My freshman year of college I got hit with that “fell asleep” line. It only hurt because I got fresh to take this bytch to see Taken 1, and my family saw how fresh I was for this date so they was gassing me up. 
Movie starts around 9:30, Im trying to get in touch with this bytch from 7. No text back, no call back, nothing, I was sad as fukk. She hits me back around 1am talmbout “I’m so sorry I fell asleep” and like the typical 19 year old simp I was I said “lol it’s all good” knowing damn well I was hurt
Charged that bytch to the game after that. Her ass was flat anyways, if she had a bubble butt or more, I’d probably still be mad as hell today.

Movie starts around 9:30, Im trying to get in touch with this bytch from 7. No text back, no call back, nothing, I was sad as fukk. She hits me back around 1am talmbout “I’m so sorry I fell asleep” and like the typical 19 year old simp I was I said “lol it’s all good” knowing damn well I was hurt

Charged that bytch to the game after that. Her ass was flat anyways, if she had a bubble butt or more, I’d probably still be mad as hell today.




