Brehettes how would u react if your child's father

[Yo Mama]

He deserves it for sticking with you even if the child ain't his

Sticking with me even if the child aint his?

If i can lie to him for months on end that he is the pappy and i was probably going to keep lying for the rest of our lives together he would be a fool to stay with me.

Unless he is broke or a super simp and needs me.

 

[Cynic]

But not signing the birth certificate isn't moving like women because we've shown our "I don't believe you" cards. Maybe some aspects of life can see us play the game like women but I don't think doubt/confirmation of your bloodline is one of them. Either you address the doubt head-on, or you play with fire and find out later.

I meant delay the test...

DNA test takes a week... you can suddenly have your boss demand more time at work or
suddenly have your employees upset a client so you are working all hands on deck ...

Or turn it into a spectacle like a little initiation party into fatherhood...so you need to wait to invite all your friends etc

If she objects ...blow up on her and gaslight her into oblivion. (Use work as an excuse)

 

[Paradise50]

if they wasn't exclusive then I don't see why a broad would trip




what chick gonna admit they were fukking multiple nikkas in the same time frame?

The guy should be proactive and find out before he caught up in some fukkery

 

[Cynic]

Another way to sabotage your relationship and if it's really your seed, you just b*stardized it.

This can all be avoided if you finesse a paternity test prior to birth.

Just research a medical condition and say you wanna make sure the baby is healthy blah

Get her blood and your blood tested...if it's yours then you are gucci.
Don't forget to get a real test for sickle cell / cystic fibrosis as a backup
incase she asks for results.

If it isn't your seed then start taking measures to drop that trollop
(Lawyer up and ask for a DNA test even if you know the results already)

Let her break up with you for lack of trust and you get off scott free

 

[86\*/98]

I made a promise to myself that no matter how goofy in love I might be I’m getting the test done for all children that are supposed to be mine.

My lady knows how I feel and she understands. I feel like any woman who doesn’t get that is sus.

 

[Shadow King]

I meant delay the test...

DNA test takes a week... you can suddenly have your boss demand more time at work or
suddenly have your employees upset a client so you are working all hands on deck ...

Or turn it into a spectacle like a little initiation party into fatherhood...so you need to wait to invite all your friends etc

If she objects ...blow up on her and gaslight her into oblivion. (Use work as an excuse)

I'm not seeing how any of this hides a man not signing the certificate and delays its consequences
If you feel the need to confirm your lineage, let it be known.

 

[Cynic]

I'm not seeing how any of this hides a man not signing the certificate and delays its consequences
If you feel the need to confirm your lineage, let it be known.

buys you time to confirm ... but really you should follow the steps below before the baby is born

Just research a medical condition and say you wanna make sure the baby is healthy blah

Get her blood and your blood tested...if it's yours then you are gucci.
Don't forget to get a real test for sickle cell / cystic fibrosis as a backup
incase she asks for results.

If it isn't your seed then start taking measures to drop that trollop
(Lawyer up and ask for a DNA test even if you know the results already)

Let her break up with you for lack of trust and you get off scott free

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This why nikkas don't do it

He got every right to and the women still get in they feelings about it

 

[Shadow King]

buys you time to confirm ... but really you should follow the steps below before the baby is born

My issue is not confirming the DNA...it takes a week whether you're upfront or not. The fact that you don't wanna sign the certificate wouldn't be numbed by waiting to confirm. Maybe this is me thinking the certificate is issued sooner than later but if you're present for the birth I don't imagine you ducking the signing.

As far as pre-birth testing, you're guising under testing for sickle cell or whatever else, but what are you really doing to get the doctor on that accord? Are you going through the motion then pulling them to side for the secret agenda? Is the ulterior motive expressed to the doctor beforehand (which I cannot imagine them keeping secret)? Being that the woman is carrying the child I don't see them being detached enough from the results to really execute this agenda secretly. It's not a "let the man be a man and handle it" situation.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Of course and I have passwords and lifelong access to every bit of technology he owns. Fair trade

 

[Cynic]

My issue is not confirming the DNA...it takes a week whether you're upfront or not. The fact that you don't wanna sign the certificate wouldn't be numbed by waiting to confirm. Maybe this is me thinking the certificate is issued sooner than later but if you're present for the birth I don't imagine you ducking the signing.

As far as pre-birth testing, you're guising under testing for sickle cell or whatever else, but what are you really doing to get the doctor on that accord? Are you going through the motion then pulling them to side for the secret agenda? Is the ulterior motive expressed to the doctor beforehand (which I cannot imagine them keeping secret)? Being that the woman is carrying the child I don't see them being detached enough from the results to really execute this agenda secretly. It's not a "let the man be a man and handle it" situation.

Duck the birth then if that's the case...blame your ruthless boss/clients

I have a lot friends and family in the health sector but if you are pragmatic then
you'll have all those contingencies planned out beforehand (including relationships
with medical professionals ) some DNA centers have at home sample collection
so just ask for maximum discretion and get those results via email.

If it's important enough, you'll figure it out and get it done.

 

[chowism]

I mean, if he thinks I'm a hoe and doesn't trust me, why is he in a relationship with me?

Sounds like a damaged man projecting his hurt and insecurities on me. I'd tell him to get the test, suggest we open the results together and then dump him bc with that level of paranoia and irrational thoughts and actions, he surely has more false ideas about me. Life comes with enough bullshyt to have deal with that much at home.

 

[Claudex]

This can all be avoided if you finesse a paternity test prior to birth.

Just research a medical condition and say you wanna make sure the baby is healthy blah

Get her blood and your blood tested...if it's yours then you are gucci.
Don't forget to get a real test for sickle cell / cystic fibrosis as a backup
incase she asks for results.

If it isn't your seed then start taking measures to drop that trollop
(Lawyer up and ask for a DNA test even if you know the results already)

Let her break up with you for lack of trust and you get off scott free

Damn breh! You really got this down pat!

 

[Claudex]

I made a promise to myself that no matter how goofy in love I might be I’m getting the test done for all children that are supposed to be mine.

My lady knows how I feel and she understands. I feel like any woman who doesn’t get that is sus.

This was what I was gonna suggest. Just find a lady that gets it and doesn't trip about it when you tell her during your early relationship years.
Plenty of times in a relationship to have a serious conversation about kids and what you expect regarding the matter. Much better than y'all scaring the fukk outta each other (you by demanding her for the test and her by freaking the hell out about it) when the baby is already here.

 

[Theyeboah]

This can all be avoided if you finesse a paternity test prior to birth.

Just research a medical condition and say you wanna make sure the baby is healthy blah

Get her blood and your blood tested...if it's yours then you are gucci.
Don't forget to get a real test for sickle cell / cystic fibrosis as a backup
incase she asks for results.

If it isn't your seed then start taking measures to drop that trollop
(Lawyer up and ask for a DNA test even if you know the results already)

Let her break up with you for lack of trust and you get off scott free

. Bro your finesse game is crazy