Breaking: Russia may nuke Ukraine tonight (unverifiable sources)

[Family Lives Matter]

Unverifiable sources

 

[Cat piss martini]

Putin's hoe ass dont wanna
flirt with disaster.

 

[SNYC]

 

[Carl Tethers]

I feel like Putin is the kind of dude where if you called him p*ssy to his face and say he's to shook to launch a nuke, he'd launch one just to so you how not p*ssy he is.

He's p*ssy and too shook to launch a nuke. Somebody get me on the phone to him

 

[Afrodroid]

Tbh these eastern european countries are nothing but wastelands full of nazis and racists pos



If shyt hits the fan fr they will be doing humanity a huge favor by exterminating each other

 

[O.T.I.S.]

So… nothing happened





What time we running the neg-train

 

[Splash]

Wasnt this mf meant to be dying?

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

If they're gonna do it, let us finish this Lakers-Warriors series first brehskis

 

[Breh13]

Social media is crazy. Random nikkas making random claims being boosted globally.

 

[concise]

Social media is crazy. Random nikkas making random claims being boosted globally.

That dude is probably tweeting from grandpa's basement or the psych ward with all the time in the world available to make things up.