blaccbeard
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Your woman don't really love you until she farts around you.
Breaking the fart barrier with your girl
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I remember once I was hanging with a guy I was dating at the time and his friend. The friend was talking about how women shouldn't fart. He said 'Pearl if you ever fart around me Imma be so mad.' To which I replied "Boy I fart around ya'll all the time. You just don't notice." :Monquielaugh:
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I stay fly like a guillemot
I remember this chick I use to fukk with tried to Dutch oven me. She farted under the covers and tried to pull the covers over my head 
didn't find that shyt too funny
didn't find that shyt too funny
GETTIN TOO COMFORTABLE IS NEVER THE ANSWER
Yo I know this chick whose BF gets off on smelling her farts. She said the first time she noticed it she was half asleep and accidentally farted. She said she was so embarrassed and pretended to be sleep. Thinking she was sleep breh Dutched ovened himself, stuck his head under the covers, sniffed away and started beating his meat.
Yo I know this chick whose BF gets off on smelling her farts. She said the first time she noticed it she was half asleep and accidentally farted. She said she was so embarrassed and pretended to be sleep. Thinking she was sleep breh Dutched ovened himself, stuck his head under the covers, sniffed away and started beating his meat.
We men are natural perverts (
Spend your life letting foul gases permeate inside you, brehettesI don't fart
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¡Ay caramba!
Yo I know this chick whose BF gets off on smelling her farts. She said the first time she noticed it she was half asleep and accidentally farted. She said she was so embarrassed and pretended to be sleep. Thinking she was sleep breh Dutched ovened himself, stuck his head under the covers, sniffed away and started beating his meat.
That’s weird.
It is. I can't lie, if I was dating a dude like that I'd at least have some fun with it before I'd give him the boot. I'd eat 2 cans of baked beans and get to it.
OfTheCross
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right. smh at nikkas waiting years to be comfortable
I wouldn’t even stick around for that. Once I realized he was beating his meat to my stinky fart getting all up under those covers to smell it too? The next day it’s a wrap.It is. I can't lie, if I was dating a dude like that I'd at least have some fun with it before I'd give him the boot. I'd eat 2 cans of baked beans and get to it.
