Visit mta.info for service information. Text us on WhatsApp for 24/7 customer service: mta.info/whatsapp
bsky.app
MTA Long Island Rail Road (@mtalirr.bsky.social)
The official Bluesky page of the MTA Long Island Rail Road. Purchase tickets, plan your trip, and chat with us: http://new.mta.info/traintime Sign up for real-time service: http://mta.info/notify
bsky.app
NYPD (@nypd-news.bsky.social)
The official BlueSky account of the New York City Police Dept. Call 911 for emergencies, 311 for non-emergencies. Account not monitored 24/7. http://on.nyc.gov/2FDGya2
bsky.app
NYPD (@nypd-news.bsky.social)
The official BlueSky account of the New York City Police Dept. Call 911 for emergencies, 311 for non-emergencies. Account not monitored 24/7. http://on.nyc.gov/2FDGya2
bsky.app
Metropolitan Transportation Authority (@mta.info)
👋 Hello, BlueSky! MTA here, nice to see you! We’ll be bringing you updates about agency wide goings-on (*ahem* congestion pricing), major service changes, and some fun stuff, too. https://media.tenor.com/XZFuUJvajHcAAAAC/thefrenchconnection-bye.gif?hh=184&ww=244
bsky.app
1/25
Metropolitan Transportation Authority
Hello, BlueSky! MTA here, nice to see you! We’ll be bringing you updates about agency wide goings-on (*ahem* congestion pricing), major service changes, and some fun stuff, too.
2/25
Metropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info
One thing that’ll be different from our Twitter feed is that this account won’t be monitored 24/7. If you have questions or issues, you can reach our 24/7 teams at https://[U][URL]https://mta.info//whatsapp[/URL][/U] (for subway/bus) or in the TrainTime app (for LIRR/Metro-North), and get the status of your train/bus at mta.info.
3/25
Metropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info
And don’t forget that you can get real-time service updates via text or email—visit Sign up for MTA alerts and newsletters to sign up. You can customize your alerts for when you regularly travel, and the lines/routes you use most frequently.
4/25
Metropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info
And one other note: Please remember that there are real people on the other side of this account! We’re here to have fun and share all the cool things the MTA is doing. Thanks, as always, for riding with us!
5/25
SuprToe @gogosuprtoe.bsky.social
Welcome! You will be the ultimate bellwether to see of people can behave themselves on this app.
6/25
Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net
7/25
James @jrk.bsky.social
welcome!! can you encourage your cousin (PATH) to hop on here too??
8/25
Micah Bergdale @micahbergdale.bsky.social
Go ahead and just dump X. MTA should not be associated with such a platform that spews hate and xenophobia. Great to see your updates over here.
9/25
PrivateMe @privateme686.bsky.social
Don't live in New York, wish my local public transport had bluesky
10/25
PrivateMe @privateme686.bsky.social
NEVERMIND THEY JUST MADE ONE
11/25
David F.
@davidnightjet.bsky.social
WE TAKE THESE WINS
12/25
Asher @uchusky23.bsky.social
13/25
Nick Stellini @nickstellini.bsky.social
Is this confirmation that there will be an influx of villainous Frenchmen
14/25
Ulysse Desranleau @smith538.bsky.social
Hey! Some of us are nice Frenchmen. Also, … what?
15/25
Nick Stellini @nickstellini.bsky.social
The gif is from The French Connection and the waving man is the main villain
16/25
Nick Oxenhorn @queensmade.bsky.social
Such a good movie
17/25
ass worthtappen @jessespector.com
full speed ahead!
18/25
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org
Here’s how to map your Bluesky username to MTA so people know that this is the official account How to verify your Bluesky account - Bluesky
19/25
genepagano.bsky.social @genepagano.bsky.social
Post as much here as you do on Threads. It’s annoying to keep two Twitter/X substitutes.
20/25
TerryBallard @terryballard.bsky.social
Still waiting for your announcement about elevators in the subway. ADA was passed three decades ago. The last I looked, 80% of your subway stations were stairs only. If you're not sure what to do, visit Chicago.
21/25
Duke87 @duke87.bsky.social
Commenting just to voice that there is value to using this platform to engage with the public and encourage more government institutions to do so.
22/25
Ulysse Desranleau @smith538.bsky.social
Hi MTA, love your work. If only your name wasn’t so misleading… like… what Metropolitan area are we talking about…? There are many! Albany? Rochester? Hartford? Raleigh perhaps?
23/25
goodcow @goodcow.bsky.social
The one that's 80%+ of daily mass transit trips in the country.
24/25
Ulysse Desranleau @smith538.bsky.social
Are you serious? So 80% of all USA subway+light rail+tram is NY’s (I’m guessing Mass transit excludes buses)? Holy cow!
25/25
HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social
Keeping the tradition of being late
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Metropolitan Transportation Authority
Hello, BlueSky! MTA here, nice to see you! We’ll be bringing you updates about agency wide goings-on (*ahem* congestion pricing), major service changes, and some fun stuff, too.2/25
Metropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info
One thing that’ll be different from our Twitter feed is that this account won’t be monitored 24/7. If you have questions or issues, you can reach our 24/7 teams at https://[U][URL]https://mta.info//whatsapp[/URL][/U] (for subway/bus) or in the TrainTime app (for LIRR/Metro-North), and get the status of your train/bus at mta.info.
3/25
Metropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info
And don’t forget that you can get real-time service updates via text or email—visit Sign up for MTA alerts and newsletters to sign up. You can customize your alerts for when you regularly travel, and the lines/routes you use most frequently.
