Bomb Squad called to ER after demonically possessed man gets artillery shell stuck inside his culo

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

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Tariq Nasheed

• ☑︎#VoteDemocrat
• Dec 8, 2018
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[ReturnOfJudah]

Cacs.. what can u say

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

all the gay puns in here

 

[Detroit Wave]

Cacs really tryna get they culo blasted

 

[KBtheKey]

I found that picture and added it for effect

Aight bet i kinda assumed that too. Good shyt man it's some money out there for you

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Fire in the hole.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

@Tony D'Amato ”yeah, but how many inches was it though?”

 

[ajnapoleon]

oh snap is that a world war 2 artillery shell?


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ima stick it in my butt

Winner

 

[Ski Mask]

Low key thought that this thread was going to be about a viral pic of a nurse carrying a huge turd missile

 

[NatiboyB]

Man people are into some weird shyt

 

[east]

1/ chop up a ballistic gel block into lil cubes 2/ put into artillery shell 3/ place shell on stove, stir to avoid burning, remove from heat when melted 4/ enjoy your new toy that won't give you tetanus

...or, 4/ when it congeals, place your dikk inside for 15 minutes, enjoy your new fleshlight

if you're gonna partake in activity you might as well be safe about it, i got offended lmao

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

all the gay puns in here

booty blasting history buffs.

 

[BangBike]

Needs less butthole..

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

I guess he was ready to blow sh*t up

 

[Kingshango]

fukking booty blasters.