Brehs, Why Didn't Y'all Warn Me About Networking At Work :snoop:

[Human Torch]

Monster.com
Careerbuilder.com
LinkedIn.com
Glassdoor.com


Bookmark those right now OP.

Spoiler

you gon need em

 

[aXiom]

shyt where you eat brehs

 

[Raava]

Why is the world would you use the company IM to do all that? They keep all those records. If someone goes to HR that's it

 

[Allergic2Latex]

Why is the world would you use the company IM to do all that? They keep all those records. If someone goes to HR that's it

That's where I pulled #s
Didn't really say to much in there

 

[Guile]

Your boss was laughing at you.

You got yourself in a mess that could cost you your job a relationship.

 

[The Mad Titan]

I used to enjoy going to work everyday... Never left early
Started chatting with a few hunnies.. Now I hate my job
I'm going for 8 smoke breaks instead of 2


It all started when I found out about this program called "Spark" (basically MSN/group chat) that a lot of people use at work..
I swear I was being good before this Brehs

All of a sudden I got too comfortable in there, PMing hunnies & getting those numbers
I got 2 girls right now that think me and my girlfriend who I live with BROKE UP but I'm still sleeping on the couch
Slept with the 1 and she goes buko crazy whenever a girl comes to my cubicle to talk with me
I stand up and see her standing up at her desk staring like an eagle
One girl sat on my lap and my boss seen me and laughed (thank God he's cool)

So far I've seen 7 girls that I previously slept with there

This shyt so uncomfortable

I work for Cox Communications (tech support) but I'm a top salesman already
I actually enjoyed my job now I hate going.. (If yall want some crazy deals on internet cable or phone I'll hook my Brehs up
Stress at home, stress at work

Why did I do this to myself

About this Hook up doe

 

[Strapped]

emotions will interfere with yo paper dawg

 

[Another Man]

I used to enjoy going to work everyday... Never left early
Started chatting with a few hunnies.. Now I hate my job
I'm going for 8 smoke breaks instead of 2


It all started when I found out about this program called "Spark" (basically MSN/group chat) that a lot of people use at work..
I swear I was being good before this Brehs

All of a sudden I got too comfortable in there, PMing hunnies & getting those numbers
I got 2 girls right now that think me and my girlfriend who I live with BROKE UP but I'm still sleeping on the couch
Slept with the 1 and she goes buko crazy whenever a girl comes to my cubicle to talk with me
I stand up and see her standing up at her desk staring like an eagle
One girl sat on my lap and my boss seen me and laughed (thank God he's cool)

So far I've seen 7 girls that I previously slept with there

This shyt so uncomfortable

I work for Cox Communications (tech support) but I'm a top salesman already
I actually enjoyed my job now I hate going.. (If yall want some crazy deals on internet cable or phone I'll hook my Brehs up
Stress at home, stress at work

Why did I do this to myself

You are doing what they call "shytting where you eat". If you wanna dip your pen in company ink, cool, but you're gonna have to deal with the drama that comes with it. See that's why anywhere I've worked, I clock in, work, clock out, done. I'm not trying to be anyone's friend and if I wanna meet women, there are plenty of other places I can pull p*ssy and not have to deal with the associated drama every single day, let alone where I earn my bread. You fukked up

 

[Allergic2Latex]

About this Hook up doe

Which state you in

 

[Strapped]

We been saying it
But some nikkas are just hardheaded
That's yo ass

these dude think with their small heads

 

[Morose Polymath]

fukkin broads at work ain't that bad, IF YOU'RE fukkING SMART ABOUT IT.

Here's some key rules nikkas gotta have down if they gone venture to be about that life.

DISCLAIMER: First off if you living with a female or in a relationship, then you fukking up by cheating in the first place. and if will mos def end horribly for you. However, if you are single then you can feast.

- Always let these broads know from the jump what its gone be, don't sell these broads hope or dreams.
- Observe your target or the potential female first before you engage. Check and see how she reacts to certain situations, see if she can keep her mouth closed or if she's a chatty patty. Besides what's the rush she aint going nowhere nikka and if she is leaving the job then you can go for the kill with reckless abandon, cause by then what's the harm she leaving anyway.

- Always play potential drama or conflict to the left and act nonchalant. Women will be emotional no matter what, especially when you slanging that long dikk in them. Just diffuse the situation at work by remaining cool, calm and stoic. Then handle that shyt after work and help her get her mind back right.
- Also If you start catching feelings then you need to abandon mission... signs of this could be you gettin tight when she talk to other nikkas, you wanting to talk to her outside of work without trying to smash (nikkas talmbout I was just calling to see whats good .)
- Eventually some nosey mother fukkers are going to pick up on shyt and try to blow your spot up, just keep that shyt cool and play it off clamly. Getting hostile and confrontational is a no-no And you will just be telling on yourself. Just hit them with a simple "nah it ain't like that, but ol girl cool tho." Then swerve the convo to some other shyt like work, cars, sports or whatever.

This "fukking Co-workers" Life isn't for everybody, so be wise out there brehs

 

[Allergic2Latex]

fukkin broads at work ain't that bad, IF YOU'RE fukkING SMART ABOUT IT.

Here's some key rules nikkas gotta have down if they gone venture to be about that life.

DISCLAIMER: First off if you living with a female or in a relationship, then you fukking up by cheating in the first place. and if will mos def end horribly for you. However, if you are single then you can feast.

- Always let these broads know from the jump what its gone be, don't sell these broads hope or dreams.
- Observe your target or the potential female first before you engage. Check and see how she reacts to certain situations, see if she can keep her mouth closed or if she's a chatty patty. Besides what's the rush she aint going nowhere nikka and if she is leaving the job then you can go for the kill with reckless abandon, cause by then what's the harm she leaving anyway.

- Always play potential drama or conflict to the left and act nonchalant. Women will be emotional no matter what, especially when you slanging that long dikk in them. Just diffuse the situation at work by remaining cool, calm and stoic. Then handle that shyt after work and help her get her mind back right.
- Also If you start catching feelings then you need to abandon mission... signs of this could be you gettin tight when she talk to other nikkas, you wanting to talk to her outside of work without trying to smash (nikkas talmbout I was just calling to see whats good .)
- Eventually some nosey mother fukkers are going to pick up on shyt and try to blow your spot up, just keep that shyt cool and play it off clamly. Getting hostile and confrontational is a no-no And you will just be telling on yourself. Just hit them with a simple "nah it ain't like that, but ol girl cool tho." Then swerve the convo to some other shyt like work, cars, sports or whatever.

This "fukking Co-workers" Life isn't for everybody, so be wise out there brehs

YOU GETTIN REPPED WHEN I GET BACK FROM SWISS CHALET PLEIGHBOIII

Finally some words of wisdom and encouragement

 

[bcrusaderw]

Way to much info , but youll learn the yard way .females gossip too much.this will not end well for you dawgie

Women gossip too much? What do you think this thread is? Hell this site?

 

[Nephilim_BC]

Simperor has spoken

 

[Soundbwoy]

im just here for the fukkery of op learning the hard way