4/25
Metropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info
And one other note: Please remember that there are real people on the other side of this account! We’re here to have fun and share all the cool things the MTA is doing. Thanks, as always, for riding with us!
5/25
SuprToe @gogosuprtoe.bsky.social
Welcome! You will be the ultimate bellwether to see of people can behave themselves on this app.
6/25
Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net
7/25
James @jrk.bsky.social
welcome!! can you encourage your cousin (PATH) to hop on here too??
8/25
Micah Bergdale @micahbergdale.bsky.social
Go ahead and just dump X. MTA should not be associated with such a platform that spews hate and xenophobia. Great to see your updates over here.
9/25
PrivateMe @privateme686.bsky.social
Don't live in New York, wish my local public transport had bluesky
10/25
PrivateMe @privateme686.bsky.social
NEVERMIND THEY JUST MADE ONE
11/25
David F.
@davidnightjet.bsky.socialWE TAKE THESE WINS
12/25
Asher @uchusky23.bsky.social
13/25
Nick Stellini @nickstellini.bsky.social
Is this confirmation that there will be an influx of villainous Frenchmen
14/25
Ulysse Desranleau @smith538.bsky.social
Hey! Some of us are nice Frenchmen. Also, … what?
15/25
Nick Stellini @nickstellini.bsky.social
The gif is from The French Connection and the waving man is the main villain
16/25
Nick Oxenhorn @queensmade.bsky.social
Such a good movie
17/25
ass worthtappen @jessespector.com
full speed ahead!
18/25
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org
Here’s how to map your Bluesky username to MTA so people know that this is the official account How to verify your Bluesky account - Bluesky
19/25
genepagano.bsky.social @genepagano.bsky.social
Post as much here as you do on Threads. It’s annoying to keep two Twitter/X substitutes.
20/25
TerryBallard @terryballard.bsky.social
Still waiting for your announcement about elevators in the subway. ADA was passed three decades ago. The last I looked, 80% of your subway stations were stairs only. If you're not sure what to do, visit Chicago.
21/25
Duke87 @duke87.bsky.social
Commenting just to voice that there is value to using this platform to engage with the public and encourage more government institutions to do so.
22/25
Ulysse Desranleau @smith538.bsky.social
Hi MTA, love your work. If only your name wasn’t so misleading… like… what Metropolitan area are we talking about…? There are many! Albany? Rochester? Hartford? Raleigh perhaps?
23/25
goodcow @goodcow.bsky.social
The one that's 80%+ of daily mass transit trips in the country.
24/25
Ulysse Desranleau @smith538.bsky.social
Are you serious? So 80% of all USA subway+light rail+tram is NY’s (I’m guessing Mass transit excludes buses)? Holy cow!
25/25
HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social
Keeping the tradition of being late
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Elizabeth Warren (@senwarren.bsky.social)
I heard this is a good place to talk about taxing the rich, breaking up big tech, and ending Washington corruption.
bsky.app
1/35
Elizabeth Warren
I heard this is a good place to talk about taxing the rich, breaking up big tech, and ending Washington corruption.
2/35
Leftist for life @democrat2016.bsky.social
Breaking up big tech .IF DEMS HAD DONE THIS BETWEEN 2008 AND 2010 we wouldn't have had these oligarchs now buying corrupt presidents like Trump .
3/35
elatker.bsky.social @elatker.bsky.social
And single payer healthcare because we are SICK of our for-profit, even if you die, healthcare sham. It’s greedy and gross and it kills vulnerable people.
4/35
flungingpictures
@flungingpictures.bsky.social
Including one CEO: UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shot and killed in Manhattan.
His support said he did well by his employees but pointedly he never mentioned the insured, the claimants.
Two of the bullet casings has written on them, 'delay' 'deny' & ...
5/35
bluerskies23.bsky.social @bluerskies23.bsky.social
Yup. We’re fighting this:
6/35
Jessica @jessicawe.bsky.social
7/35
Johnny David Lafayette @lafayette1111.bsky.social
8/35
Johnny David Lafayette @lafayette1111.bsky.social
Bless you and your beautiful heart!
ty
9/35
Menchevique @menchevique.bsky.social
And not owned by a Lex Luthor wannabe
10/35
girlfren.bsky.social @girlfren.bsky.social
I call him Sissy Space X
11/35
PhillyShore @gardenia1990.bsky.social
12/35
nuggetsfan1.bsky.social @nuggetsfan1.bsky.social
We can talk but we also need a realistic plan of action.
13/35
Rex Bendure @belairex.bsky.social
Indeed. A plan of action playing by their rules.
14/35
cpatel479.bsky.social @cpatel479.bsky.social
Less talk more doing please
15/35
OneUrbanLegend @endingthegop.bsky.social
Hey Liz, welcome!
~- Welcome Senator Warren! 
16/35
Jared Menard @seriousnimbus.bsky.social
Senator, not having you as President is a crime.
17/35
midcentury57.bsky.social @midcentury57.bsky.social
For anyone that keeps asking “what went wrong in this election” refer to Sen. Warren’s statement from 2019:
(If you say, ‘Yeah, there was sexism in this race,’ everyone says, ‘Whiner!’”… “If you say, ‘No, there was no sexism,’ about a bazillion women think, ‘What planet do you live on?”)
18/35
James @exlrrp.bsky.social
I still think we didn't talk about Armold Palmer's dikk size enough for the target audience and we should have had a squirrel story
19/35
Convicted Felon Elect is a horrible person! @snakefoodfarmer.bsky.social
Or done a few sexual acts on a microphone.
20/35
Susan @fromfloridatovirg.bsky.social
I am following you! Hopefully we can fix this mess.
