BREAKING NEWS: Infamous Turtle to Retire from Senate Leadership in November

[HipHopStan]

Keel over already, Mitch.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

 

[Spence]

I wish he would just totally walk away. This is him still being a thorn in the side but from a distance the cameras can’t see. He will still be calling shots until his old ass croaks.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

November? Jesus

 

[Fillerguy]

Yeah I just had 45 grams of protein with my lunch.

I hope it wasn't in powered form. Humans have a hard time processing that much protein in one sitting.

 

[Remote]

I hope it wasn't in powered form. Humans have a hard time processing that much protein in one sitting.

Chicken sandwich. Water. A couple of mandarins.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I got the notification and was ready to celebrate till i read the full headline

They literally did the breaking news, and had no headline, just Dana talking slowly, with his pictures on the screen next to her, and finally when she said he was stepping down, they put it on the screen.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

They literally did the breaking news, and had no headline, just Dana talking slowly, with his pictures on the screen next to her, and finally when she said he was stepping down, they put it on the screen.

Nah, I wasn't talking about cnn though

I got a news app that send me notifications all day

It caught my attention cause I was just talking about him

 

[I Really Mean It]

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Nah, I wasn't talking about cnn though

I got a news app that send me notifications all day

It caught my attention cause I was just talking about him

I know, I was just telling how I found out.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

I know, I was just telling how I found out.

Oh, I got you now

 

[Wild self]

He said he knew when it was time to move on...they forced you out you old saltine

Ted Cruz made that call.

I knew he hated being the MINORITY LEADER for The Senate and had to take a back seat to Chuck Schumer.

 

[UWasntThere]

He does look like a turtle. I've always called him chicken little

 

[RickyDiBiase]

He’s objectively worse than Trump

 

[AAKing23]

Sadly too late, irreversible damage has been done largely due to this walking corpse