Brehs convince me not to fukk up my life over this young tenderoni

[Crayola Coyote]

Oh you want us to use our imagination with no pics

 

[CoryMack]

Try it you’ll like it

 

[mag357]

Hey, a couple things fam...
Ur girl is getting dikk wherever shes at right now. I just gotta get that out the way 1st... i dnt want that to effect ur decision on this situation tho. Just making sure u understand that some outta town nikka is laying like this in ur fiance...
Now that thats clear... It would be so good if u could post a pic of this office shorty because i know thecoli gonna look at her on some
and thatll take her down a couple notches for you...
Youll go back to work a saved man


Ur girl tho, breh

EDIT: This fukkin thread is from 2yrs ago .... fml

 

[blaccbeard]

Don't shyt where you eat. Tale as old as time. Don't get no simpler than that.

 

[Flywin Lannister]

This lil demon that works with me is basically asking me to sleep with her. But a) I'm engaged and b) I'm worried that with the wrong words this girl can get me fired or worse...and this isn't just a job its my fukking career. I don't fukk with random women like that in the first place but this girl is baddd. She's 22 so its no shyt. But I'm a manager and technically she's a subordinate so that's an automatic no-no. Not to mention I have a great relationship but my lady is working across the country currently so for the past few months I been dry dikk

She keeps touching me on my chest and telling me she's going to be alone on the weekends and shyt, this has been going on for the past month and I'm really trying to fight temptation but damn no pics for you but this girl look like Kyla Pratt and she draggin a wagon

Like, the logical side of me knows there's nothing good that can come out of this but its been tough trying to resist. I've always laughed at dumbasses that let their dikk ruin their life but shyt now I kinda get it. Not to mention this would be my last chance to hit something else before I get married

Man can someone with some sense please talk me out of this and tell me how stupid I am before I fukk up

@Reinscarf maybe? @At30wecashout you seem like you have some sense, help me breh
@yungyogurt I need sage advice

Listen up you bish azz irresponsible lil' nikka:

3 things you need to know

• Karma's a bish: your putting yourself on the road to where your innocent fiancee ends up fukking someone else and it's not even her fault. Yes - she WILL figure it out and she WILL fukk someone else. Why get engaged if you're not committed, using that bytch ass 'my last chance to hit something else'. You're in a relationship, a committed one - you're not a famous rapper or athlete, wake up breh.
• Nikka you stupid af: seriously. Risk a job over a bish, what are you 19?
• Porn is your friend: watch it. Jack off. Lube up. Do whatever you got to do. Do it before work, do it right when you come home. AND BLOCK THIS LIL' YOUNG BISH and tell her 'my fiancee has figured out something is up and my manager too.. if I keep talking to you I'm pretty sure I'll get laid off, and I'll be in serious trouble at home. Don't take this the wrong way, you're super attractive, but this won't work'. Then she will push harder, then she will fukk a colleague of yours and then this is over and you dodged a fukking bullet.

GROW UP.

Edit: just realized this post is 2 years old and I dapped several replies. I LOVE THE COLI.I wonder what's up with OP.. what ended up happening @Clutch Robinson??

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Hey, a couple things fam...
Ur girl is getting dikk wherever shes at right now. I just gotta get that out the way 1st... i dnt want that to effect ur decision on this situation tho. Just making sure u understand that some outta town nikka is laying like this in ur fiance...
Now that thats clear... It would be so good if u could post a pic of this office shorty because i know thecoli gonna look at her on some
and thatll take her down a couple notches for you...
Youll go back to work a saved man


Ur girl tho, breh

EDIT: This fukkin thread is from 2yrs ago .... fml

Same shyt just happened to me breh!!

Good tip on showing the pic tho, all nikkaz on here act like all they smash is 11s

 

[4-Rin]

That time when the Coli actually helped a breh out

What lines did you cross?
Does she still work with you?

 

[mag357]

Same shyt just happened to me breh!!

Good tip on showing the pic tho, all nikkaz on here act like all they smash is 11s

They are fukking 11s... two 1s
I

 

[Mr Rager]

Listen up you bish azz irresponsible lil' nikka:

3 things you need to know

• Karma's a bish: your putting yourself on the road to where your innocent fiancee ends up fukking someone else and it's not even her fault. Yes - she WILL figure it out and she WILL fukk someone else. Why get engaged if you're not committed, using that bytch ass 'my last chance to hit something else'. You're in a relationship, a committed one - you're not a famous rapper or athlete, wake up breh.
• Nikka you stupid af: seriously. Risk a job over a bish, what are you 19?
• Porn is your friend: watch it. Jack off. Lube up. Do whatever you got to do. Do it before work, do it right when you come home. AND BLOCK THIS LIL' YOUNG BISH and tell her 'my fiancee has figured out something is up and my manager too.. if I keep talking to you I'm pretty sure I'll get laid off, and I'll be in serious trouble at home. Don't take this the wrong way, you're super attractive, but this won't work'. Then she will push harder, then she will fukk a colleague of yours and then this is over and you dodged a fukking bullet.

GROW UP.

Edit: just realized this post is 2 years old and I dapped several replies. I LOVE THE COLI.I wonder what's up with OP.. what ended up happening @Clutch Robinson??

Breh...I posted before she started talking to another one of my subordinates so good thing I didn't get involved.

I transferred to another branch...get this...literally 2 months later she was at the same branch but all that shyt died down. We barely talk. Can't imagine the drama that would have transpired if I actually fukked that girl.
Life is good. Sounds weird, but I'm doing perfectly fine without additional p*ssy. Moral of the story is, don't fukk these broads you work with , it's not worth the drama and heartache.

 

[Deus]

Breh...I posted before she started talking to another one of my subordinates so good thing I didn't get involved.

I transferred to another branch...get this...literally 2 months later she was at the same branch but all that shyt died down. We barely talk. Can't imagine the drama that would have transpired if I actually fukked that girl.
Life is good. Sounds weird, but I'm doing perfectly fine without additional p*ssy. Moral of the story is, don't fukk these broads you work with , it's not worth the drama and heartache.

You did the right thing, breh

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Breh...I posted before she started talking to another one of my subordinates so good thing I didn't get involved.

I transferred to another branch...get this...literally 2 months later she was at the same branch but all that shyt died down. We barely talk. Can't imagine the drama that would have transpired if I actually fukked that girl.
Life is good. Sounds weird, but I'm doing perfectly fine without additional p*ssy. Moral of the story is, don't fukk these broads you work with , it's not worth the drama and heartache.

Props breh - damn, what if she actually requested that transfer breh... you dodged mad bullets with that chick

Dude, if you're going to GMB do it for real - no side hoez, it'll backlash breh

Happy to hear all is good breh, you are literally the ONE breh who found help on The Coli or at least came to his senses on time haha nice!

 

[L&HH]

If you really wanna cheat you're better off getting a prostitute nikka. fukk risking your job. This why hoes be winning. You don't even know if the p*ssy any good. shyt could be trash and you risking it all smh.

 

[DropTopDoc]

Go home j/off, im sure you will come to your senses, buy a plane ticket and see your girl

 

[Kane1]

fukk ya life up man....you have to be a lesson for the next generation