21/35
Milford Brimlee @milfordbrimlee.bsky.social
Question: Are there plans in place to deal with the Orange a$$hole when he refuses to leave office in 4 years?
22/35
brendaoconnell2.bsky.social @brendaoconnell2.bsky.social
He won't last 4 years
23/35
Food Lady @foodlady.bsky.social
But his VP will. Always be careful what you wish for. We were so happy the house would get a new speaker and we got Little Nazi
24/35
brendaoconnell2.bsky.social @brendaoconnell2.bsky.social
VP? What VP? Haven't seen or heard from him since Musk took over
25/35
flaminglib5228.bsky.social @flaminglib5228.bsky.social
That because you only get your so called news from MSNBC and the view.
26/35
JustaBill @nh-bill.bsky.social
It’s so rewarding to add another troll to add to the block list. It’s like popping a zit.
27/35
Johnny David Lafayette @lafayette1111.bsky.social
28/35
jackrataty.bsky.social @jackrataty.bsky.social
Are you a decendent?
29/35
Johnny David Lafayette @lafayette1111.bsky.social
If we talking (kings) in America. Trump has 0 entitlements to that position!. My son David is first in line for that role
30/35
The Enemy From Within @enmywthn.bsky.social
You go gurrrrl!
31/35
Gnomie a Dog Mom
@gnomie1972.bsky.social
Welcome to the Resistance Gang.
32/35
Suzanne Salinas @britinvlvr.bsky.social
We need a flag
33/35
Hellion of the Rebellion aka SisterResister really TriaWillow @triawillow.bsky.social
The Hellion of the Rebellion has spoken! Plus
ofc goes without saying. We Are The Resisters, The Rebellions, some of us Hellions & Together We Are Legion! Use hashtags #BlueCrew & #BBBCrew & #DonksFriends or #ResistersUnite or #StrongerTogether
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social)
34/35
lmoreiraad.bsky.social @lmoreiraad.bsky.social
Thank you for your work
35/35
Eggs for the Egg Man @eggsfortheeggman.bsky.social
Welcome to the party! How are you at assembling guillotines?
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Elizabeth Warren
I heard this is a good place to talk about taxing the rich, breaking up big tech, and ending Washington corruption.
2/35
Leftist for life @democrat2016.bsky.social
Breaking up big tech .IF DEMS HAD DONE THIS BETWEEN 2008 AND 2010 we wouldn't have had these oligarchs now buying corrupt presidents like Trump .
3/35
elatker.bsky.social @elatker.bsky.social
And single payer healthcare because we are SICK of our for-profit, even if you die, healthcare sham. It’s greedy and gross and it kills vulnerable people.
4/35
flungingpictures
@flungingpictures.bsky.socialIncluding one CEO: UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shot and killed in Manhattan.
His support said he did well by his employees but pointedly he never mentioned the insured, the claimants.
Two of the bullet casings has written on them, 'delay' 'deny' & ...
5/35
bluerskies23.bsky.social @bluerskies23.bsky.social
Yup. We’re fighting this:
6/35
Jessica @jessicawe.bsky.social
7/35
Johnny David Lafayette @lafayette1111.bsky.social
8/35
Johnny David Lafayette @lafayette1111.bsky.social
Bless you and your beautiful heart!
ty9/35
Menchevique @menchevique.bsky.social
And not owned by a Lex Luthor wannabe
10/35
girlfren.bsky.social @girlfren.bsky.social
I call him Sissy Space X
11/35
PhillyShore @gardenia1990.bsky.social
12/35
nuggetsfan1.bsky.social @nuggetsfan1.bsky.social
We can talk but we also need a realistic plan of action.
13/35
Rex Bendure @belairex.bsky.social
Indeed. A plan of action playing by their rules.
14/35
cpatel479.bsky.social @cpatel479.bsky.social
Less talk more doing please
15/35
OneUrbanLegend @endingthegop.bsky.social
Hey Liz, welcome!
~- Welcome Senator Warren!
16/35
Jared Menard @seriousnimbus.bsky.social
Senator, not having you as President is a crime.
17/35
midcentury57.bsky.social @midcentury57.bsky.social
For anyone that keeps asking “what went wrong in this election” refer to Sen. Warren’s statement from 2019:
(If you say, ‘Yeah, there was sexism in this race,’ everyone says, ‘Whiner!’”… “If you say, ‘No, there was no sexism,’ about a bazillion women think, ‘What planet do you live on?”)
18/35
James @exlrrp.bsky.social
I still think we didn't talk about Armold Palmer's dikk size enough for the target audience and we should have had a squirrel story
19/35
Convicted Felon Elect is a horrible person! @snakefoodfarmer.bsky.social
Or done a few sexual acts on a microphone.
20/35
Susan @fromfloridatovirg.bsky.social
I am following you! Hopefully we can fix this mess.
21/35
Milford Brimlee @milfordbrimlee.bsky.social
Question: Are there plans in place to deal with the Orange a$$hole when he refuses to leave office in 4 years?
22/35
brendaoconnell2.bsky.social @brendaoconnell2.bsky.social
He won't last 4 years
23/35
Food Lady @foodlady.bsky.social
But his VP will. Always be careful what you wish for. We were so happy the house would get a new speaker and we got Little Nazi
24/35
brendaoconnell2.bsky.social @brendaoconnell2.bsky.social
VP? What VP? Haven't seen or heard from him since Musk took over
25/35
flaminglib5228.bsky.social @flaminglib5228.bsky.social
That because you only get your so called news from MSNBC and the view.
26/35
JustaBill @nh-bill.bsky.social
It’s so rewarding to add another troll to add to the block list. It’s like popping a zit.
