Have you ever seen a breh just straight talk himself out of some p*ssy? Now i understand why some women keep stressing dudes to be themselves. I didnt know cats can be so lame on a date when they first meet a chick
So me and these two chicks i know were supposed to out friday night. Me and the first chick (G) get there and we're in the corner chilling having a few drinks feeling each other up. We''re cool but we flirt around a lot. The other one (W) send us a text saying
"yeah im running late. Is it okay if i bring this dude i just met on Tinder along?" We're like
"sure why not?"
Mind you... this chick (W) is a straight freaks and is very open about it.
Anyway she shows up and 10 minutes later homie gets there. He sits down and introduces himself and less than a minute into it they page him to come move his car (he was blocking someone). So homie leaves for a few minutes and the chick (W and G) are like
W - He's cute! Definitely fukking him. Could be tonight
G - haha
Me - SMH
Again, brehs. W is freak. I cant say this enough. Shes the type on a first date within the first 30 minutes she'll ask you your d!ck size because she wants to know if she should bother continue talking to you.
So dude comes back and we're talking. Homie starts going offtopic talking trying to impress the women talking about how he speaks 4 languages and his degree and so on. Little does he know these are highly educated women and i myself am a native french and creole speaker. Dude would just randomly starts saying sh!t in spanish then switches to french. AGain... trying too hard. And with every sentence i could see homegirl getting more and more annoyed and starting to make faces at the other chick. (we were seated at a long table with 2 people on each side)
Im sitting there wishing i could signal homie to chill before he talks himself out of some but my man couldnt stop himself and i know them chicks are ruthless and are laughing at him so hard deep down.
Needless to say she didnt fukk him. She said she grabbed him under the table just to satisfy her curiosity (while we were still there the convo had turned sexual) but he had already gotten on her nerves so she went home afterwards and sent him a text saying she wasnt feeling it and good luck. Homie started blowing up her phone trying to ask what he did wrong.