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fine:wtb:

dryer chicken is okay if its a black boned chicken :ufdup:
you went to culinary school though? Kick me some knowledge, I have hit a plateau :feedme:
What you wanna know? Gotta be specific. Ill tell you offhand though, most people issues with cooking

1. Lack of a good palate.
Be at someones house they all "Damn, this is good." Some goddamn Hamburger Helper:beli:Heavy salt and fats.
If you think shyt food tastes good, you will serve shyt food. Broaden your food knowledge, taste new shyt like
kumquats and rutabagas.

2. Lack of spice diversity/heavy salt reliance

:what:Anybody who has Lawry's or any variation of "allspice" or "seasoned salt" is someone I won't
eat food with. They likely serving me poorly conditioned food with a heaping of MSG, salt, and pepper.

Get fresh herbs and learn how they interact. Thyme. Rosemary. Ground mustard seed. Invest in Olive oil, coconut
oil, and grapeseed oil as opposed to butter(you can still use butter:comeon:) and switch up tastes.

I made a homemade tomato soup that tasted dope before seasoning it, and all I started with was a base of
carmelized onions (sauteed at home) in apple cider vinegar, spicy paprika, chives, and olive oil.
Uncultured fukks will be all:scust: but look at their waistlines and their skin. That tells you all
you need to know about their taste in foods.

3. Stop rushing your cooking

My family complains when it takes me 45 minutes to cook meals. They be choosing at the table though:sas2:
Takes me on average 10 minutes to make a single serving of scrambled eggs, and I cook them in a pot, stirring them
shyts the whole time. The best stuff takes time. This is important for meats. Rushing the cooking will risk you over cooking
some shyt, robbing you of savory flavors and taste, or undercooking it, sending your ass to the ER if your immune system
is trash. Learn what temps everything should hit and don't rush it. Have your girl all over you when you hit her with
Mahi Mahi that flakes when you stick your fork in:wow:

Edit: fukked my count up :mjcry:
 
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Because thats the narrative in the OP so ppl went along

Then it made more sense once she said dude NEVER brought lunch but soon as she brought him some, which was enough to take home for dinner (so chances are his wife saw), now all of a sudden he bringing lunch out the blue when he hadnt for the 3 months prior

Its not a far fetched assumption :manny:

Some nikkas just cannot connect the dots.
 

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What you wanna know? Gotta be specific. Ill tell you offhand though, most people issues with cooking

1. Lack of a good palate.
Be at someones house they all "Damn, this is good." Some goddamn Hamburger Helper:beli:Heavy salt and fats.
If you think shyt food tastes good, you will serve shyt food. Broaden your food knowledge, taste new shyt like
kumquats and rutabagas.

2. Lack of spice diversity/heavy salt reliance

:what:Anybody who has Lawry's or any variation of "allspice" or "seasoned salt" is someone I won't
eat food with. They likely serving me poorly conditioned food with a heaping of MSG, salt, and pepper.

Get fresh herbs and learn how they interact. Thyme. Rosemary. Ground mustard seed. Invest in Olive oil, coconut
oil, and grapeseed oil as opposed to butter(you can still use butter:comeon:) and switch up tastes.

I made a homemade tomato soup that tasted dope before seasoning it, and all I started with was a base of
carmelized onions (sauteed at home) in apple cider vinegar, spicy paprika, chives, and olive oil.
Uncultured fukks will be all:scust: but look at their waistlines and their skin. That tells you all
you need to know about their taste in foods.

2. Stop rushing your cooking

My family complains when it takes me 45 minutes to cook meals. They be choosing at the table though:sas2:
Takes me on average 10 minutes to make a single serving of scrambled eggs, and I cook them in a pot, stirring them
shyts the whole time. The best stuff takes time. This is important for meats. Rushing the cooking will risk you over cooking
some shyt, robbing you of savory flavors and taste, or undercooking it, sending your ass to the ER if your immune system
is trash. Learn what temps everything should hit and don't rush it. Have your girl all over you when you hit her with
Mahi Mahi that flakes when you stick your fork in:wow:

Man and I struggle with the George foreman grill :mjcry:
 

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:mjlol:That's why I don't bring the wife around the shop anymore. Made that mistake once. Not a good look to be trying to throw hands with those little knuckleheads. Ain't losing stripes over that shyt.

You sound just like my man :dead: "Dont get one of those nikkas fukked up over some food" :russ: I stopped bringing stuff at random and I only participate in the potlucks and chilli cookoffs.

where u stationed?
 

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:wow: Hope yall arent at Dyess,Sheppard or Goodfellow. Im out here in Cali at Edwards.

We're at Sheppard :scust:

You lucky SOB!! We wanted Edwards AFB! I would have settled for Utah again but we got funky ass Sheppard :scust: How is it over there??
 

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I was fukking around spending $15 - $20 a day a while back :snoop:

:damn:

I been struggling the last month with stopping by dunkin donuts and ordering one thing, a vanilla chai for $2

its so good :ohlawd: and so addicting :mjcry:

But in terms of lunch, I stay bringing that or eating snacks if I don't feel like eating. I normally grub in the morning so when 12 hits I ain't that hungry
 

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Imma tell you, i'm the biggest a$$hole around, but just making sure your team, aka whomever you are around the most be it family or friends, are
in good spirits brings you good fortune more often than not. A chick who got her man carrying the burden of the bills should every now and then
give him something personalized that keeps him full and happy. It ain't hard. Just like men shouldn't slack on making his woman feel like a lady.
Little things count.

One of the best gifts I ever got from a woman? Happened to be my sister, and it was a dope pair of dress socks with abstract designs. Putting your
better half in good spirits don't take shyt tons of work, and it is shocking people don't know this.
+1000000
I don't like people but I'm a sweetheart when it comes to those around me. If I'm eating we all eating.:blessed:
 

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You sound just like my man :dead: "Dont get one of those nikkas fukked up over some food" :russ: I stopped bringing stuff at random and I only participate in the potlucks and chilli cookoffs.

where u stationed?
We in Japan right now.

It ain't even got to be over food. Just I know that grimy nikkas always like to do that low-key cat call shyt when a chick comes into the shop regardless if she's married.
Not with my queen y'all don't, nukkas:ufdup:
 

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We're at Sheppard :scust:

You lucky SOB!! We wanted Edwards AFB! I would have settled for Utah again but we got funky ass Sheppard :scust: How is it over there??


:mjlol: ......I was there for 5 months and I ve been back twice for TDYs so I know your pain. Yall wanted Edwards? One of yall must be from Cali? The base sucks Not sure what he does though. R u in too?. Not a damn thing to do around here. Luckily its close to Vegas (3 hours) LA (1.5-2 hours) and San Diego :ohlawd: (3 hours).....You wanted Utah though :scusthov:
 
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