27/35
Johnny David Lafayette @lafayette1111.bsky.social
28/35
jackrataty.bsky.social @jackrataty.bsky.social
Are you a decendent?
29/35
Johnny David Lafayette @lafayette1111.bsky.social
If we talking (kings) in America. Trump has 0 entitlements to that position!. My son David is first in line for that role
30/35
The Enemy From Within @enmywthn.bsky.social
You go gurrrrl!
31/35
Gnomie a Dog Mom
@gnomie1972.bsky.socialWelcome to the Resistance Gang.
32/35
Suzanne Salinas @britinvlvr.bsky.social
We need a flag
33/35
Hellion of the Rebellion aka SisterResister really TriaWillow
@triawillow.bsky.socialThe Hellion of the Rebellion has spoken! Plus
ofc goes without saying. We Are The Resisters, The Rebellions, some of us Hellions & Together We Are Legion! Use hashtags #BlueCrew & #BBBCrew & #DonksFriends or #ResistersUnite or #StrongerTogetherMark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social)
34/35
lmoreiraad.bsky.social @lmoreiraad.bsky.social
Thank you for your work
35/35
Eggs for the Egg Man @eggsfortheeggman.bsky.social
Welcome to the party! How are you at assembling guillotines?
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1/40
Microsoft
We've always been a fan of blueskies.
2/40
EKola @eltonkola.bsky.social
Make windows XP open source then. Open the windows and give us the blue sky
3/40
Sergio Palazzi @canonf1.bsky.social
Nice idea!
4/40
Sam RJ Coley @rockjonny.bsky.social
delete copilot or shut the fukk up
5/40
Deriv'era @deriviera.bsky.social
Windows XP was better than windows 11
6/40
AlfonsoMP
@alfonsomp.bsky.social
only in your dreams
7/40
Nicole Little @craterlabs.bsky.social
Hey hey, glad you're here, can you stop Windows from assuming that I want to be online all the time, it's super annoying
8/40
paws at u~ nya :3 @pawsatu74.bsky.social
eat shyt!!!! translation: i am boosting engagement to shyttalk a company that neither knows nor cares about my existence
9/40
† lucia scarlet
@lucia.red
hi
10/40
Juan Nation @juansk1.bsky.social
The amount of people posting replies like it’s the customer service complaint line.
11/40
Rev. Jesus "H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com
Please, give the most unhinged degenerate you can find in your offices the keys to an official Clippy account
12/40
Rev. Jesus "H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com
I'm begging you
13/40
Behringer Escape Plan @jonny290.com
fukk off, we hate you
14/40
Team HERMES @hermes.cx
Have no fear, I'm sure Microsoft hates you too.
15/40
Bret Coleman @bretcoleman.bsky.social
What a great use of your social media account
16/40
Team HERMES @hermes.cx
Why, thank you. We're so glad you approve.
17/40
Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev
Well done.
18/40
Bee
@sweetbee.vip
what kind of dev magic
19/40
Dom - @geektoybox @geektoybox.com
It's a feature of Bsky via the API, I think. There is an app called BlueArk (@blueark.app) that lets you import your Twitter posts back dated like this.
20/40
Bee @sweetbee.vip
are you telling me this was posted on twitter in 1975
21/40
Dom - @geektoybox @geektoybox.com
No, BlueArk uses the same API Microsoft used to backdate their post.
22/40
Bee @sweetbee.vip
ah gotcha tysm
23/40
Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev
Yep. In Bluesky the app can decide what the post date is. If it's in the past, they assume it's an archive post. Scott Hanselman
(@scott.hanselman.com)
24/40
Scott Hanselman @scott.hanselman.com
https://atproto-browser.vercel.app/...4nuo3pfqcf3k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcm2osud6f2n
25/40
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social
Hey, Boss
26/40
Allosaur @allosaur.bsky.social
Forced to post nostalgia bait from the last time you had a good product
27/40
BigOnAnime @bigonanime.bsky.social
Wasn't Windows 7 one of the last good Microsoft products?
28/40
fluppy @fluppy.bsky.social
VS Code is a good product and Windows 10 is fine
29/40
BigOnAnime @bigonanime.bsky.social
Windows 10 forced stuff like Candy Crush on people and had a bad Start menu (bring back 7's). My little experience with it was quite poor.
My Windows 8.1 laptop updated to 10 when I fell asleep with it on, then not long after, my HDD died, I put 8.1 on the new HDD, and still am on 8.1 to this day.
30/40
BigOnAnime @bigonanime.bsky.social
I'm soon going to begrudgingly get an old used Thinkpad with 10 because browser support for 8.1 stopped so many things like streaming video no longer works outside Firefox due to oudated DRM.
I see towards the end for 10 they're now forcing AI features on everyone, the crap many despise about 11.
31/40
BigOnAnime @bigonanime.bsky.social
(Another reason for wanting the "upgrade" to a different laptop, my now nearly 12 year old laptop has a resolution of 1366x768, ugh. Though that's on the manufacturers, not Microsoft.)
32/40
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social
we don't like AI crap over here
33/40
Carl Tessier / Plouf de Phoque
ANE??? @drfrankenstein.bsky.social
Post dated 4 April, 1975. Nice touch.
34/40
Scott Hanselman @scott.hanselman.com
thanks!
35/40
Terry Lynch @terrylynch.net
Microsoft dot com.
Validated, legit, the real deal.
36/40
Ben Casual @bencasual.org
That's nice, dear, I'm still never voluntarily using Copilot
37/40
@0x0.boo
Hi, welcome, have a clippy
38/40
Merill Fernando
@merill.net
BTW If anyone wants to see labels on Microsoft employees I've set up a labelling service that you can subscribe to.
