Sometimes I got to tell you bout yourself is all. It was that or tag Mr. Forte for advice.
aight ok alright gotcha dont do that plz
Brehs, I bought my supervisor lunch on tuesday...
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aight ok alright gotcha dont do that plz
this cat is one of my favorite posters, for real.
This is why it's so easy to get caught up in foolishness with the opposite sex. All it takes is one act of kindness where their S/O is doing nothing at all to make someone feel wanted and/or appreciated.
I had a co-worker ask me once "you're always taking care of other people.... you've never had anyone take care of you?"
I can't walk on water... but at that moment, if she would've asked me to?
I sure the fukk would've tried.
Her husband choked her out in the parking lot of my job and threatened to kill me over a birthday cake later, but that's besides the point.
Actualy, no it's not.
Imma tell you, i'm the biggest a$$hole around, but just making sure your team, aka whomever you are around the most be it family or friends, are
in good spirits brings you good fortune more often than not. A chick who got her man carrying the burden of the bills should every now and then
give him something personalized that keeps him full and happy. It ain't hard. Just like men shouldn't slack on making his woman feel like a lady.
Little things count.
One of the best gifts I ever got from a woman? Happened to be my sister, and it was a dope pair of dress socks with abstract designs. Putting your
better half in good spirits don't take shyt tons of work, and it is shocking people don't know this.
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dryer chicken is okay if its a black boned chickenI am culinary level, though. Chances are that any woman that shacks up with me will be going to work with 4 oz of lemon-zested salmon, steamed asparagus,
and red potatoes or couscous cooked in chicken/vegetable broth. I prefer to not eat than have someone feeding me boxed macaroni and dry chicken.
The thought don't fukking count. Get the skills. Lemme cook. She just gotta worry about working the pole right
I ain't talkin bout strippin.
you went to culinary school though? Kick me some knowledge, I have hit a plateau
If a girl brought me some lunch I would immediately think she tryna fukk. 
We as men got the game all confused half the time
We as men got the game all confused half the time
I was heated! Who the fukk goes through the trouble of making a fake facebook page just to talk shyt?? then show up at the office the next day and just pace back and forth while YO nikka is eating my buns...cinnabuns that is
If I was her, I would've showed up to the office with something better than cinnabuns and be like top that bytch
You basically put the wife in a position to realize anything she isn't giving him, he can get elsewhere.
In relationships, it takes certain checks and balances to appreciate their position. Today it could be rice pilaf and italian sausage.
Tomorrow a red velvet cake. Etc etc etc. If her husband not only has a cool woman at work to talk to, but also a cool woman to talk to
who brings him delicious food, he doesn't have to do anything other than let slip he enjoys your company for her to begin to fear the worst.
If he is doing all the working, the least she can do is send him off with good food
She forgot how such a little thing as filling her man's belly can send him off happy as fukk, and got that reality check.
Bet you she won't keep it up for longer than a few weeks though. People slack when they feel they "got their prize" already.
A younger, more accommodating chick being in the picture will made an older chick check herself quick as hell when her man
getting taken care of.
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If I could...
OKAY .,
dont do that plz
Facebook you say
... add me long as you dont have pics of you and your husband up
If I was her, I would've showed up to the office with something better than cinnabuns and be like top that bytch
She showed up with nothing but an attitude and her wig askew. Tragic
Pinyapplesuckas
He's A Good Man
she prolly aint even fix the shyt for him. just made his ass make some pb&j's and take that work L
And I would be in the middle on someIf I was her, I would've showed up to the office with something better than cinnabuns and be like top that bytch
Facebook you say
See I dont even been on FB like that anymore. Add me on tumblr tho!
Because thats the narrative in the OP so ppl went along
Then it made more sense once she said dude NEVER brought lunch but soon as she brought him some, which was enough to take home for dinner (so chances are his wife saw), now all of a sudden he bringing lunch out the blue when he hadnt for the 3 months prior
Its not a far fetched assumption
That's why I don't bring the wife around the shop anymore. Made that mistake once. Not a good look to be trying to throw hands with those little knuckleheads. Ain't losing stripes over that shyt.