Breh I need help with hoes

[MMS]

Stop with this vague abstract shyt.

Give him practical, actionable, measurable, concrete advice.

If your spirit is vague and abstract, I can see why you’d have that take

I’m not trying to turn him or you into a pillar of salt

 

[Child_Of_God]

That's true but the OP implied that despite trying numerous times, they struggle to land a woman.
At that point, you have to either evaluate yourself and see where you're going wrong or change your dating approach unless you just have serious bad luck or even let the chasing take a backseat for a bit.

While the world isn't like how it's depicted in the movies, it does work in mysterious ways.

Honestly I don’t even think OP is being serious.

 

[mrfortune]

Yo breh I dont know about all that I mean I aint trying to lower my standards or nothing like that I deserve the best and I aint settling for less And I aint trying to work up to no one Im already at the topIm a good looking successful guy and I aint gotta prove nothing to nobody But hey to each their own right If you want to be with some wench that aint good enough for you go for it I aint trying to tell you what to do Im just trying to live my best life and be with someone who treats me right Thats all Im saying

looking a certain way dont equal attraction. i didnt say date ugly but maybe what you like doesnt like you. but hey do you. i dont have any issues with dating or attracting women

 

[x-factor7]

The OP is obvious satire, then he just went into pure trolling

 

[africngiant]

i feel the same way nikkas copy me and i groom well but the same ones try to lil bro me and then act like you never put them on like @Manolo said. they don’t want to seem like dikkriders so they’ll hate otl and won’t give any props but take notes subconsciously and copy you overtime then act like they did it first. iykyk. im introverted so i think people pull this cause i blend into the background and “i get no bytches” so i don’t deserve my sauce

i feel like i tried being the mysterious goodie two shoe nikka my whole life and now as a result i don’t put myself out there well or i socially “reek” like y’all said. it seems like people tag me around as a mannequin to steal ideas from but don't show me proper respect as a friend and box me out the group dynamic and take advantage of my demeanor. like im constantly being one upped and shyt. that’s why i don’t like to give out my recipes too quick to people anymore. you get your style jocked before you’ve even fully found it.


this particular nikka at my old college i linked back up with this summer after almost 3 years and he looked exactly how i did pre-pandemic and all. he copied me gradually before by cutting all his hair off after we first met and other slight things but i just brushed it off cause it wasn’t that big a deal.

i just congratulated him on the gram for his graduation 56 hours ago and im still waiting for a response lol.

i never go out much but the two consecutive times i did with him, one girl had approached me right in front of him while i never said anything at all. our second night out, he was trying to mack two chicks who ended up giving me their number instead and i didn’t say anything to them either. the texts eventually fell out though due to my anxiety.

im getting exhausted dealing with guys and girls. a lot of weird behavior from both sides and me not putting myself out there with my unique look has made me a victim of others with bad hidden intentions and wasted time

 

[Stir Fry]

if you are struggling with women it's your mother father family at fault*

Breh said his pepaw wasn’t shyt and that he’s just carrying the tradition

i feel like i tried being the mysterious goodie two shoe nikka my whole life and now as a result i can’t put myself out there like that or i “reek” like y’all said. it seems like people tag me around as a mannequin to steal ideas from but don't show me proper respect as a friend and box me out the group dynamic and take advantage of my demeanor. like im constantly being one upped and shyt. that’s why i don’t like to give out my recipes quick to people anymore. you get your style jocked before you’ve even fully found it.

Mysterious is fine. You can still be a good person too, but keep it closer to you and only select people that are worth it. The aura you want to project is mysterious, but also as an observational man with principals that will show up only for those that are worthy. Everyone else can kick rocks, most people, women included aren't worth a damn these days. Screw 'em. Build with the solid few that you come across and KIM. If you come across some fun chicks use 'em for what they're good for and sow your oates while you're young. If you find the right one, build her up and the blessings will come.

 

[IllNameMyselfLater]

Breh I am so sick and tired of not being able to get these hoes no matter what I do it seems like I just can't catch a break I am a good looking successful guy but it don't seem to matter Breh I had thought I was close to getting a hoe recently too I went to the blue flame and I thought I was gonna get some buns you know what I'm saying but nah it didn't happen I tried everything but it was like the universe was against me

I had a little convo with a shorty at the club the other day you know how it goes I was trying to holla but she was just giving me the cold shoulder she was all like I'm sorry but I'm not interested and I was like what do you mean you're not interested I'm a good looking successful guyBut she was all like I'm sorry Breh I don't know what to do anymore it's like no matter how hard I try I just can't catch a break it's so frustrating and it's starting to really get to me

