Breaking the fart barrier with your girl

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I wouldn’t even stick around for that. Once I realized he was beating his meat to my stinky fart getting all up under those covers to smell it too? The next day it’s a wrap.

I'd do it just to tell the story.

He looks like a straight nerd. Thick glasses, hunched over demeanor. The jokes just write themselves.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

You and @Rarely-Wrong Liggins have something in common.

I also have something in common with that breh you mentioned. I used to sleep on my ex's ass because she had a habit of farting in her sleep.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Yo I know this chick whose BF gets off on smelling her farts. She said the first time she noticed it she was half asleep and accidentally farted. She said she was so embarrassed and pretended to be sleep. Thinking she was sleep breh Dutched ovened himself, stuck his head under the covers, sniffed away and started beating his meat.

:mjzooted:

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I also have something in common with that breh you mentioned. I used to sleep on my ex's ass because she had a habit of farting in her sleep.

omg you like farts too? what happened to you breh?

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

women fart?

 

[Sccit]

Yo I know this chick whose BF gets off on smelling her farts. She said the first time she noticed it she was half asleep and accidentally farted. She said she was so embarrassed and pretended to be sleep. Thinking she was sleep breh Dutched ovened himself, stuck his head under the covers, sniffed away and started beating his meat.

THATS SOME NASTY ASS SHIIT THO

IM DOWN TO WATCH GIRLS PISS THO

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

THATS SOME NASTY ASS SHIIT THO

IM DOWN TO WATCH GIRLS PISS THO

Ya'll nasty

 

[Centaur]

women fart?

I used to think they just shyt flowers when I was lil. Had no idea it was air freshener til I was damn near a grown man

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

omg you like farts too? what happened to you breh?

Fetishes are like drugs, you start one then you end up watching a thick bytch shyt on herself and feel no shame at all.

 

[3rdWorld]

A couple that farts together stays together

 

[Ashley Banks]

Spend your life letting foul gases permeate inside you, brehettes

Don’t recognize the “women don’t fart” joke, brehs

 

[⠀X ⠀]

As long as you've smashed already, let em rip. She ain't finna leave you cuz you farted

 

[Taadow]

A couple that farts together stays together

I dapped this.

We're all just ordinary people.

 

[///Vega+++]

shyt happens...

 

[JackRoss]

You let out a minor while she was sleep a few years ago. Hope her intestines are ok