See Bluesky.ms (@bluesky.ms)
39/40
Alex Wallace @spanishspy.bsky.social
good on y'all for using alt text
40/40
Time Spinner @spinny.bsky.social
and with photographer credit, too
are they actually... good at this
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Microsoft
We've always been a fan of blueskies.
2/40
EKola @eltonkola.bsky.social
Make windows XP open source then. Open the windows and give us the blue sky
3/40
Sergio Palazzi @canonf1.bsky.social
Nice idea!
4/40
Sam RJ Coley @rockjonny.bsky.social
delete copilot or shut the fukk up
5/40
Deriv'era @deriviera.bsky.social
Windows XP was better than windows 11
6/40
AlfonsoMP
@alfonsomp.bsky.socialonly in your dreams
7/40
Nicole Little @craterlabs.bsky.social
Hey hey, glad you're here, can you stop Windows from assuming that I want to be online all the time, it's super annoying
8/40
paws at u~ nya :3 @pawsatu74.bsky.social
eat shyt!!!! translation: i am boosting engagement to shyttalk a company that neither knows nor cares about my existence
9/40
† lucia scarlet
@lucia.redhi
10/40
Juan Nation @juansk1.bsky.social
The amount of people posting replies like it’s the customer service complaint line.
11/40
Rev. Jesus "H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com
Please, give the most unhinged degenerate you can find in your offices the keys to an official Clippy account
12/40
Rev. Jesus "H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com
I'm begging you
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Behringer Escape Plan @jonny290.com
fukk off, we hate you
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx
Have no fear, I'm sure Microsoft hates you too.
15/40
Bret Coleman @bretcoleman.bsky.social
What a great use of your social media account
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx
Why, thank you. We're so glad you approve.
17/40
Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev
Well done.
18/40
Bee
@sweetbee.vipwhat kind of dev magic
19/40
Dom - @geektoybox @geektoybox.com
It's a feature of Bsky via the API, I think. There is an app called BlueArk (@blueark.app) that lets you import your Twitter posts back dated like this.
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Bee
@sweetbee.vipare you telling me this was posted on twitter in 1975
21/40
Dom - @geektoybox @geektoybox.com
No, BlueArk uses the same API Microsoft used to backdate their post.
22/40
Bee
@sweetbee.vipah gotcha tysm
23/40
Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev
Yep. In Bluesky the app can decide what the post date is. If it's in the past, they assume it's an archive post. Scott Hanselman
(@scott.hanselman.com)
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Scott Hanselman
@scott.hanselman.comhttps://atproto-browser.vercel.app/...4nuo3pfqcf3k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcm2osud6f2n
25/40
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social
Hey, Boss
26/40
Allosaur @allosaur.bsky.social
Forced to post nostalgia bait from the last time you had a good product
27/40
BigOnAnime @bigonanime.bsky.social
Wasn't Windows 7 one of the last good Microsoft products?
28/40
fluppy @fluppy.bsky.social
VS Code is a good product and Windows 10 is fine
29/40
BigOnAnime @bigonanime.bsky.social
Windows 10 forced stuff like Candy Crush on people and had a bad Start menu (bring back 7's). My little experience with it was quite poor.
My Windows 8.1 laptop updated to 10 when I fell asleep with it on, then not long after, my HDD died, I put 8.1 on the new HDD, and still am on 8.1 to this day.
30/40
BigOnAnime @bigonanime.bsky.social
I'm soon going to begrudgingly get an old used Thinkpad with 10 because browser support for 8.1 stopped so many things like streaming video no longer works outside Firefox due to oudated DRM.
I see towards the end for 10 they're now forcing AI features on everyone, the crap many despise about 11.
31/40
BigOnAnime @bigonanime.bsky.social
(Another reason for wanting the "upgrade" to a different laptop, my now nearly 12 year old laptop has a resolution of 1366x768, ugh. Though that's on the manufacturers, not Microsoft.)
32/40
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social
we don't like AI crap over here
33/40
Carl Tessier / Plouf de Phoque
ANE??? @drfrankenstein.bsky.socialPost dated 4 April, 1975. Nice touch.
34/40
Scott Hanselman
@scott.hanselman.comthanks!
35/40
Terry Lynch @terrylynch.net
Microsoft dot com.
Validated, legit, the real deal.
36/40
Ben Casual @bencasual.org
That's nice, dear, I'm still never voluntarily using Copilot
37/40
@0x0.booHi, welcome, have a clippy
38/40
Merill Fernando
@merill.netBTW If anyone wants to see labels on Microsoft employees I've set up a labelling service that you can subscribe to.
See Bluesky.ms (@bluesky.ms)
39/40
Alex Wallace @spanishspy.bsky.social
good on y'all for using alt text
40/40
Time Spinner @spinny.bsky.social
and with photographer credit, too
are they actually... good at this
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GitHub - JefTek/BlueskyGuide: Collection of Tips & Tricks for collaborating on Bluesky
Collection of Tips & Tricks for collaborating on Bluesky - JefTek/BlueskyGuide
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Bluesky Guide
Collection of Tips & Tools for collaborating on Bluesky shared by Jeftek.com
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A complete guide to Bluesky 🦋
I've decided to write down some of the tips & tricks that I often give to friends when I send them an invite code, or the advice and answers that I sometimes give to people that I find in some feed asking about things. This of course got much longer than I planned 😅
ESPN joined today 
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rea
Bluesky Previews: subscriptions
2/40
rea @saeri.xyz
1. yes this is real, i wouldnt have the motivation to fake something like this. see [Subs] Draft by estrattonbailey · Pull Request #6977 · bluesky-social/social-app
2. obviously wip, please dont bully the devs if some of this stuff changes between now and release
3/40
rea @saeri.xyz
just for the record, it may be possible that the perks, except the badge, will be held back for some time while they work on putting out fires (source: the pr)
they are however entertaining the idea of offering a discount for early subscribers
4/40
rea @saeri.xyz
took a nap and my post exploded, hi
to be perfectly clear if anyone at bluesky wants me to delete the post, i will comply. spreading dubious information is about the last thing i want to be doing
(im already debating locking replies and quotes to extinguish things a bit)
5/40
@0x0.boo
I wouldn't worry about it, the code is right there and if you take it down someone else will just put it up, it's done
Relax and have a nice weekend <3
6/40
rea @saeri.xyz
7/40
Quietly Curious 
@quietlycurious.bsky.social
I’m okay with having a fee based membership for those who want extra perks but I would hope they would still make it free. If I have to pay then I’m out because I have been jobless for two years and I can’t afford to do anything outside of basic bills and food.
