Brehettes...How Many Inches Do You Need???...:jbhmm:

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LMAO. Tempted to post mine

I told this story on here before, but when I was living in Tuscaloosa, before a party we hung out over my cousins homegirl house. So she leaves to go get some wee, and I don't know why we were so nosy, i guess we was just young and snooping thru her shyt. My cousins in her room. And hollers out WTF. Tre come here cuz look at this shyt. I go in there. And Gotdamn if it ain't a dildo that looks like a motherfukking police club. that bytch had to be a solid 9 and just a wee bit smaller than a coke can. he was laughing but i could tell he was kinda hurt. all I could say was damn.
 
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Women don't know anything about dikk size.

They are always talking about what size they want, or what size the last guy was but how do they even know?
Are they measuring dikks with rulers? Taking dudes words for it? Seen so much dikk they can accurately eyeball it?

Don't believe the hype. Women love dikk and will take all sizes of it.

Which should be the general consensus. Unless your terrible in bed getting dikk has to be better than not getting dikk. Same for p*ssy, I'd rather have wack p*ssy and somebody to kick it with than beating my dikk watching porn.
 

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Is your inbox flooded with penis pics right now. I just wanna know. cause that would be hilarious. I could see that shyt happening lol

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Yes, my current bf is bigger than my ex.Actaully my ex is the 2nd biggest man I had, the rest where 5 and below.With my current at 1stt he could not even get the head in without me wincing in pain .And sex wasnt better with my exes.i said it was more comfortable, and easy, never better.
My girl told me her ex was longer but I fill her up more :dame:
 
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