BelowTheMasonDixon
Veteran
LMAO. Tempted to post mine
I told this story on here before, but when I was living in Tuscaloosa, before a party we hung out over my cousins homegirl house. So she leaves to go get some wee, and I don't know why we were so nosy, i guess we was just young and snooping thru her shyt. My cousins in her room. And hollers out WTF. Tre come here cuz look at this shyt. I go in there. And Gotdamn if it ain't a dildo that looks like a motherfukking police club. that bytch had to be a solid 9 and just a wee bit smaller than a coke can. he was laughing but i could tell he was kinda hurt. all I could say was damn.






I knew where this was headed.