8/40
dan @danabra.mov
just flagging that this is a UI mockup and the list of features doesn’t necessarily match what will be released. we need to get better at avoiding setting expectations via mockups since it’s open source so people poke at every branch
9/40
dan @danabra.mov
so we’re sorry for the confusion! some of these are likely to make it but please don’t take this as an actual list of planned features. we’ll announce the actual list when more work is done.
10/40
dan @danabra.mov
(also, the “coming soon” here is also just testing ui treatment and doesn’t at all mean these things are coming soon)
11/40
dan @danabra.mov
bluesky is an open source product which is unusual: anyone outside the company can look at feature drafts, prototypes and unfinished work. it is common in other companies to post a piece of code internally with placeholder text and then replace it before going live, but in our case it *starts* live
12/40
JYC @jyc.dev
Yes, most of people don't realize this. But please continue and lead the way to be the new normal!
Lot of folks, want this platform to be different & sustainable, and we are willing to support (without anything in return). But even "a lot", is probably not enough.
You will find the way
13/40
Lady Stryx @amstryx.bsky.social
I still think they need a means of providing a donation option for those who want to support this platform but can't/won't do subscriptions.
Maybe give a perk that's available forever after a 1-time donation.
The in-line translation and bookmarks should definitely be free features though.
14/40
Cheshire Fatorum @cheshirefatorum.bsky.social
I see the point for bookmarks, but translations cost money, so we'll have to pay for them one way or another.
Google & Co make them free for end users, not for other companies.
15/40
Altmetric @altmetric.com
Want
16/40
Sidewalk Pirate @sidewalkpirate.bsky.social
$8 is pricy. Way out of my range. We are on a budget. I hate that poor people are kept outside the window again.
I get they need the support, but ugh.
17/40
Brooklyn Buckets @brooklynbuckets.bsky.social
18/40
Tianna Mortis @tiannamortis.bsky.social
I’ll definitely be subbing as soon as they offer it. Even if the features stayed the same, I’m fine supporting the site to help keep it awesome and ad free.
19/40
Maddie Rae Gun @maddieraegun.bsky.social
Yeah please don’t do this. This kinda shyt is exactly why we all left Twitter (well that and the rampant transphobia)
20/40
mommert @mommert.bsky.social
This is how the platform continues to exist without relying on ads. There's no indication that the paid features of Twitter will inform how this works, there shouldn't be anything like bumped up replies.
21/40
Liberal Rebound @rebound.liberalrepublic.org
I might get it just to support them, but before anyone gets mad, keep in mind you can use alternate clients which effectively give you the same benefits for free, and this isn't going to algo boost you at all like it does on twitter.
22/40
Mike Aparicio @peruvianidol.com
I’ll pay $72 just to upload my own GIFs and not look like an idiot when only the first frame shows like a JPG.
23/40
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip
You can already do this. Hit the video upload button and select your gif.
It works. I tested it. It was added in the last update I believe.
24/40
Mike Aparicio @peruvianidol.com
Does it work in the iOS app or only on web? Because last I tried, it didn't work.
25/40
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip
Cant speak to that, PC/Android here. I tested it via PC firefox.
Pretty sure Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) posted about it, and I then tested it for myself.
26/40
Mike Aparicio @peruvianidol.com
Thanks, I'll check it out!
27/40
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip
Oh it was Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) ... Testing was here...
Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly)
28/40
Jane @jane.meangirls.online
Not while Jesse Singal is here
29/40
Max Pekarsky @maxverse.bsky.social
I will happily pay for this app to stay as it is
30/40
Ronnie @puppygirlronnie.bsky.social
Don't love it, but I understand it's this or advertising, and this is probably better.
31/40
Soren @synthsoren.bsky.social
I will sub in a heartbeat.
Anything to kick more sand in Musk's stupid eyes
32/40
mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social
Please don't do a sub badge
33/40
Vargulfen @vargulfen.com
No way I would buy premium xitter but I won't hesitate to buy a sub to help keep this place MAGAT free.
34/40
Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social
This is just so stupid. I feel like the site needs actual verification of noteworthy users like old Twitter, not badges for random people who pay money. If you need to raise money from users ask for donations or something
35/40
gabriel @gabrielandworms.bsky.social
It's this or ads, so I get it, but I think $8 a month is a little much. A lower price might make people more willing to get a sub
36/40
Laurens @laurenshof.online
thanks for sharing!
