Breaking News: The next pope has been selected by Cardinals (Update: First ever American Pope selected)

[HipHopStan]

Oh, they mad.

I'm not Catholic. but anyone who makes MAGA weary and nervous is A-OK in my book. The more, the merrier. Welcome aboard, Leo.

 

[IIVI]

Shambles.

 

[Jayou Ayen]

I don’t really like the tradition of changing your name. But since he did it, I wish he would’ve gone with Pope Dennehy.




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[gldnone913]

Always bet on Black

Seen some chatter that he got some Creole heritage

 

[Ozymandeas]

Apparently, this new pope covered up sexual abuse against girls during his time in Peru.

He denies it but given the Catholic Church's track record, I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt

I don’t understand why they keep having issues with this. Are pedophiles attracted to these positions or is it because they can’t marry? The second one doesn’t even make sense imo. If Pastors and Rabbis can marry, why can’t Priests.

 

[TheFryingDutchman]

Pope probably a White Sox fan.

He is

We byke!

Also to Dolton getting some positive press after all the bullshyt they had to deal with from their "super mayor"

 

[beenz]

I just read the new Pope is anti maga, anti trump, anti JD Vance, pro BLM and pro gun control

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

He’s Creole?!

awwww shyt

 

[Bushmaster69]

I just read the new Pope is anti maga, anti trump, anti JD Vance, pro BLM and pro gun control

That's an L for MAGAts

 

[IIVI]

 

[Ray D’Angelo Harris]

Tu maldita madre

Wait, you’re a “me no black papi”, ?

 

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[jwinfield]