Brehs, Why Didn't Y'all Warn Me About Networking At Work :snoop:

[A.V.]

Where you located?

Think wisely, OP

Spoiler

 

[Sleepy Walker]

Never shyt where you eat (home,work)

 

[360dagod]

If you ever get fired, come work for the post office....

fukking co-workers is like taking a shyt here

 

[triplehate]

If you ever get fired, come work for the post office....

fukking co-workers is like taking a shyt here

 

[muse]

you dumb motherfukkers. always be like "why yall aint tell me fire can burn me? why yall aint tell me i can drown in water?"

aaaallllllllllllll we fukking do is try to discourage you from fukking people at your job. but yall dont hear me tho

 

[isaygotdamn]

or worse you developing feelings and she dumps you and now you cant move on as you see her every day

its to late as you crossed that road and thers no looking back

fukk breh, this is me right now. right in the feels

 

[The God Poster]

OP u got me rethinking my stance
I usually dont mess with chicks at work...mainly had a bad situation before.

This one girl tho been flirting with me since she started. Just recently got the digits. She been txt me bout coming over for a drink etc.

I been on my YOLO shyt latley
she seem cool cuz she run her church's choir and all.






































Fuk it ima smash...a man has needs

 

[Da Jungles]

Wassup with the deals mothafukka

 

[TRUEST]

OP u got me rethinking my stance
I usually dont mess with chicks at work...mainly had a bad situation before.

This one girl tho been flirting with me since she started. Just recently got the digits. She been txt me bout coming over for a drink etc.

I been on my YOLO shyt latley
she seem cool cuz she run her church's choir and all

Fuk it ima smash...a man has needs

u better smash or ima reach through this screen and whoop your ass. i aint on that "dont sh1t where u eat" bs. just dont lie to these women saying u gon do something and not do it. basically, dont play them!

i cant understand how grown men can have a pretty thing handed over to them and they turn around on some "nah, its work. i cant have it". i would straight smack any man that says that.

 

[Diondon]

We been saying it
But some nikkas are just hardheaded
That's yo ass

 

[MercuryHayes]

I'll tell you one thing...fukking your employees and getting away with it (meaning no snitching) IS a goat feeling though.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

the lies you're telling to everyone (chicks at work, your girl) is what's stressing you out. you should have told the girl you slept with what it would be from the beginning (before you slept with her). that way there's less chances she feels entitled to anything from you besides fukking.

These nikkas man. If u have to lie and sell dreams to get a chick to fukk with you the shyt dont count.

 

[Allergic2Latex]

I'm curious too. Must live in a small city if he's coming across females he's already messed with

Think the population is about 300,000- 350,000 right now
I ran through my REGION, not just the city breh

You got kids, breh?

Pull out game godly

If you ever get fired, come work for the post office....

fukking co-workers is like taking a shyt here

fukk breh, this is me right now. right in the feels

I'm with you, I'm with you

OP u got me rethinking my stance
I usually dont mess with chicks at work...mainly had a bad situation before.

This one girl tho been flirting with me since she started. Just recently got the digits. She been txt me bout coming over for a drink etc.

I been on my YOLO shyt latley
she seem cool cuz she run her church's choir and all.






































Fuk it ima smash...a man has needs

let's eat fam

Wassup with the deals mothafukka

:step into my office

I'll tell you one thing...fukking your employees and getting away with it (meaning no snitching) IS a goat feeling though.

you ain't never lied fam !




___________
On another note for yall negative ass nikkas,
The new one at work told me to start packing so I could move in with her
This girls slipped & fell in love after a week or 2
Plus she told me her suv is my suv

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I'M DUCKING TWO CHICKS AT WORK NOW. I DON'T MESS WITH GIRLS AT WORK.

 

[Mowgli]

I used to enjoy going to work everyday... Never left early
Started chatting with a few hunnies.. Now I hate my job
I'm going for 8 smoke breaks instead of 2


It all started when I found out about this program called "Spark" (basically MSN/group chat) that a lot of people use at work..
I swear I was being good before this Brehs

All of a sudden I got too comfortable in there, PMing hunnies & getting those numbers
I got 2 girls right now that think me and my girlfriend who I live with BROKE UP but I'm still sleeping on the couch
Slept with the 1 and she goes buko crazy whenever a girl comes to my cubicle to talk with me
I stand up and see her standing up at her desk staring like an eagle
One girl sat on my lap and my boss seen me and laughed (thank God he's cool)

So far I've seen 7 girls that I previously slept with there

This shyt so uncomfortable

I work for Cox Communications (tech support) but I'm a top salesman already
I actually enjoyed my job now I hate going.. (If yall want some crazy deals on internet cable or phone I'll hook my Brehs up
Stress at home, stress at work

Why did I do this to myself

That's not networking

That's dipping your pen in company ink.

networking is platonic.

All the women in the world and you chose to fukk up your money chasing p*ssy where you eat.

we told you you just have no discipline