Brehs, this colonoscopy sh!t (don't even ask me how)

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I got one last year. I didn't like not being able to eat anything. It didn't hurt. I enjoyed the nap.
 

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The shyt tastes so fukking bad :damn:

The shytting has just started too :damn:

It's gonna be a rough night :snoop:

They give people a deadline on when you can eat, but I remember my boy not eating any solids 48 hours before the examination - period - just drinking fluids. He didn't even have to take his second dose of the laxative because he was clear after the first - literally. nikka told everybody he was shytting water mid-way through the first dose. :dead: :dead:

Hopefully you get good news, breh. :salute:
 

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They give people a deadline on when you can eat, but I remember my boy not eating any solids 48 hours before the examination - period - just drinking fluids. He didn't even have to take his second dose of the laxative because he was clear after the first - literally. nikka told everybody he was shytting water mid-way through the first dose. :dead: :dead:

Hopefully you get good news, breh. :salute:
Yeah, I've been on a liquid diet since last night. I'm hungry as hell. It's only gonna get worse :to:

Thanks breh
 

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:beli: ...... as a black man supposedly we really need to start watching our red meat intake ...... ..... especially as you start climbing closer to 40

I'm glad this thread was made now.... I've been telling myself I need to do that Lemon Cleanse... I heard the best time to do it is in the Spring....suppose to really clean that gunk that has been sitting and festering in your bowels for years out, which is what leads to all kinds of complications....... https://www.google.com/#q=lemon cleanse
 

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:beli: ...... as a black man supposedly we really need to start watching our red meat intake ...... ..... especially as you start climbing closer to 40

I'm glad this thread was made now.... I've been telling myself I need to do that Lemon Cleanse... I heard the best time to do it is in the Spring....suppose to really clean that gunk that has been sitting and festering in your bowels for years out, which is what leads to all kinds of complications....... https://www.google.com/#q=lemon cleanse
Don't trust your body to do what it does everyday brehs.
 

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Don't trust your body to do what it does everyday brehs.

Can you expand on your sarcastic thoughts :patrice: .......... are you referring to some recent study that said cleansing methods didn't do much ... if so, I saw that...... but when your body is bombarded with all types of filth and unnatural shiit, that our body certainly wasn't built to deal with. All manner of substances in the air, water, food, material we're around, then what harm is attempting to be pro active in your health... I've never done it, but tens of millions have....

Maybe if this was the year 2014 B.C./B.C.E and water, food, and everything else was about as pure as it could get then a Master Cleanser, etc would probably be unnecesary, but every two weeks we find out there is all types of "unnatural/unhealthy" things we're ingesting or dealing with ...... "we not in Kanas no more Todo"
 
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Can you expand on your thought...... are you referring to some recent study that said cleansing methods didn't do much ... I saw that...... but when your body is bombarded with all types of filth and unnatural shiit, that our body certainly wasn't built to deal with. All manner of substances in the air, water, food, material we're around.

Maybe if this was the year 2013 B.C./B.C.E and water, food, and everything else was about as pure as it could get then a Master Cleanser, etc would probably be unnecesary, but every two weeks we find out there is all types of "unnatural/unhealthy" things we're ingesting or dealing with ...... "we not in Kanas no more Todo"
I think those things are unneeded. Your body generally functions to keep you alive including removing waste. I find it hard to believe that people will claim years of build-up and then believe a few days or weeks of liquid diet is going to solve it.

Eat better and drink more water everyday and it will likely was a more long term and sustainable impact.
 

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soon it won't be shyt...just brown and then yellow liquid...then pure clear :blessed:

your ass hole will be on fire...get wet wipes.

I got em on deck. It's already coming out liquid now. 30 more minutes of drinking this shyt and then I guess I'm done :whew:
 
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