What you wanna know? Gotta be specific. Ill tell you offhand though, most people issues with cookingfine
dryer chicken is okay if its a black boned chicken
you went to culinary school though? Kick me some knowledge, I have hit a plateau![]()
1. Lack of a good palate.
Be at someones house they all "Damn, this is good." Some goddamn Hamburger Helper
Heavy salt and fats.If you think shyt food tastes good, you will serve shyt food. Broaden your food knowledge, taste new shyt like
kumquats and rutabagas.
2. Lack of spice diversity/heavy salt reliance
Anybody who has Lawry's or any variation of "allspice" or "seasoned salt" is someone I won'teat food with. They likely serving me poorly conditioned food with a heaping of MSG, salt, and pepper.
Get fresh herbs and learn how they interact. Thyme. Rosemary. Ground mustard seed. Invest in Olive oil, coconut
oil, and grapeseed oil as opposed to butter(you can still use butter
) and switch up tastes.I made a homemade tomato soup that tasted dope before seasoning it, and all I started with was a base of
carmelized onions (sauteed at home) in apple cider vinegar, spicy paprika, chives, and olive oil.
Uncultured fukks will be all
but look at their waistlines and their skin. That tells you allyou need to know about their taste in foods.
3. Stop rushing your cooking
My family complains when it takes me 45 minutes to cook meals. They be choosing at the table though

Takes me on average 10 minutes to make a single serving of scrambled eggs, and I cook them in a pot, stirring them
shyts the whole time. The best stuff takes time. This is important for meats. Rushing the cooking will risk you over cooking
some shyt, robbing you of savory flavors and taste, or undercooking it, sending your ass to the ER if your immune system
is trash. Learn what temps everything should hit and don't rush it. Have your girl all over you when you hit her with
Mahi Mahi that flakes when you stick your fork in

Edit: fukked my count up

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That's why I don't bring the wife around the shop anymore. Made that mistake once. Not a good look to be trying to throw hands with those little knuckleheads. Ain't losing stripes over that shyt.
"Dont get one of those nikkas fukked up over some food"
I stopped bringing stuff at random and I only participate in the potlucks and chilli cookoffs.
moved from Germany to Texas
I hate it here. Where you at?

and so addicting 


