bout to enlist, what should I know bruhs?

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What you need to know is you will be fighting for rich white/black men who will collect money on your dead body in will give your family's nothing when/if you die. another thing be prepared to see alot of dead body's you will lose friends in the Battlefield in if your lucky to survive you will be broke, an fukked up physically and mentally.

Oh yeah, don't forget to kiss everyone you love goodbye because you wont be seeing them much (tell mama you love her) still won't to join? If so do yo thing bro just know you are fighting for the rich who see you as expendable do you homie.
 

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What you need to know is you will be fighting for rich white/black men who will collect money on your dead body in will give your family's nothing when/if you die. another thing be prepared to see alot of dead body's you will lose friends in the Battlefield in if your lucky to survive you will be broke, an fukked up physically and mentally.

Oh yeah, don't forget to kiss everyone you love goodbye because you wont be seeing them much (tell mama you love her) still won't to join? If so do yo thing bro just know you are fighting for the rich who see you as expendable do you homie.

I've been in the Army for 13 going on 14 years how long have you been in?

None of what this poster said is even realistic unless he thinks movies are real.
 

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Go Navy or Air Force if you can since coast guard is not an option, always go with the safest options first before you attempt army or marines especially if your just trying to just do your time and bounce.I did 6 years in the coast guard by the way :flabbynsick:

Navy and air force take too long. I gotta get the fukk out bruh. Pretty mad I ain't get in coast guard, they did actual police work :to:

Im going to say this......DO NOT DO MILITARY POLICE!!!!

Its NOTHING like a real cop. You dont chase bad guys or nothing like that. You sit. Mabe sit for 12 hrs watching a plane or at the gate or something. You work 14 Hour days most of the time its a panama schedule.

Also as soon as you reach the operation force, go to school breh and try to become a officer. Theres no reason you should do 20 years making enlisted money when you could be banking as a officer.

I knew it, them nikkas lied. Taking about one shift a week. Knew it was bullshyt :birdman:

Definitely gonna try to get my degree and get officer.

Those are pretty good ASVAB scores, so you should be a pretty smart guy. Only do Air Force or Navy. If you do not listen to me, you will regret it lol. Them Army dudes were always salty because us AF dudes are chillin while they have to do PT every morning and can get their rank pulled off on the spot for some simple shyt. :lolbron:

Only commit to the bare minimum amount of years they offer (usually 4, but they used to do 2 year commitments like 6-7 years ago when I enlisted). If you like it, then reenlist. But its the better idea to do 4 years so you can be eligible to change bases (or jobs) sooner.

If you really want to be a cop, then by all means... However, I would highly suggest looking in to something that would translate into experience in a good field when you get out. What do you want to be? What jobs interest you in the civilian/corporate world?

Also, if you want to travel, the Navy is always on the move. They stay going to exotic locations. And they have the best bases. Buuuut you're going to spend a lot of time out at sea.

Idk what gets me into police work in civilian faster. I'm guessing intelligence analyst?
 

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Go Navy or Air Force if you can since coast guard is not an option, always go with the safest options first before you attempt army or marines especially if your just trying to just do your time and bounce.I did 6 years in the coast guard by the way :flabbynsick:
No... Just go Airforce







You're welcome


Edit: MP is basically a gate guard.... Or traffic cop, or prison guard. 78 isn't a low asvab, especially for Army. Try to get intel type job, Army-equivalent for fire fighter, or something else.
 

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Navy and air force take too long. I gotta get the fukk out bruh. Pretty mad I ain't get in coast guard, they did actual police work :to:



I knew it, them nikkas lied. Taking about one shift a week. Knew it was bullshyt :birdman:

Definitely gonna try to get my degree and get officer.



Idk what gets me into police work in civilian faster. I'm guessing intelligence analyst?


You'd be better off doing military intelligence...listen to me man I'm trying to set you up for success if your serious about joining the Army.

Lol you'll get.1.shift.a.week....5 days straight for 12 hours that's 1 shift.
 

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No... Just go Airforce







You're welcome


Edit: MP is basically a gate guard.... Or traffic cop, or prison guard. 78 isn't a low asvab, especially for Army. Try to get intel type job, Army-equivalent for fire fighter, or something else.

Fire fighter, now were talking dope jobs bruh.
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You'd be better off doing military intelligence...listen to me man I'm trying to set you up for success if your serious about joining the Army.

Lol you'll get.1.shift.a.week....5 days straight for 12 hours that's 1 shift.

Word bruh, im off that MP now. I knew it was some bullshyt, but I thought Id be doing some damn police work :snoop:
 

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Fire fighter, now were talking dope jobs bruh.
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Word bruh, im off that MP now. I knew it was some bullshyt, but I thought Id be doing some damn police work :snoop:
Fire fighter is one of my last resort jobs once I get out, but it's a good ass job. It's can be tough ofcourse, so no one is going to think you're p*ssy, but it's respectable and you not gonna end up getting shot at/blown up or having to kill a nikka/village/ or whatever to get props.

I'm Navy, so fire fighting is different for us.. Mostly dealing with fires aboard ships. Most fire fighters on our base are civilian but you can tell they're former military. Most of them just work out all day unless shyts going on. I dont know how Army does it.
 

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Fire fighter, now were talking dope jobs bruh.
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Word bruh, im off that MP now. I knew it was some bullshyt, but I thought Id be doing some damn police work :snoop:


You probably ask why I suggest Intel if.You want to be police....but check this...every major police station has an Intel section as.well as.the.agencies.

And I also work in Intel I wouldn't guide you to do some shyt I wouldn't
 

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You probably ask why I suggest Intel if.You want to be police....but check this...every major police station has an Intel section as.well as.the.agencies.

And I also work in Intel I wouldn't guide you to do some shyt I wouldn't

I told them i smoked weed before, idk if i can get in so :snoop:

I fukked this whole shyt up man :snoop:
 

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be a 31E breh...you'll get to travel:obama:

mostly Leavenworth, Cuba and nowhere else.....couldn't imagine being in a MOS where they only have like 4-5 spots I could PCS too
 

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Fire fighter is one of my last resort jobs once I get out, but it's a good ass job. It's can be tough ofcourse, so no one is going to think you're p*ssy, but it's respectable and you not gonna end up getting shot at/blown up or having to kill a nikka/village/ or whatever to get props.

I'm Navy, so fire fighting is different for us. Most fire fighters on our base are civilian but you can tell they're former military. Most of them just work out all day unless shyts going on. I dont know how Army does it.

I haven't seen active duty fire fighters in so long...the air force actually uses there.for.the.flight lines...but the Army seems like it's too busy setting fires to put.them out...I only.see.civilians..

The Army has many Mos that never have any openings or you have to be Senior to get....everyone who can.is.jumping.on.the.cyber warfare and contracting right now
 

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Fire fighter, now were talking dope jobs bruh.
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Word bruh, im off that MP now. I knew it was some bullshyt, but I thought Id be doing some damn police work :snoop:
fire fighter is only in the Reserves for Army.... like @NatiboyB said, go Cyber...they are getting ready to move from Meade to Gordon and still need about 2k enlisted/officer bodies along w/ civilians....mucho opportunity in that MOS...you get lucky, they'll teach you how to be a hacker
 

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I told them i smoked weed before, idk if i can get in so :snoop:

I fukked this whole shyt up man :snoop:

I came in at a different time but I had a record and was to front with them...this is also my 3rd job...I was a grunt when I first came in the Army from the af...I made.SSG in like 3 years and changed jobs.quick.
 
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