Brehs, How do I bag this chick on POF?

[Jahmal]

real talk.. here is the only golden rule for baggin hoes online.. it does not matter what the site is.. from eharmony to pof...if you aint an attractive lookin guy with pics that show your looks off, and pics with other broads.. 95% of these hoes aint given you a second look... that extra 5% will give you a shot if you got a decent convo game and you have 'fun' pictures showing off what it look like when you hang out wit ya boys... these hoes want to be entertained.. all that boring nice/tough guy shyt rarely works.

so if u are an average/ugly dude, which im guessin.. thats where this hoe stopped fuccing with ya bruh... hit the gym and get your face exfoliated

wtf does exfoliated mean?


edit:

i'm that ugly n1gga

 

[Llysol]

the game is fukked up on so many levels brehs

threadstarter, kill yourself

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Just do yourself a favor

 

[DeuceZ]

I'm talking simpin since been simpin since been simpin

 

[No_bammer_weed]

You are probly . But just to play along with the thread. Go simp even harder bruh, send her a few more messages, text her about 5 times, if she doesn't text u back, she just may just be busy. If that doesn't work, call her a few times. If she doesn't answer , maybe her phone isn't gettin service. That's when u call her from a blocked number, she's gotta pick up then. That's when u spill your heart to her, offer to pay her bills, rent, gucci bag for her. That's gonna work bruh! That's how u get the ladies!

 

[Binary]

Lmaaaaaaaaaaao oh my

 

[Genome]

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[Asdfhhklpiyrewss]

Thank God for these simps that keep us

 

[killacal]

Thank God for these simps that keep us

Simps gas up even the ugliest bytches. Theyre that broke nikka who goes to silent auctions knowing he cant afford shyt and just raise the price on everything

 

[King Crimson]

Yeah I know. Thats why I was thinking of waiting until after christmas but now I think I should wait at least a month to see whats good.

Fall back forever, bro. She doesn't like you.

 

[Genome]

Had my phone on airplane mode today, and when i turned airplane mode off. I got a voicemail from a number i dont think I seen before

Might be her but im afraid to listen to it

edit: wasnt her

 

[Jasmine20]

Had my phone on airplane mode today, and when i turned airplane mode off. I got a voicemail from a number i dont think I seen before

Might be her but im afraid to listen to it

edit: wasnt her

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Message her and tell her that you saw her leaving her grandmas house, did she enjoy the dinner?

 

[Born2BKing]

Message her and tell her that you saw her leaving her grandmas house, did she enjoy the dinner?

Yep and follow that with a text saying "I'm going to fukk you. Now we can do this the easy way or.............the hard way. Choice is yours"

Breh she'll be melting in your arms in no time.

 

[Ooh Marty]

Maybe he should ask her what her hobbies are?

Or for her IG? *riri

I know for a fact somebody is gonna make a spin off thread asking me that same question

u nikkas are hilarious

Had my phone on airplane mode today, and when i turned airplane mode off. I got a voicemail from a number i dont think I seen before

Might be her but im afraid to listen to it

edit: wasnt her

I think yo ass is trollin!

Message her and tell her that you saw her leaving her grandmas house, did she enjoy the dinner?

Yep and follow that with a text saying "I'm going to fukk you. Now we can do this the easy way or.............the hard way. Choice is yours"

Breh she'll be melting in your arms in no time.

 

[killacal]

Had my phone on airplane mode today, and when i turned airplane mode off. I got a voicemail from a number i dont think I seen before

Might be her but im afraid to listen to it

edit: wasnt her

fukk these haters

If you think its never been done before then

You seen them tv shows and movies stay persistent and youll be in them draws in a couple seasons