Brehs we've been taking a shyt the wrong way.....

[Silkk]

im gon try this

Your kind not welcome here

Too late for this shyt

 

[MercuryHayes]

The largest cause of prostate cancer. It's no coincidence

 

[AkaDemiK]

i looked at the pic and immediately

 

[hahaha]

Honest post - its called frogging, i have frogged since i was young. i have calfzillas and dont get my buttocks on no seat.

 

[b@squ1@t]

 

[Software]

What if you slip?

 

[Shade]

fukk, I wish I saw this thread before I took a shyt 15 mins ago.

Next time though.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER! WHEN WE WERE TOURING JAPAN IN THE 70'S, ANDRE WASN'T WASTING HIS TIME WITH THOSE JAPANESE SQUAT TOILETS, DUDE! HE WOULD PAY A YOUNG BOY TO CATCH THE GIANT DOOKIE IN HIS HANDS AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW, MEAN GENE!

 

[T-K-G]

i cant get my feet flat on the ground when i squat

that's the universal "im really out here" pose breh, im disappointed, tighten up

this is true

i had to do a shyt outside so i squatted around the block and lets just say i felt much better than when i used the loo

the fukk you doin shytting outside nikka

I cant shyt and beat my meat in that position

i dont think the body would even allow those 2 things to happen at the same time, why are you trying tho :nikkawat:

What if you slip?

:hovlaff: the visual

 

[Token]

Just prop your feet up on a stepstool so that your knees are above your waist. Ain't nobody got time to be standing on a toilet like that.

 

[AkaDemiK]

Just prop your feet up on a stepstool so that your knees are above your waist. Ain't nobody got time to be standing on a toilet like that.

imagine sitting like that and someone accidentally walk in...

is it just me or is this low key one of the funniest threads on here...

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

yea I read about this a few years ago, but I'm 6'5 so I can't squat on the toilet like a fukking gargoyle lol

 

[50CentStan]

I think leaning forward when you're shytting makes it easier as well.

thats because you're body is replicating the squating position.

Just prop your feet up on a stepstool so that your knees are above your waist. Ain't nobody got time to be standing on a toilet like that.

Thats what I do




Or if you a baller, then you can buy one for $60 http://www.squattypotty.com/

 

[mortuus est]

the fukk you doin shytting outside nikka

yooo i was at a house party b and i couldnt shyt in peace, everyone was banging the door and their was a window half open so people could see in i was going to take like 5 mins so someone would of peeped through the window so i said fuk it, its night time and i took some tissue went around the block and done my shyt, it felt better squatting

 

[AkaDemiK]

thats because you're body is replicating the squating position.


Thats what I do




Or if you a baller, then you can buy one for $60 http://www.squattypotty.com/

this thread is comedy gold....that fukkin thumbnail