Brehs where are we on this height chart

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I haven't measured my height since I was 13 / 14.
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Young men we out here :manny:

100> : Get help
100-115: Split in half if cute
115-130: Worthy of hip-spreading backshots/activity
130-145: Gawddess
145-160: Amazonian Gawddess
160-175: How much gut we talking? :patrice:
175-190: The Henny, bro
190+: Baby you better be 6'0" :usure:

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I like this list :ehh:

As a king like such as myself, I would like someone tall also.

Time to hit some college volleyball games or something :mjgrin:
 

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The best soldiers/warriors are generally 5'9''-5'11'' and a lot of kings/pharaohs were pretty short-to-medium height people as well. There are obvious advantages to being 5'9 - 5'11'' as seen throughout world history.

Contrary to what these silly hoes think...in less civilized times height didn't account for that much....because....wait for it.....wait for it....wait for it.....men used.....weapons. Very sharp ones. Crazy huh? Alexander the Great was 5"7 IIRC and it wasn't like that was the normal height back then. The germanic tribes were pushing 6 feet. Alexander was so short after he conquered the Persians, and tried to sit on the former King's throne, they had to put a table under his feet so they wouldn't swing :mjlol:
 
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