Breaking News: The next pope has been selected by Cardinals (Update: First ever American Pope selected)

[Born2BKing]

Awaiting the first appearance.

https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/new-pope-conclave-day-two-05-08-25

Papal conclave live updates: White smoke signals new pope elected

Catholic cardinals are gathering at the Vatican to elect the successor to Pope Francis, who died on April 21.

abcnews.go.com

 

[Elim Garak]

 

[RamsayBolton]

literally just in to see if hes Black or not

if hes white maybe ill look up if hes more liberal or more conservative

 

[jdubnyce]

I bet it's the Filipino guy

 

[King Static X]

Not a Catholic, so


But I hope it's a non-White pope and that they're not a conservative

 

[Samori Toure]

Word on the street is that it's Trump.

 

[Born2BKing]

literally just in to see if hes Black or not

if hes white maybe ill look up if hes more liberal or more conservative

They said it could be a Dominican, so it'd be "I no black papi"

 

[Pazzy]

So they found another hospice patient huh?

 

[Rekkapryde]

They said it could be a Dominican, so it'd be "I no black papi"

Jheri Curl like Pedro?

 

[Born2BKing]

Jheri Curl like Pedro?

Gonna look like Sammy Sosa

 

[Theolodius_Black]

 

[Turtle]

Its me

 

[Rekkapryde]

woman pope?

 

[Oatmeal]

Is FanDuel taking bets on the pope selection?

 

[Born2BKing]

This marching band they got out there is super swagless.