Brehettes reveal the truth about the lies they told men when they claimed they “fell asleep”

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My freshman year of college I got hit with that “fell asleep” line. It only hurt because I got fresh to take this bytch to see Taken 1, and my family saw how fresh I was for this date so they was gassing me up. :mjgrin:
Movie starts around 9:30, Im trying to get in touch with this bytch from 7. No text back, no call back, nothing, I was sad as fukk. She hits me back around 1am talmbout “I’m so sorry I fell asleep” and like the typical 19 year old simp I was I said “lol it’s all good” knowing damn well I was hurt :mjcry:

Charged that bytch to the game after that. Her ass was flat anyways, if she had a bubble butt or more, I’d probably still be mad as hell today.
 

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Triflin fukkin bytches:pacspit:

When i was dating this one chick, I went grocery shopping, gettin all the fiddles she liked. I cleaned my apartment, had my bedroom lights low but she never showed up. Kept calling and it went straight to voicemail. Talk about HURT.


She came clean and told me she was with her baby daddy. I hugged her tightly and told her to never do anything like that again. Then I made us the steak dinner I was supposed to make the night before.
 

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bytches writing they deep, dark fantasies and fetishes on the internet tryna pass it off as real.



That or some dweeb ass nikka is fabricating these posts and submitting them just to push an agenda. nikkas know some of these women be lying with that “I was sleep” shyt, but MMF 3somes tho?? :mjlol: Tongues in nikkas asses??:mjlol: I’ll let y’all have at it
 

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Triflin fukkin bytches:pacspit:

When i was dating this one chick, I went grocery shopping, gettin all the fiddles she liked. I cleaned my apartment, had my bedroom lights low but she never showed up. Kept calling and it went straight to voicemail. Talk about HURT.


She came clean and told me she was with her baby daddy. I hugged her tightly and told her to never do anything like that again. Then I made us the steak dinner I was supposed to make the night before.
Damn Buckeye :francis:
 

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Let these whores stories cook so simps can learn

Bro they never will, no matter how many times we keep saying it will

Some dudes out there will never be saved no matter how many people tell them to.
The "simp" was the man she was somewhat attracted to and had to work/commit to a relationship, the "real nikka" was the one who melted the draws off top. There's nothing to learn at the end of the day women are the gatekeepers of sex how easy or adventurous they are with it is on them.

This mass enlightenment of all men becoming the same type of man isn't happening.
 
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