37/40
Snailbunny Designs
@snailbunnydesigns.bsky.social
Not that we don’t appreciate what you do but I can think of a few things I’d prefer over subscriptions. If you need to make money I understand totally, but as far as stuff that benifits us I’d say work on being able to pm images first. It would really help artists
38/40
Snailbunny Designs @snailbunnydesigns.bsky.social
I just realized you aren’t the dev, well that response is more for them but seriously I would love to be able to pm images so I don’t have to communicate on freaking deviantart for commission work
39/40
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
The reason they haven't enabled images in DMs yet is because it's a really common abuse vector and allowing people to swap images one-on-one privately is a serious risk for the company (you can probably guess what people use it for, sigh).
40/40
Snailbunny Designs @snailbunnydesigns.bsky.social
ahhh yes that is an issue. I just wish there was a way around it without major privacy issues. It would be so much easier than switching programs. Also DA really sucks and I want to have an excuse to just not use it.
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rea
Bluesky Previews: subscriptions
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rea @saeri.xyz
1. yes this is real, i wouldnt have the motivation to fake something like this. see [Subs] Draft by estrattonbailey · Pull Request #6977 · bluesky-social/social-app
2. obviously wip, please dont bully the devs if some of this stuff changes between now and release
3/40
rea @saeri.xyz
just for the record, it may be possible that the perks, except the badge, will be held back for some time while they work on putting out fires (source: the pr)
they are however entertaining the idea of offering a discount for early subscribers
4/40
rea @saeri.xyz
took a nap and my post exploded, hi
to be perfectly clear if anyone at bluesky wants me to delete the post, i will comply. spreading dubious information is about the last thing i want to be doing
(im already debating locking replies and quotes to extinguish things a bit)
5/40
@0x0.booI wouldn't worry about it, the code is right there and if you take it down someone else will just put it up, it's done
Relax and have a nice weekend <3
6/40
rea @saeri.xyz
7/40
Quietly Curious
@quietlycurious.bsky.socialI’m okay with having a fee based membership for those who want extra perks but I would hope they would still make it free. If I have to pay then I’m out because I have been jobless for two years and I can’t afford to do anything outside of basic bills and food.
8/40
dan @danabra.mov
just flagging that this is a UI mockup and the list of features doesn’t necessarily match what will be released. we need to get better at avoiding setting expectations via mockups since it’s open source so people poke at every branch
9/40
dan @danabra.mov
so we’re sorry for the confusion! some of these are likely to make it but please don’t take this as an actual list of planned features. we’ll announce the actual list when more work is done.
10/40
dan @danabra.mov
(also, the “coming soon” here is also just testing ui treatment and doesn’t at all mean these things are coming soon)
11/40
dan @danabra.mov
bluesky is an open source product which is unusual: anyone outside the company can look at feature drafts, prototypes and unfinished work. it is common in other companies to post a piece of code internally with placeholder text and then replace it before going live, but in our case it *starts* live
12/40
JYC @jyc.dev
Yes, most of people don't realize this. But please continue and lead the way to be the new normal!
Lot of folks, want this platform to be different & sustainable, and we are willing to support (without anything in return). But even "a lot", is probably not enough.
You will find the way
13/40
Lady Stryx @amstryx.bsky.social
I still think they need a means of providing a donation option for those who want to support this platform but can't/won't do subscriptions.
Maybe give a perk that's available forever after a 1-time donation.
The in-line translation and bookmarks should definitely be free features though.
14/40
Cheshire Fatorum @cheshirefatorum.bsky.social
I see the point for bookmarks, but translations cost money, so we'll have to pay for them one way or another.
Google & Co make them free for end users, not for other companies.
15/40
Altmetric @altmetric.com
Want
16/40
Sidewalk Pirate @sidewalkpirate.bsky.social
$8 is pricy. Way out of my range. We are on a budget. I hate that poor people are kept outside the window again.
I get they need the support, but ugh.
17/40
Brooklyn Buckets @brooklynbuckets.bsky.social
18/40
Tianna Mortis @tiannamortis.bsky.social
I’ll definitely be subbing as soon as they offer it. Even if the features stayed the same, I’m fine supporting the site to help keep it awesome and ad free.
19/40
Maddie Rae Gun @maddieraegun.bsky.social
Yeah please don’t do this. This kinda shyt is exactly why we all left Twitter (well that and the rampant transphobia)
20/40
mommert @mommert.bsky.social
This is how the platform continues to exist without relying on ads. There's no indication that the paid features of Twitter will inform how this works, there shouldn't be anything like bumped up replies.
21/40
Liberal Rebound @rebound.liberalrepublic.org
I might get it just to support them, but before anyone gets mad, keep in mind you can use alternate clients which effectively give you the same benefits for free, and this isn't going to algo boost you at all like it does on twitter.
22/40
Mike Aparicio @peruvianidol.com
I’ll pay $72 just to upload my own GIFs and not look like an idiot when only the first frame shows like a JPG.
23/40
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip
You can already do this. Hit the video upload button and select your gif.
It works. I tested it. It was added in the last update I believe.
24/40
Mike Aparicio @peruvianidol.com
Does it work in the iOS app or only on web? Because last I tried, it didn't work.
25/40
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip
Cant speak to that, PC/Android here. I tested it via PC firefox.
Pretty sure Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) posted about it, and I then tested it for myself.
26/40
Mike Aparicio @peruvianidol.com
Thanks, I'll check it out!
27/40
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip
Oh it was Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) ... Testing was here...
Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly)
28/40
Jane @jane.meangirls.online
Not while Jesse Singal is here
29/40
Max Pekarsky
@maxverse.bsky.socialI will happily pay for this app to stay as it is
30/40
Ronnie @puppygirlronnie.bsky.social
Don't love it, but I understand it's this or advertising, and this is probably better.
31/40
Soren @synthsoren.bsky.social
I will sub in a heartbeat.