Breh why is it so hard to find someone who will give me a chance I just don't understand it I am a good guy and I deserve to be happy just like everyone else

Breh I am so angry and frustrated right now I just want to find someone who will love me for who I am and not just judge me based on some ridiculous standards is that too much to ask for so sick of this breh

Ain't the blue flame a strip club?? How do you not get a stripper(hooker) to fukk you

 

[africngiant]

Breh said his pepaw wasn’t shyt and that he’s just carrying the tradition




Mysterious is fine. You can still be a good person too, but keep it closer to you and only select people that are worth it. The aura you want to project is mysterious, but also as an observational man with principals that will show up only for those that are worthy. Everyone else can kick rocks, most people, women included aren't worth a damn these days. Screw 'em. Build with the solid few that you come across and KIM. If you come across some fun chicks use 'em for what they're good for and sow your oates while you're young. If you find the right one, build her up and the blessings will come.

im too nice that’s the other thing too. like it doesn’t fit the stereotype i portray. i hope i don’t look to crazy typing all that out but that dude just has me thinking. maybe they think im the goofy nikka to walk over. the dude bossed up recently too now he’s forgetting who he stole from


dealing with humans is getting on my nerves breh

 

[Stir Fry]

im too nice that’s the other thing too. like it doesn’t fit the stereotype i portray. i hope i don’t look to crazy typing all that out but that dude just has me thinking

This world will eat you alive being nice to too many selfish people. Be more selective with it and stand your square when you see yourself being taken advantage of. Don’t let this shyt jade you breh, life is still a blessing regardless of how it can treat you at times. Don’t let the quacks tarnish your gangsta.

 

[Mike809]

Do you have your passport?

 

[africngiant]

This world will eat you alive being nice to too many selfish people. Be more selective with it and stand your square when you see yourself being taken advantage of. Don’t let this shyt jade you breh, life is still a blessing regardless of how it can treat you at times. Don’t let the quacks tarnish your gangsta.

word bro thanks for always giving strong advice i would’ve repped if i could

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

If your spirit is vague and abstract, I can see why you’d have that take

I’m not trying to turn him or you into a pillar of salt

 

[Stir Fry]

i feel the same way nikkas copy me and i groom well but the same ones try to lil bro me and then act like you never put them on like @Manolo said. they don’t want to seem like dikkriders so they’ll hate otl and won’t give any props but take notes subconsciously and copy you overtime then act like they did it first. iykyk. im introverted so i think people pull this cause i blend into the background and “i get no bytches” so i don’t deserve my sauce

i feel like i tried being the mysterious goodie two shoe nikka my whole life and now as a result i don’t put myself out there well or i socially “reek” like y’all said. it seems like people tag me around as a mannequin to steal ideas from but don't show me proper respect as a friend and box me out the group dynamic and take advantage of my demeanor. like im constantly being one upped and shyt. that’s why i don’t like to give out my recipes too quick to people anymore. you get your style jocked before you’ve even fully found it.


this particular nikka at my old college i linked back up with this the summer after almost 3 years and he looked exactly how i did pre-pandemic and all. he copied me gradually before by cutting all his hair off after we first met and other slight things but i just brushed it off cause that wasn’t that big a deal.

i just congratulated him on the gram for his graduation 56 hours ago and im still waiting for a response lol.

i never go out much but the two consecutive times i did with this him, a few girls had approached me right in front of him while i never said anything at all. the second night out, he was trying to mack two chicks who ended up giving me their number instead and i hadn’t even said anything to them either. the texts eventually fell out though due to my anxiety.

im getting exhausted dealing with guys and girls. a lot of weird behavior from both sides and me not putting myself out there with my unique look has made me a victim of others with bad hidden intentions and wasting time

Just read this post in its entirety. It sounds like you got the sauce, your just pouring into the wrong dishes right now. Going by what you wrote I think you’ll find your footing. Just keep putting yourself out there and you’ll eventually start standing out as your own entity that cant be replicated. Hoes and women alike will be attracted to it. Dont let your college buddy get you down, a little competition is good to keep you on your game. Use him for whatever he’s worth at this time. He might end up solid or he might not but it sounds like you’re at least keeping yourself out there with him and getting some play. Cut him quick if he is a snake though. Letting go of the anxiety is easier said than done but the only way to get past it is to keep it pushing until you get older and grow out of it. This wont happen if you choose to isolate yourself though.

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

Ignore them focus on you.

 

[MMS]

It’s concrete advice

A man with God at the seat of his emotions will draw out a different aura than someone who has something else there. The benefits are too many to count, it’s practical and anyone can get started today (actionable)

But compare that with putting woman there

You’ll end up singing this