BREAKING NEWS: Infamous Turtle to Retire from Senate Leadership in November

[the elastic]

McConnell will step down as the Senate Republican leader in November after a record run in the job

Mitch McConnell says he'll step down as Senate Republican leader in November.

apnews.com

Mitch McConnell, the longest-serving Senate leader in history who maintained his power in the face of dramatic convulsions in the Republican Party for almost two decades, will step down from that position in November.

McConnell, who turned 82 last week, was set to announce his decision Wednesday in the well of the Senate, a place where he looked in awe from its back benches in 1985 when he arrived and where he grew increasingly comfortable in the front row seat afforded the party leaders.

“One of life’s most underappreciated talents is to know when it’s time to move on to life’s next chapter,” he said in prepared remarks obtained by The Associated Press. “So I stand before you today ... to say that this will be my last term as Republican leader of the Senate.”

 

[Neo TheInsurrectionistONE]

Not retiring. Just stepping down from the leadership position.

 

[avon barksdale]

He said he knew when it was time to move on...they forced you out you old saltine

 

[the elastic]

Not retiring. Just stepping down from the leadership position.

Good looks.

 

[Paper Boi]

the day the cocaine stopped flowing

 

[ExodusNirvana]

McConnell ain't stepping down because his constituents will keep voting for him.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Bǐtch McConnell finally stepping down now that he has decayed to a final point of no return.

Biden, you’re up next.

Then get these two bozos a Netflix deal and have them do an All The Smoke type of podcast.

 

[Wepa Man]

 

[aXiom]

i mean this is a being that survived the asteroid that wiped out the rest of its species.. im surprised this is happening during my lifetime.

 

[Koapa]

When it's all said and done, dude will go down in history as the devil's accomplice. Fukk this bytch. Trump bytched every single one of the fukks.

 

[Kasper KArr]

Not retiring. Just stepping down from the leadership position.

Shut the fukk up tranny lover. We don’t need your clarification

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Goodbye pink bytch

 

[Remote]

Yeah I just had 45 grams of protein with my lunch.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Only took two live broadcast mini strokes

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

With the way they announced it on CNN, I thought he died.