BRAZILIAN Jiujitsu Makes Man DooDoo Himself
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5StarElite
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thats when u jus gotta fake like youre paralyzed and let the stretcher carry your trifling ass outta there
YaThreadFloppedB!
The Patron Saint of Threads
shytty situation
Dirty_Jerz
Ethiop
The look on them other twos faces 
back up slow like this fat ass den chitted super casual
back up slow like this fat ass den chitted super casual
Theabbot
#DemBootymeats
Dude got choked out and ended up with mud butt
DIMES
Retired troll
Is it really a suprise?
Out of anybody in the building He just look like the one nikka who would shyt on himself
Out of anybody in the building He just look like the one nikka who would shyt on himself
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
KingFreeman
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Westcoastnative
All Star
Why did they have to zoom in on the shyt?
Dontay Flaco
fka King Napz
Drink too much protein powder brehs.
I remember when I was goin hard personal training and stuff, Id take vitamins and protein, and as I was getting used to it becoming a habit...id get my stuff done, take my supplements put my stuff away then shower or do something else then I would be like :
Did I take my stuff already?
i remember one time. I saw an empty shaker bottle on the counter and was like "Oh shyt I need to take my stuff" mixed up a protein shake, chugged it down. then I opened the dishwasher and saw the one I had just drank 15-20 mins earlier.....
......im not going to into further detail....didnt shyt my pants though.
I remember when I was goin hard personal training and stuff, Id take vitamins and protein, and as I was getting used to it becoming a habit...id get my stuff done, take my supplements put my stuff away then shower or do something else then I would be like :
Did I take my stuff already?i remember one time. I saw an empty shaker bottle on the counter and was like "Oh shyt I need to take my stuff" mixed up a protein shake, chugged it down. then I opened the dishwasher and saw the one I had just drank 15-20 mins earlier.....
......im not going to into further detail....didnt shyt my pants though.Yaboysix
That nikka
These jokes got me dying at work.didn't know I liked shyt puns that much! Ima put it right up there with eye jokes for one eyed rappers.
Eye don't get very many of those though ..
Eye don't get very many of those though ..
Youhadasparkwhenustarted
Superstar
If I know I gotta shyt that bad, I'm throwing in the towel so I can shyt in the bathroom, I don't give a fukk if I lose the match because that's the lesser of the two L's. Dude still probably had a chance to throw the towel before his shyt started leaking out his shorts, but decided to roll around in it and wrestle for another few seconds instead nasty ass
nasty ass
Thizz Khalifa.
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