Anything to kick more sand in Musk's stupid eyes
32/40
mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social
Please don't do a sub badge
33/40
Vargulfen @vargulfen.com
No way I would buy premium xitter but I won't hesitate to buy a sub to help keep this place MAGAT free.
34/40
Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social
This is just so stupid. I feel like the site needs actual verification of noteworthy users like old Twitter, not badges for random people who pay money. If you need to raise money from users ask for donations or something
35/40
gabriel @gabrielandworms.bsky.socialIt's this or ads, so I get it, but I think $8 a month is a little much. A lower price might make people more willing to get a sub
36/40
Laurens @laurenshof.online
thanks for sharing!37/40
Snailbunny Designs
@snailbunnydesigns.bsky.socialNot that we don’t appreciate what you do but I can think of a few things I’d prefer over subscriptions. If you need to make money I understand totally, but as far as stuff that benifits us I’d say work on being able to pm images first. It would really help artists
38/40
Snailbunny Designs
@snailbunnydesigns.bsky.socialI just realized you aren’t the dev, well that response is more for them but seriously I would love to be able to pm images so I don’t have to communicate on freaking deviantart for commission work
39/40
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
The reason they haven't enabled images in DMs yet is because it's a really common abuse vector and allowing people to swap images one-on-one privately is a serious risk for the company (you can probably guess what people use it for, sigh).
40/40
Snailbunny Designs
@snailbunnydesigns.bsky.socialahhh yes that is an issue. I just wish there was a way around it without major privacy issues. It would be so much easier than switching programs. Also DA really sucks and I want to have an excuse to just not use it.
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Paul Frazee (@pfrazee.com)
just gonna mention that feature list in the screenshot was eric riffing and filling in text, don't take it as the actual planned features
bsky.app
Bossett (@bossett.social)
ok look $1k/m is a *little* steep but the cat thing… maybe if there was like a financing option?
bsky.app
1/12
Bossett @bossett.social
I do wonder why bluesky+ is green
2/12
Paul Frazee
just gonna mention that feature list in the screenshot was eric riffing and filling in text, don't take it as the actual planned features
3/12
Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com
also any of the design work there is WIP
sometimes open source is challenging
4/12
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
As someone else who learned this the hard way: I strongly endorse using blatant parody text and wildly exaggerated or wildly-too-small numbers in design mock-ups at all times! The top feature is "Cover profile in cats", the cost is $1000/month, etc.
5/12
Bossett @bossett.social
ok look $1k/m is a *little* steep but the cat thing… maybe if there was like a financing option?
6/12
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
When I was explaining our soon-to-be-launched "buy additional permanent slots for profile jewelry" system for final feedback I was virtually certain the cost would be $1/slot, but there was still that tiny tiny chance it would change ... so I explained the system to people using $100/slot!
7/12
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
"Just so we don't accidentally commit to something we can't live up to, I will comically exaggerate this to indicate I'm being ridiculous" works great with appropriate disclaimers!
8/12
✧ DAGGER FOREST ✧ @daggerforest.com
I’m totally down to pay for a good and fair app, but $8 /month is a bit too high IMO
9/12
Samantha Ferreira Is On Sabbatical Until April @sam-animeherald.bsky.social
Oh thank god... I hope the badge idea is nixed, because it is just a bit *too* close to "Twitter Blue-check" territory.
10/12
smug @smugy.bsky.social
The real issue with the cursed check bubble is those accounts get auto-boosted. If it's just there on the account, especially if only when opening the full profile, then it could be a nice thank you moment for supporting, but would need to be exclusively that
11/12
Purlane @purlane.ink
So you're telling me there's still a chance it might be called "Bluesky Breeze"... Thank God
12/12
Bossett @bossett.social
well I'm just gonna call it that if they don't
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Bossett @bossett.social
I do wonder why bluesky+ is green
2/12
Paul Frazee
just gonna mention that feature list in the screenshot was eric riffing and filling in text, don't take it as the actual planned features
3/12
Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com
also any of the design work there is WIP
sometimes open source is challenging
4/12
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
As someone else who learned this the hard way: I strongly endorse using blatant parody text and wildly exaggerated or wildly-too-small numbers in design mock-ups at all times! The top feature is "Cover profile in cats", the cost is $1000/month, etc.
5/12
Bossett @bossett.social
ok look $1k/m is a *little* steep but the cat thing… maybe if there was like a financing option?
6/12
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
When I was explaining our soon-to-be-launched "buy additional permanent slots for profile jewelry" system for final feedback I was virtually certain the cost would be $1/slot, but there was still that tiny tiny chance it would change ... so I explained the system to people using $100/slot!
7/12
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
"Just so we don't accidentally commit to something we can't live up to, I will comically exaggerate this to indicate I'm being ridiculous" works great with appropriate disclaimers!
8/12
✧ DAGGER FOREST ✧ @daggerforest.com
I’m totally down to pay for a good and fair app, but $8 /month is a bit too high IMO
9/12
Samantha Ferreira Is On Sabbatical Until April @sam-animeherald.bsky.social
Oh thank god... I hope the badge idea is nixed, because it is just a bit *too* close to "Twitter Blue-check" territory.
10/12
smug @smugy.bsky.social
The real issue with the cursed check bubble is those accounts get auto-boosted. If it's just there on the account, especially if only when opening the full profile, then it could be a nice thank you moment for supporting, but would need to be exclusively that
11/12
Purlane @purlane.inkSo you're telling me there's still a chance it might be called "Bluesky Breeze"... Thank God
12/12
Bossett @bossett.social
well I'm just gonna call it that if they don't
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Kornball The Conqueror
Superstar
I tried but can't get pass the human verification
Its getting more traction some cool people to follow
